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Is War Machine, the mixed martial arts fighter accused of brutally beating his ex, a Men's Rights Activist?

The "hero" the Men's Rights movement deserves?
The “hero” the Men’s Rights movement deserves?

If the Men’s Rights movement is looking for a celebrity endorser, I think I’ve found just the guy for them: the mixed martial arts fighter, and erstwhile porn actor, War Machine, currently sitting in jail on charges of brutally beating and attempting to kill his ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack.

Men’s Rights activists should be able to look past these criminal charges; after all, as they remind us all the time, women are forever falsely accusing innocent men of all sorts of terrible things.

And in so many ways War Machine is perfect for them. An MMA fighter, he’s already only one letter away from being an MRA. A misogynistic asshole with rage issues, he’ll have no trouble fitting in with the Men’s Rights crowd. And, especialy important for a movement that has a lot of trouble getting any good PR, he’s a bit more comfortable on camera than the Paul Elams and Dean Esmays of the world, with experience on television  (on the reality show The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra), and in seven films (albeit pornographic ones).

Best of all: he’ll need no ideological education from what A Voice for Men likes to call Fuck Shit Up University. War Machine – real name Jonathan Koppenhaver – is already an outspoken proponent of many of the Men’s Rights Movement’s core beliefs.

Consider these selections from a little Men’s Rights manifesto War Machine wrote a few years ago during a previous stint behind bars, serving time for felony assault after two bloody bar fights. His rant, which a friend posted to the internet, would fit right in with the sort of stuff we’ve seen regularly posted on the Men’s Rights subreddit, or The Spearhead, or A Voice for Men. I’ve bolded some of the Men’s Rightsiest bits:

The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America…

There has always been the oppressor and always the oppressed. Before, it was blatant … NOW the oppressor has learned to disguise his evil. You can see man, but you can not see MEN. How easy it is to oppress a minority that is invisible to the eye! How genius of the oppressor! And what a better target too! …

Men challenge injustice from Government, MEN fight for their Constitutional rights, that are slowly being taken away every year. …

And they don’t just oppress us by making more laws and taking away more freedom, they are far more clever than that! Ask yourself what your REAL dream was?? If you gave up on this dream, why? Because of the brainwashing of the Government, that’s why! They taught you to “play it safe.” They told us a responsible man has ONE wife, a house, good credit, good job, and kids. How are you supposed to chase your dreams while maintaining all of that!?

Men are supposed to take risks and be aggressive! What accomplishments have ever come of a man scared to risk it all!? None!? Where would the world be? Still ‘flat!’ Still ‘Earth at the center of the universe!’

If any of you have your Men’s Rights Bingo cards out, I’m guessing you might already be close to scoring a bingo. We’ve got a comparison to slavery that could have come straight from the pages of A Voice for Men, a marriage-is-death-to-male-dreams rant that could have been borrowed from any MGTOW forum, and an evo-psych-esque argument that men are the true risk-takers and the world’s real innovators.

And I don’t think War Machine would have much trouble with Paul Elam’s “Bash a Violent Bitch Month,” either.

[I]t’s Christmas day and I’m laying in my bunk wondering “Why in the hell do American men get married!?” … If your wife is being a bitch you can’t slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back … Next thing you know it will be illegal to fuck your wife! LMAO! Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the fucking hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a bitch!

In another online posting, War Machine touched on another Men’s Rights hobbyhorse, the notion that the justice system is stacked against men:

[L]ook at the prisons, they are FULL of MEN, not women. Are men “evil” and women not? Or do the laws target and attempt to restrict NATURAL MEN’S BEHAVIOR? How many of the HEROES in American history would avoid prison if they lived today? Davey Crockett? Thomas Jefferson? David Bowie? General Grant & General Lee? Shit, George Washington. … Laws target MEN and men’s behavior. Women want to bitch and cry about their rights and equality… LMAO! MEN are the ones locked away like animals, while women run free!

Someone might have to explain to War Machine that David Bowie is not actually a famous American HERO but a famously androgynous British musician who once recorded an album called “Heroes.” (Mr. Machine may be thinking of James Bowie, a well-known 19th century American frontiersman and slave trader, and the guy the Bowie Knife is named after.)

But other than that, he seems ready to go.

There is, of course, that whole attempted murder charge to deal with.

It’s true the Men’s Rights Movement has had few problems in the past rallying behind men with histories of violence. But War Machine might be a harder sell as a Men’s Rights hero. His alleged attack on Mack left her with a cracked rib, a ruptured liver, numerous broken bones, missing teeth and her eyes swollen shut.  (See here for photos of her injuries; obviously this link is NSFW and could be triggering.)

While Mr. Machine denies attacking Mack, he joked to a TV host last year that if she were to leave him “I would just kill her” and get a tattoo saying “Rest In Peace” above the tattoo of her name he has on his neck.

