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The Confused Cats Against Feminism Store is OPEN for funny business!

This shirt can soon be yours!
This shirt can soon be yours!

Good news everyone! You can now snag yourself some nifty Confused Cats Against Feminism swag, and help out a couple of charities at the same time The Confused Cat Store on Zazzle is now open for business, offering everything from key chains and coffee mugs to 126 different styles of shirts and other tops for adult humans of all shapes and sizes, not to mention babies, dogs, and pretty much anything and anyone that can wear a shirt. (Sorry, squids, you have too many arms, or legs, or whatever those things are.)

There are two awesome designs to choose from, both featuring my very own Sweetie the cat, who has no idea that she’s on a shirt, or what exactly a shirt is. Big thanks to designer JohnnyKaje, who also provided the awesome designs for the old Manboobz store.

All my royalties from the Confused Cat store will go to two charities, the Global Fund for Women, a well-respected organization working for the rights of women and girls worldwide, and No-Kill Los Angeles, an initiative to “end the killing of healthy and treatable pets in city shelters in Los Angeles, California, by the year 2017” by providing spay/neuter services and working to increase pet adoptions.

Oh, and today there’s even a 10% off SALE going on!

Also: I will also be opening a new We Hunted the Mammoth store up soon. We’ve got a good Mammothy design, but I also wanted to do some shirts, etc, featuring some infamous quotes from some of the terrible people I’ve written about on this site, or who’ve come by to drop their own peculiar wisdom in the comments here. I am taking requests, so if you have any favorite quotes you’d like to see on a t-shirt or a mouse pad or whatever, post them in the comments below!

EDIT: Well, turns out that, as of right now (3 pm CST), the products are NOT up for anyone but me. Apparently Zazzle is still processing them. So, uh, check back in a couple of hours, I guess?

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Scott Hamilton
Scott Hamilton
6 years ago

This post was apparently made in the couple minutes while I was reading the War Machine post, so when I hit back, the picture of War Machine morphed into the “I don’t need feminism” shirt. It was… a little freaky.

contrapangloss
6 years ago

I can go to the page, but I see no products…

🙁

katz
6 years ago

Aww, thank you so much for donating to NKLA! They are doing great stuff!

But yeah, the store seems to be broken.

Noadi
6 years ago

Zazzle is a bit frustrating at times (I have a few shops for my art stuff). It can take up to 24 hours before new stuff you created actually shows up in your store.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

I feel that if Mammoth is affiliated with T-shirt with cats on them, it is proof we have attained one of our milestones. Cheers! *sets off firecrackers*

Charlie
Charlie
6 years ago

Awful MRA quotes on T-shirts ??!! That is absolutely brilliant. But there are so many. I. think my head is going to explode.

Orion
6 years ago

I’m not sure I understand why anyone would wear an MRA quote as a t-shirt. Seems unlikely to be well-received outside of a mammoth convention.

Tracey
Tracey
6 years ago

Could you do tote bags too? For those of us trying not to use plastic bags for shopping.

Nitram
6 years ago

I just want to say that I think it’s amazing that you are donating proceeds to charity. When I started reading this post, my first thought was “oh neat! David might actually start making some well deserved money for his awesome and valuable work on this blog.” I am sincerely moved and impressed by your intentions for these sales. I want a tshirt but I also want to donate to you and your cats so stand by. Very very cool. Thanks for your amazing work on this blog. It tangibly helps women in so many ways. You rock.

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

One that just says SPINSTERS! would be funny.

Or perhaps a styalized sunset over the ocean with DIRECTLY ON THE BEACH under it.

I personally wouldn’t wear any quote from a troll that made ‘sense’.

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

I don’t see any stuff in the store yet – and I think it’s been several hours. Anyway, look forward to browsing when it’s up and running.

I also think totebags would be great.

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

I’m nthing the totebags idea. And I just checked the shop and I don’t see anything in there for sale.

Heretic
6 years ago

Reblogged this on Your social constructs are showing and commented:
Hilarious! AND adorable.

