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Is War Machine, the mixed martial arts fighter accused of brutally beating his ex, a Men's Rights Activist?

The "hero" the Men's Rights movement deserves?
The “hero” the Men’s Rights movement deserves?

If the Men’s Rights movement is looking for a celebrity endorser, I think I’ve found just the guy for them: the mixed martial arts fighter, and erstwhile porn actor, War Machine, currently sitting in jail on charges of brutally beating and attempting to kill his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack.

Men’s Rights activists should be able to look past these criminal charges; after all, as they remind us all the time, women are forever falsely accusing innocent men of all sorts of terrible things.

And in so many ways War Machine is perfect for them. An MMA fighter, he’s already only one letter away from being an MRA. A misogynistic asshole with rage issues, he’ll have no trouble fitting in with the Men’s Rights crowd. And, especialy important for a movement that has a lot of trouble getting any good PR, he’s a bit more comfortable on camera than the Paul Elams and Dean Esmays of the world, with experience on television  (on the reality show The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra), and in seven films (albeit pornographic ones).

Best of all: he’ll need no ideological education from what A Voice for Men likes to call Fuck Shit Up University. War Machine – real name Jonathan Koppenhaver – is already an outspoken proponent of many of the Men’s Rights Movement’s core beliefs.

Consider these selections from a little Men’s Rights manifesto War Machine wrote a few years ago during a previous stint behind bars, serving time for felony assault after two bloody bar fights. His rant, which a friend posted to the internet, would fit right in with the sort of stuff we’ve seen regularly posted on the Men’s Rights subreddit, or The Spearhead, or A Voice for Men. I’ve bolded some of the Men’s Rightsiest bits:

The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America…

There has always been the oppressor and always the oppressed. Before, it was blatant … NOW the oppressor has learned to disguise his evil. You can see man, but you can not see MEN. How easy it is to oppress a minority that is invisible to the eye! How genius of the oppressor! And what a better target too! …

Men challenge injustice from Government, MEN fight for their Constitutional rights, that are slowly being taken away every year. …

And they don’t just oppress us by making more laws and taking away more freedom, they are far more clever than that! Ask yourself what your REAL dream was?? If you gave up on this dream, why? Because of the brainwashing of the Government, that’s why! They taught you to “play it safe.” They told us a responsible man has ONE wife, a house, good credit, good job, and kids. How are you supposed to chase your dreams while maintaining all of that!?

Men are supposed to take risks and be aggressive! What accomplishments have ever come of a man scared to risk it all!? None!? Where would the world be? Still ‘flat!’ Still ‘Earth at the center of the universe!’

If any of you have your Men’s Rights Bingo cards out, I’m guessing you might already be close to scoring a bingo. We’ve got a comparison to slavery that could have come straight from the pages of A Voice for Men, a marriage-is-death-to-male-dreams rant that could have been borrowed from any MGTOW forum, and an evo-psych-esque argument that men are the true risk-takers and the world’s real innovators.

And I don’t think War Machine would have much trouble with Paul Elam’s “Bash a Violent Bitch Month,” either.

[I]t’s Christmas day and I’m laying in my bunk wondering “Why in the hell do American men get married!?” … If your wife is being a bitch you can’t slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back … Next thing you know it will be illegal to fuck your wife! LMAO! Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the fucking hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a bitch!

In another online posting, War Machine touched on another Men’s Rights hobbyhorse, the notion that the justice system is stacked against men:

[L]ook at the prisons, they are FULL of MEN, not women. Are men “evil” and women not? Or do the laws target and attempt to restrict NATURAL MEN’S BEHAVIOR? How many of the HEROES in American history would avoid prison if they lived today? Davey Crockett? Thomas Jefferson? David Bowie? General Grant & General Lee? Shit, George Washington. … Laws target MEN and men’s behavior. Women want to bitch and cry about their rights and equality… LMAO! MEN are the ones locked away like animals, while women run free!

Someone might have to explain to War Machine that David Bowie is not actually a famous American HERO but a famously androgynous British musician who once recorded an album called “Heroes.” (Mr. Machine may be thinking of James Bowie, a well-known 19th century American frontiersman and slave trader, and the guy the Bowie Knife is named after.)

But other than that, he seems ready to go.

There is, of course, that whole attempted murder charge to deal with.

It’s true the Men’s Rights Movement has had few problems in the past rallying behind men with histories of violence. But War Machine might be a harder sell as a Men’s Rights hero. His alleged attack on Mack left her with a cracked rib, a ruptured liver, numerous broken bones, missing teeth and her eyes swollen shut.  (See here for photos of her injuries; obviously this link is NSFW and could be triggering.)

