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Is War Machine, the mixed martial arts fighter accused of brutally beating his ex, a Men's Rights Activist?

The "hero" the Men's Rights movement deserves?
The “hero” the Men’s Rights movement deserves?

If the Men’s Rights movement is looking for a celebrity endorser, I think I’ve found just the guy for them: the mixed martial arts fighter, and erstwhile porn actor, War Machine, currently sitting in jail on charges of brutally beating and attempting to kill his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack.

Men’s Rights activists should be able to look past these criminal charges; after all, as they remind us all the time, women are forever falsely accusing innocent men of all sorts of terrible things.

And in so many ways War Machine is perfect for them. An MMA fighter, he’s already only one letter away from being an MRA. A misogynistic asshole with rage issues, he’ll have no trouble fitting in with the Men’s Rights crowd. And, especialy important for a movement that has a lot of trouble getting any good PR, he’s a bit more comfortable on camera than the Paul Elams and Dean Esmays of the world, with experience on television  (on the reality show The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra), and in seven films (albeit pornographic ones).

Best of all: he’ll need no ideological education from what A Voice for Men likes to call Fuck Shit Up University. War Machine – real name Jonathan Koppenhaver – is already an outspoken proponent of many of the Men’s Rights Movement’s core beliefs.

Consider these selections from a little Men’s Rights manifesto War Machine wrote a few years ago during a previous stint behind bars, serving time for felony assault after two bloody bar fights. His rant, which a friend posted to the internet, would fit right in with the sort of stuff we’ve seen regularly posted on the Men’s Rights subreddit, or The Spearhead, or A Voice for Men. I’ve bolded some of the Men’s Rightsiest bits:

The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America…

There has always been the oppressor and always the oppressed. Before, it was blatant … NOW the oppressor has learned to disguise his evil. You can see man, but you can not see MEN. How easy it is to oppress a minority that is invisible to the eye! How genius of the oppressor! And what a better target too! …

Men challenge injustice from Government, MEN fight for their Constitutional rights, that are slowly being taken away every year. …

And they don’t just oppress us by making more laws and taking away more freedom, they are far more clever than that! Ask yourself what your REAL dream was?? If you gave up on this dream, why? Because of the brainwashing of the Government, that’s why! They taught you to “play it safe.” They told us a responsible man has ONE wife, a house, good credit, good job, and kids. How are you supposed to chase your dreams while maintaining all of that!?

Men are supposed to take risks and be aggressive! What accomplishments have ever come of a man scared to risk it all!? None!? Where would the world be? Still ‘flat!’ Still ‘Earth at the center of the universe!’

If any of you have your Men’s Rights Bingo cards out, I’m guessing you might already be close to scoring a bingo. We’ve got a comparison to slavery that could have come straight from the pages of A Voice for Men, a marriage-is-death-to-male-dreams rant that could have been borrowed from any MGTOW forum, and an evo-psych-esque argument that men are the true risk-takers and the world’s real innovators.

And I don’t think War Machine would have much trouble with Paul Elam’s “Bash a Violent Bitch Month,” either.

[I]t’s Christmas day and I’m laying in my bunk wondering “Why in the hell do American men get married!?” … If your wife is being a bitch you can’t slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back … Next thing you know it will be illegal to fuck your wife! LMAO! Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the fucking hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a bitch!

In another online posting, War Machine touched on another Men’s Rights hobbyhorse, the notion that the justice system is stacked against men:

[L]ook at the prisons, they are FULL of MEN, not women. Are men “evil” and women not? Or do the laws target and attempt to restrict NATURAL MEN’S BEHAVIOR? How many of the HEROES in American history would avoid prison if they lived today? Davey Crockett? Thomas Jefferson? David Bowie? General Grant & General Lee? Shit, George Washington. … Laws target MEN and men’s behavior. Women want to bitch and cry about their rights and equality… LMAO! MEN are the ones locked away like animals, while women run free!

Someone might have to explain to War Machine that David Bowie is not actually a famous American HERO but a famously androgynous British musician who once recorded an album called “Heroes.” (Mr. Machine may be thinking of James Bowie, a well-known 19th century American frontiersman and slave trader, and the guy the Bowie Knife is named after.)

But other than that, he seems ready to go.

There is, of course, that whole attempted murder charge to deal with.

It’s true the Men’s Rights Movement has had few problems in the past rallying behind men with histories of violence. But War Machine might be a harder sell as a Men’s Rights hero. His alleged attack on Mack left her with a cracked rib, a ruptured liver, numerous broken bones, missing teeth and her eyes swollen shut.  (See here for photos of her injuries; obviously this link is NSFW and could be triggering.)

While Mr. Machine denies attacking Mack, he joked to a TV host last year that if she were to leave him “I would just kill her” and get a tattoo saying “Rest In Peace” above the tattoo of her name he has on his neck.

And several hours after allegedly trying to murder her, War Machine tweeted this lovely message about his ex:

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/statuses/497663075831787521

War Machine does seem to be at a low point in his life. Even aside from the charges he faces, and the time he seems likely to serve, his career in porn is almost certainly over. The “Alpha Male” clothing line he helped start wants nothing to do with him. Nobody but the prison system seems to want this guy.

In other words: Men’s Rights activists, this is your chance! War Machine may not be the, er, hero you want. But he’s certainly the hero you deserve.

