Good news everyone! You can now snag yourself some nifty Confused Cats Against Feminism swag, and help out a couple of charities at the same time The Confused Cat Store on Zazzle is now open for business, offering everything from key chains and coffee mugs to 126 different styles of shirts and other tops for adult humans of all shapes and sizes, not to mention babies, dogs, and pretty much anything and anyone that can wear a shirt. (Sorry, squids, you have too many arms, or legs, or whatever those things are.)
There are two awesome designs to choose from, both featuring my very own Sweetie the cat, who has no idea that she’s on a shirt, or what exactly a shirt is. Big thanks to designer JohnnyKaje, who also provided the awesome designs for the old Manboobz store.
All my royalties from the Confused Cat store will go to two charities, the Global Fund for Women, a well-respected organization working for the rights of women and girls worldwide, and No-Kill Los Angeles, an initiative to “end the killing of healthy and treatable pets in city shelters in Los Angeles, California, by the year 2017” by providing spay/neuter services and working to increase pet adoptions.
Oh, and today there’s even a 10% off SALE going on!
Also: I will also be opening a new We Hunted the Mammoth store up soon. We’ve got a good Mammothy design, but I also wanted to do some shirts, etc, featuring some infamous quotes from some of the terrible people I’ve written about on this site, or who’ve come by to drop their own peculiar wisdom in the comments here. I am taking requests, so if you have any favorite quotes you’d like to see on a t-shirt or a mouse pad or whatever, post them in the comments below!
EDIT: Well, turns out that, as of right now (3 pm CST), the products are NOT up for anyone but me. Apparently Zazzle is still processing them. So, uh, check back in a couple of hours, I guess?
This post was apparently made in the couple minutes while I was reading the War Machine post, so when I hit back, the picture of War Machine morphed into the “I don’t need feminism” shirt. It was… a little freaky.
I can go to the page, but I see no products…
🙁
Aww, thank you so much for donating to NKLA! They are doing great stuff!
But yeah, the store seems to be broken.
Damn, the products are showing up for me (after not showing up for about 12 hours), so I thought they were up for everyone. I’ll see if there’s something I need to do, otherwise, I guess the store will be open as soon as Zazzle decides to start displaying the products.
Zazzle is a bit frustrating at times (I have a few shops for my art stuff). It can take up to 24 hours before new stuff you created actually shows up in your store.
I feel that if Mammoth is affiliated with T-shirt with cats on them, it is proof we have attained one of our milestones. Cheers! *sets off firecrackers*
Awful MRA quotes on T-shirts ??!! That is absolutely brilliant. But there are so many. I. think my head is going to explode.
I’m not sure I understand why anyone would wear an MRA quote as a t-shirt. Seems unlikely to be well-received outside of a mammoth convention.
Could you do tote bags too? For those of us trying not to use plastic bags for shopping.
I just want to say that I think it’s amazing that you are donating proceeds to charity. When I started reading this post, my first thought was “oh neat! David might actually start making some well deserved money for his awesome and valuable work on this blog.” I am sincerely moved and impressed by your intentions for these sales. I want a tshirt but I also want to donate to you and your cats so stand by. Very very cool. Thanks for your amazing work on this blog. It tangibly helps women in so many ways. You rock.
One that just says SPINSTERS! would be funny.
Or perhaps a styalized sunset over the ocean with DIRECTLY ON THE BEACH under it.
I personally wouldn’t wear any quote from a troll that made ‘sense’.
I don’t see any stuff in the store yet – and I think it’s been several hours. Anyway, look forward to browsing when it’s up and running.
I also think totebags would be great.
I’m nthing the totebags idea. And I just checked the shop and I don’t see anything in there for sale.
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Hilarious! AND adorable.
BTW it looks like the WAF folks are trying to start an AntiFeminist Friday hashtag. It’s very boring.
#confusedcaturdayiseveryday
I can see stuff in the store now. And there are totebags! yay!
Good to see all the products up!
There’s a commemorative plate! Or maybe just a plate for eating nachos, I don’t know. But the shop has a Confused Cats plate!
And I’m sorely tempted by a Sweetie apron. Everything I cook will surely taste better if I’m wearing a Confused Cats Against Feminism apron.
I made a couple of WHTM inspired t-shirt designs
http://i.imgur.com/dDKr3Yy.png
http://i.imgur.com/zKdDD6P.png
I love directly on the beach – if it was a rocky beach, would it be mi-sand-ry?
Kim: Those are beautiful.
I would wear both of those, Kim.
I did enjoy making them. I’ll make some more based on in-jokes. Like Scented Fucking Candles are Misandry. And Hard Chairs are Misandry. I’ll take requests though 🙂
Oooo requests (I would so already buy the two you have done on t-shirts). How about a penguin sitting on a wooden chair (no seat cushion). 🙂
I’m not so good at doing actually illustrations. Plus it’s hard to beat the penguins already on Artistry For Feminism. And Kittens. I like doing spoofs of existing/retro t-shirt styles, but I will see what I can do.