And several hours after allegedly trying to murder her, War Machine tweeted this lovely message about his ex:

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/statuses/497663075831787521

War Machine does seem to be at a low point in his life. Even aside from the charges he faces, and the time he seems likely to serve, his career in porn is almost certainly over. The “Alpha Male” clothing line he helped start wants nothing to do with him. Nobody but the prison system seems to want this guy.

In other words: Men’s Rights activists, this is your chance! War Machine may not be the, er, hero you want. But he’s certainly the hero you deserve.

 

 

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GrumpyOldMan
10 years ago

Kitties are always on-topic. David has spoken.

blahlistic (@blahlistic)

You’re asking Woody to think for himself and compose a relevant reply.

He might herniate something.

…Actually, I just got here, so I’m picking on him without really knowing.
…But if he can’t meet that challenge, it doesn’t speak well for the dude.

cloudiah
10 years ago

ALL PRAISE BOOTSY, AND ALL OUR FELINE DEITIES.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

WHAT JUST HAPPENED O_O Aahhhh!

It’s the War of the Cat Gods. Bootsie is challenging Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

@ redpoppy

Links are doing that at the moment, assuming it’s something WordPress changed? It isn’t anything you did wrong in any case.

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

If this is a soap opera, waiting to see if Woody gets a comment through before he finally gives up is not exactly a nail-biting cliffhanger. 😛

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

For some of the trolls of yore I’d suggest going back and reading their crap because it was entertaining, but Woody? Nah, not unless you have chronic insomnia.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

LOL redpoppy, I know, it freaked me out first time I saw pics showing here the other day. It’s something WP is doing, David said he’s not sure he can fix it so just links show up again.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@redpoppy:

BOOTSY IS REBORN! ALL HAIL BOOTSY!

@kittehserf:

Maybe ya’ll should clarify the challenge. We wouldn’t want to discourage the poor guy. 😛

redpoppy
redpoppy
10 years ago

I’m inclined to agree with kittehserf. Some mystical cat stuff is going on. But, seriously I’m glad I didn’t mess up the post somehow. I figured we needed a bit of a Bootsy break!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Imagine if there was a way to arrange for Bootsy and Maru to meet.

GrumpyOldMan
10 years ago

David said earlier that it’s something WordPress has changed, and he hasn’t figured out a counter-measure yet.

vaiyt
vaiyt
10 years ago

The idea of Elam being a therapist is actively horrifying.

“Have you ever considered that maybe all of your issues could be caused by… say… a woman?”

I thought more on the lines of

“ELAM SMASH! *eyes bulge* FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP!”

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

… I’m imagining one of those gifs where one cat bats at a box that another cat is popping up and down out of, only with Bootsy laser-beam eyes and tall Maru box.

redpoppy
redpoppy
10 years ago

Bootsy and Maru meeting? Will the universe survive such an encounter of cute? I will probably need to be wheeled into intensive care after seeing them together. Also: Bootsy and her cute sister have a CUTE HAMMOCK.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

kirbywarp, LOL. It’s too entertaining to see his little sporkle non-efforts in the pending list.

Hmm, let’s see if using the a-href etc. feature puts a link rather than a picture up …

Fashion Kitty

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

It seems like having him as a counselor would be a bit like being yelled at by the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. He doesn’t exactly radiate soothing vibes.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

“ELAM SMASH! *eyes bulge* FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP! FUCK HER SHIT UP!”

I’m seeing a photoshopped green Elam in purple trousers here …

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

The drill sergeant had a SMART* outcome to achieve.

*Specific, Measureable, Achieveable, Realistic, Time-bound

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

Gah, that A should be Assigned

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Oh, Elam has a specific, measurable, and unfortunately achievable goal in mind. It can be measured in dollars donated.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

You know, honestly, when I see Elam on camera, he looks like a big fuzzy puppy-dog of a man. Maybe it’s the beard, maybe it’s just because I’m a big puppy-dog of a man, and I’m projecting a bit due to height. Sadly the words coming out of his mouth breaks the illusion, but I have difficulties really imagining him raging.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I dunno, man, I can’t get past the “here’s Johnny!” eyes.

redpoppy
redpoppy
10 years ago

I feel like I can’t (or don’t) even imagine what it would have been like for women seeing Elam while he was a counselor. Maybe he wasn’t as hardcore then? Yikes either way.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

He usually looks like a spittle-flecked rageaholic to me – it’s the bulging eyes as much as knowing what he’s saying. I didn’t know till the other day that he’s tall.

Reminds me, I had an “Ackkkk!” moment yesterday – sitting in the train, look up and the dude who’s sat down across the aisle is a dead ringer for Dean Esmay.

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