While Mr. Machine denies attacking Mack, he joked to a TV host last year that if she were to leave him “I would just kill her” and get a tattoo saying “Rest In Peace” above the tattoo of her name he has on his neck.

And several hours after allegedly trying to murder her, War Machine tweeted this lovely message about his ex:

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/statuses/497663075831787521

War Machine does seem to be at a low point in his life. Even aside from the charges he faces, and the time he seems likely to serve, his career in porn is almost certainly over. The “Alpha Male” clothing line he helped start wants nothing to do with him. Nobody but the prison system seems to want this guy.

In other words: Men’s Rights activists, this is your chance! War Machine may not be the, er, hero you want. But he’s certainly the hero you deserve.

 

 

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kittehserf
10 years ago

thebewilderness, count me as another HUGELY pissed off by someone who’s turned into the “never mind your feels, what about mine” type. Just when you thought we’d got rid of that shit from the board …

Also I’m really, really glad to see you commenting again. Please stay!

I had a huge teal dear (teal moose?) but since everyone’s gone ARGH and jumped into number ninja, I’ll save it for another time, if needed.

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pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

I just googled. The teeth look terrestrial mammal-like, weirdly so.

And is there a spellcheck for WordPress comments?

katz
10 years ago

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katz
10 years ago

This seems like a good time to ask what the hell an axolotl is, other than cute.

It is an aquatic amphibian. It’s neotonous: It never metamorphoses into a land-dwelling adult state.

Also it can regrow limbs, so that’s pretty cool.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Oh pox, where are we with the numbers?

Shadow, it works by going on counting in order – repeating the number means starting over at the last saved (1, 10, 20, etc).

kittehserf
10 years ago

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sparky
sparky
10 years ago

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sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Ack!

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Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

@Argenti and kitteh’s

Cheers!

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Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

Blaaasstttt

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kittehserf
10 years ago

And is there a spellcheck for WordPress comments?

::scratches head:: Dunno, never looked. Or else I turned it off so long ago I’ve forgotten (damn red squiggly lines, they drive me up the wall).

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Other than a thing you grow people in in the Dune books. I am having a hard time making this fit in with the cute little critter in my brain, possibly as a result of serious WTF overload. I think “some sociopaths are kind” may have finally broken my brain.

Alex
10 years ago

Night, Argenti!

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pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

Does anyone else get a non-working Post Comment button sometimes here? 🙁 I think it starts to have a hissy fit after I get the “duplicated comment” error from trying to post a numbers ninja number I have already posted. Refreshing the page doesn’t work. Using Firefox.

kittehserf
10 years ago

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kittehserf
10 years ago

Bloody Slow Connections!

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Yeah, that’s happened to a few people, pallygirl.

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

Can you pet an axolotl or does ruin their temperature/skin or they’re just not sociable-with-humans pets?

Alex
10 years ago

lol! How did we ever make it to 11 before?

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cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

They look like they should be guide and mentor to an adorable child in a Miyazaki movie.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

No, I still have Mika and Julius. But there’s an adopter coming to look at them tomorrow.

There must be a surplus of adorable kitties in your area because I don’t know how they haven’t been snapped up yet.

I was thinking of getting a kitten when I adopted Dracarys but there were none available at the humane society near me. Only adults. I was glad to rescue an adult but I thought Darrow might have gotten along with a new kitty better if it was a baby. Oh well. Now that I have Dracy I wouldn’t trade her for anything so it worked out fine.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Katz covered it really, over than that they’re carnivores, that surprised my mother (I’m already breeding snails and brine shrimp for my carnivores, and have plenty of frozen food for them, so that’s covered), and they’ll eat ANYTHING — each other, gravel, if it fits in their mouth, it will likely end up there.

Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

@pallygirl

Don’t even get me started on that. I’ve been reduced to a gibbering rage machine here before thanks to that. What seems to work is to open it up in a new window. I generally just open up the older comments in a new window and use that to post my comment, which automatically brings me to the newest page. When the post comments button stops working it’s just never going to work again in that window so just close it once you open up a new one.

@Cassandra

I am now picturing a Finding Nemo/Pinocchio mash up with Jiminy the Axocotl

Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

@pallygirl

To add to the irony of it all (well kind of, I AM male after all), my post comment button stopped working when I tried to post that explanation to you 🙁

Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

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