 

 

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GrumpyOldMan
10 years ago

By the way, Katz, I have been wanting to apologize for an argument that we got into a few weeks back that was largely caused by my sloppy use of the term Christian when I meant Calvinist, so that I ended up attributing to Christians in general beliefs that probably only a minority of them actually hold.
I also post on political blogs where the rhetoric can get fairly vicious and “libtard” and “Obot” are two of the nicer things I get called — and I myself tend to be argumentative and even bombastic at times — and sometimes I don’t make the transition back to this more civilized space as well as I should.

katz
10 years ago

By the way, Katz, I have been wanting to apologize for an argument that we got into a few weeks back that was largely caused by my sloppy use of the term Christian when I meant Calvinist, so that I ended up attributing to Christians in general beliefs that probably only a minority of them actually hold.

Actually I was meaning to apologize to you about that. I did exactly the same thing I don’t want people to do: I jumped all over you on the assumption that you were trying to be a jerkface without stopping to consider that maybe you weren’t.

I’m going to attempt to be better about that in the future.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Sorry guys, tomorrow is axolotl day. But yes, there will be pictures!

For everyone hoping LBT hasn’t left, he hasn’t and will attempt to pop by soon. So w00t for that!

“In particular it needs to be OK to hold a minority opinion.” Yeah, on most things we should be able to agree to disagree. Whether mangos are yummy isn’t one of them, anti-mango heathens! 🙂

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Can you be mango neutral? I think they’re OK, but won’t go out of my way for one.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

It depends which kind of mango we’re talking about. The orange ones, yes please, the green ones, depends.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Foods can cause strong feelings. I recently met some poor fool who thinks mushrooms are an abomination. It takes all kinds, I guess.

Ooh! I learned a thing on the intertoobs about mushrooms! They synthesize vitamin D. Not just, are a good source of, but if you take your package of mushrooms out of the fridge and put them in the sunlight, they’ll synthesize MORE vitamin D until you eat them.

contrapangloss
10 years ago

YESYESYESYES!!! LBT is still with us! LBT, you have no idea how happy that makes me. Internet (((((((((HUG))))))))))) for you!

And I saw pecunium in the open thread, so the antimango heathen is still with us as well, and YES!!!

This is good.

And axolotls.

And, my boss is going to officially become an American Citizen tomorrow. She’s only doing a half day, because her ceremony is in the morning. 🙂

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago

Yanno that video of the cat perched up on the window barking like a dog till they notice someone observing them and then they are all about the meow?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I love that video. Pretty sure I’ve posted it here before actually.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

I have too. I’m sure we’ve had it at least 5 times.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Also, YAY, LBT’s not leaving. But BOO, LBT’s having some sanity problems. If it helps, LBT, I’ll be thinking about you.

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
10 years ago

SO GLAD that LBT hasn’t left us! Sorry they’re having problems, though.

contrapangloss
10 years ago

Dear folkses that have the ability to contact LBT…

Can you pass along a quick note saying that the rest of us are thinking of them and hoping they feel better soon and their brain stops attacking them with the scary stuff soon?

Also, mega hugs.

kittehserf
10 years ago

contrapangloss, yay for your boss! 🙂

I’m really glad LBT’s not leaving over that. It’s all kinds of horrible there’s shitty stuff going on for them, though. Or him, I know this is hitting Rogan but not sure how much the rest of the system’s involved, from what he said here. Hope Mac can help with all this.

thebewilderness: I love that kitty too!

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
10 years ago
Skye
Skye
10 years ago

Thanks all. I think Argenti and Katz are right. I really don’t want everyone to leave. I’m glad LBT and Pecunium haven’t. I hope Pallygirl changes her mind and Hellkell and Cassandrakitty stay too. Kitteh, I’m glad you reconsidered.

Hope things get better for LBT soon.

Congrats to your boss, contrapangloss!

Yay, axoltol!

Unimaginative, I’m an antifungus heathen as well, so I’m glad you were able to forgive that other guy for being one. 🙂

blahlistic (@blahlistic)

if you take your package of mushrooms out of the fridge and put them in the sunlight, they’ll synthesize MORE vitamin D until you eat them.

Huh!
Cool. Wonder if I could grow button mushrooms on horse poo.
…Still not the melted-the-ceiling-teleporting-cats mushrooms though. 🙁

kittehserf
10 years ago

… Does this mean Maddie is a cat mushroom? I swear she doesn’t just synthesize vitamin D, she soaks up all the sunshine.

Skye
Skye
10 years ago

Kittehs, #yesallcats

Auntie Alias
Auntie Alias
10 years ago

I’m so sorry to hear LBT is having health problems and wish them all the best.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Nope, don’t care if mushrooms synthize vitamin D, they’re still disgusting!

But I’ll tell LBT to poke his head over here and read the well wishes.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

LBT, if you do come read this, I’m so glad that your absence wasn’t caused by the stuff discussed in this thread, because the fact that it might have hurt you was one of the things I was worrying about the most.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Skye LOL, truth!

LBT, seconding cassandra. I know this stuff was distressing to you.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Also, I don’t want to get all up in your business if you’d rather be left alone, but if there’s anything I can do to help, just ask.

Puddleglum
10 years ago

Dammit, I swore I wasn’t going to post here again but…

I’m so flippin’ happy LBT isn’t gone-gone! I tried to find the perfect dancing Snoopy video, but my youtube-fu is weak. I really hope he and his system feel better soon.

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