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

BTW it looks like the WAF folks are trying to start an AntiFeminist Friday hashtag. It’s very boring.

#confusedcaturdayiseveryday

grumpycatisagirl
6 years ago

I can see stuff in the store now. And there are totebags! yay!

kittehserf
6 years ago

Good to see all the products up!

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

There’s a commemorative plate! Or maybe just a plate for eating nachos, I don’t know. But the shop has a Confused Cats plate!

And I’m sorely tempted by a Sweetie apron. Everything I cook will surely taste better if I’m wearing a Confused Cats Against Feminism apron.

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

I made a couple of WHTM inspired t-shirt designs

http://i.imgur.com/dDKr3Yy.png

http://i.imgur.com/zKdDD6P.png

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

I love directly on the beach – if it was a rocky beach, would it be mi-sand-ry?

katz
6 years ago

Kim: Those are beautiful.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

I would wear both of those, Kim.

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

I did enjoy making them. I’ll make some more based on in-jokes. Like Scented Fucking Candles are Misandry. And Hard Chairs are Misandry. I’ll take requests though 🙂

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

Oooo requests (I would so already buy the two you have done on t-shirts). How about a penguin sitting on a wooden chair (no seat cushion). 🙂

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

I’m not so good at doing actually illustrations. Plus it’s hard to beat the penguins already on Artistry For Feminism. And Kittens. I like doing spoofs of existing/retro t-shirt styles, but I will see what I can do.

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

Everything is Misandry

http://i.imgur.com/mVtxteX.png

cloudiah
6 years ago

Kim, you’ve outdone yourself here. That is a thing of beauty, and a joy forever. Kudos.

lindwormlady
lindwormlady
6 years ago

Kim, that is wonderful. 😀

gelar
gelar
6 years ago

Kim, these are delightful. I’d love to get the Beach one on a beach towel and take it to the beach.

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Directly on the Beach!

(dies of laughter over here)

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

for me it was that it was both mentioned when it was irrelevant and always IN ALL CAPS

strivingally
6 years ago

Kim, I want your “Everything Is Misandry” pic on bumper stickers, tote bags, coffee mugs… it’s fantastic. 😀

Skye
Skye
6 years ago

Kim, those are all awesome designs

contrapangloss
6 years ago

I would sit on a hard chair and drink cocoa from that mug in a heartbeat, Kim.

a man
6 years ago

Will the profits from your We Hunted the Mammoth store also go to charity?

Fibinachi
6 years ago

No, I think the profits go to cat food and Davidcare. But then I’m not privy to the financial reports of Mammoth Inc.

kittehserf
6 years ago

Kim, those designs have ALL THE WIN. I really love the Directly On the Beach one: it would be so totally meaningless to any non-Mammotheers seeing it. I’d wear that on a tee shirt and it’s not even my colours!

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

Ah, late the party (sorry). Kim, that third one is great too.

Payday tomorrow, so I shall have some dollars to spend in the shop. 🙂

kittehserf
6 years ago

Hey, Mads made it onto Confused Cats!

::does happy dance::

Kim
Kim
6 years ago

@kitteh
What other colours would it be kitteh? Are the beaches in Melbourne really that bad?

*gloats over gold coast beaches*

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

I just placed my order. Bloody $8USD for tracked shipping inside the US compared to $40USD tracked to NZ. Ouch. I’m shipping to my handling company in Florida as I have a parcel there already so I can combine to save shipping costs.

kittehserf
6 years ago

@kitteh
What other colours would it be kitteh? Are the beaches in Melbourne really that bad?

*gloats over gold coast beaches*

ROFL!

Oh, you know, sort of grey-green greasy … wait a minute, that’s the Limpopo River in The Elephant’s Child. Though pale greyish and steel-blue-teal are the colours I see when I’m anywhere near a beach: I stay away from them ‘cept in winter.

But! I meant not the colours I wear, not “not Melbourne beach colours”.