Good news everyone! You can now snag yourself some nifty Confused Cats Against Feminism swag, and help out a couple of charities at the same time The Confused Cat Store on Zazzle is now open for business, offering everything from key chains and coffee mugs to 126 different styles of shirts and other tops for adult humans of all shapes and sizes, not to mention babies, dogs, and pretty much anything and anyone that can wear a shirt. (Sorry, squids, you have too many arms, or legs, or whatever those things are.)
There are two awesome designs to choose from, both featuring my very own Sweetie the cat, who has no idea that she’s on a shirt, or what exactly a shirt is. Big thanks to designer JohnnyKaje, who also provided the awesome designs for the old Manboobz store.
All my royalties from the Confused Cat store will go to two charities, the Global Fund for Women, a well-respected organization working for the rights of women and girls worldwide, and No-Kill Los Angeles, an initiative to “end the killing of healthy and treatable pets in city shelters in Los Angeles, California, by the year 2017” by providing spay/neuter services and working to increase pet adoptions.
Oh, and today there’s even a 10% off SALE going on!
Also: I will also be opening a new We Hunted the Mammoth store up soon. We’ve got a good Mammothy design, but I also wanted to do some shirts, etc, featuring some infamous quotes from some of the terrible people I’ve written about on this site, or who’ve come by to drop their own peculiar wisdom in the comments here. I am taking requests, so if you have any favorite quotes you’d like to see on a t-shirt or a mouse pad or whatever, post them in the comments below!
EDIT: Well, turns out that, as of right now (3 pm CST), the products are NOT up for anyone but me. Apparently Zazzle is still processing them. So, uh, check back in a couple of hours, I guess?
Everything is Misandry
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Kim, you’ve outdone yourself here. That is a thing of beauty, and a joy forever. Kudos.
Kim, that is wonderful. 😀
Kim, these are delightful. I’d love to get the Beach one on a beach towel and take it to the beach.
Directly on the Beach!
(dies of laughter over here)
Kim, these are great! I’ll send you an email.
You know, I do feel obliged to point out that whatshisname did actually seem to live on or very near a beach. Not in LA proper, though. He was lying about lots of other stuff though.
And of course he brought up the beach thing rather a lot. And as if it mattered. So, still funny!
for me it was that it was both mentioned when it was irrelevant and always IN ALL CAPS
Kim, I want your “Everything Is Misandry” pic on bumper stickers, tote bags, coffee mugs… it’s fantastic. 😀
Kim, those are all awesome designs
I would sit on a hard chair and drink cocoa from that mug in a heartbeat, Kim.
Will the profits from your We Hunted the Mammoth store also go to charity?
No, I think the profits go to cat food and Davidcare. But then I’m not privy to the financial reports of Mammoth Inc.
Yep. Not sure which one. The Man Boobz store profits went to Planned Parenthood. I could stick with that. But I’m open to suggestions.
Kim, those designs have ALL THE WIN. I really love the Directly On the Beach one: it would be so totally meaningless to any non-Mammotheers seeing it. I’d wear that on a tee shirt and it’s not even my colours!
Ah, late the party (sorry). Kim, that third one is great too.
Payday tomorrow, so I shall have some dollars to spend in the shop. 🙂
Hey, Mads made it onto Confused Cats!
::does happy dance::
@kitteh
What other colours would it be kitteh? Are the beaches in Melbourne really that bad?
*gloats over gold coast beaches*
I just placed my order. Bloody $8USD for tracked shipping inside the US compared to $40USD tracked to NZ. Ouch. I’m shipping to my handling company in Florida as I have a parcel there already so I can combine to save shipping costs.
@kitteh
What other colours would it be kitteh? Are the beaches in Melbourne really that bad?
*gloats over gold coast beaches*
ROFL!
Oh, you know, sort of grey-green greasy … wait a minute, that’s the Limpopo River in The Elephant’s Child. Though pale greyish and steel-blue-teal are the colours I see when I’m anywhere near a beach: I stay away from them ‘cept in winter.
But! I meant not the colours I wear, not “not Melbourne beach colours”.