Apparently Richard Dawkins was worried that people might have forgotten what an asshat he is. So, helpful fellow that he is, he decided to give us all a demonstration of why he’s one of the atheist movement’s biggest liabilities, a “humanist” who has trouble remembering to act human.
Earlier today Dawkins decided, for some reason, that he needed to remind the people of the world of a fairly basic point of logic, and so he took to Twitter and thumbed out this little thought:
However petulantly phrased this is, the basic logic is sound: If I say that Hitler was worse than Stalin, I’m not endorsing either Hitler or Stalin. Unless I add “and Stalin was totally awesome and I endorse him” at the end.
The trouble is that Dawkins didn’t stop with this one tweet. He decided to illustrate his point with some examples. Some really terrible examples.
Yep, that’s right. He decided to do what comedians call a “callback” to some terrible comments he made last year about what he perversely described as “mild pedophilia.” And then he added asshattery to asshattery by suggesting a similar distinction between “date rape” and “stranger rape.”
Anyone seeing these comments as insensitive twaddle designed to minimize both “mild” pedophilia and date rape has good reason to do so. As you may recall, in the earlier controversy about so-called “mild” pedophilia, Dawkins told an interviewer for the Times magazine that
I look back a few decades to my childhood and see things like caning, like mild pedophilia, and can’t find it in me to condemn it by the same standards as I or anyone would today.
He went on to tell the interviewer that when he was a child one of his school masters had “pulled me on his knee and put his hand inside my shorts.” But, he added, he didn’t think that this sort of “mild touching up” had done him, or any of the classmates also victimized by the teacher, any “lasting harm.”
Huh. If Dawkins says that a teacher groping him was no big deal, I guess this kind of “mild” abuse shouldn’t be a big deal for anyone else, either, huh?
I’m pretty sure there’s some sort of logical fallacy here.
Given his history of minimizing these “mild” sexual crimes, it’s not a surprise that his crass tweets today inspired a bit of a twitterstorm.
Dawkins has responded with his typical petulance, and has stubbornly defended his comments as an exercise in pure logic that his critics are too irrational to understand.
What I have learned today is that there are people on Twitter who think in absolutist terms, to an extent I wouldn't have believed possible.
— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) July 29, 2014
.@mikester8821 Yes, it is so obvious it is painful. But they aren't debating, they are emoting.
— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) July 29, 2014
If you take a few moments to go through his timeline you’ll find many more tweets and retweets reiterating this “argument.” Dawkins is not the sort of person to admit to mistakes. Indeed, he so regularly puts his foot in his mouth it’s hard not to conclude that he must like the taste of shoe leather.
But these recurring controversies can’t be doing much for his reputation. Indeed, they seem to cause more and more people to wonder why anyone takes Dawkins seriously on any subject other than biology. Even his critics on Twitter are growing a bit weary.
https://twitter.com/somegreybloke/status/494045464308629505
https://twitter.com/markleggett/status/494044606342782977
https://twitter.com/endorathewitch/status/494071064008597504
Good lord. Look at Dawkins feed. Like every third tweet (or sequence) is something deplorable.
— 🦇VaginoplASCII🦇 (@nataliereed84) July 29, 2014
It seems that no matter what point Richard Dawkins tries to make, he only ever ends up proving that Richard Dawkins is a tosspot.
— Steph. 🏳️⚧️ (@EccentricSteph) July 29, 2014
Seems like it. I’m beginning to wonder why any atheists — at least those who are not also asshats — continue to think of Dawkins as an ally of any kind.
I too will declare way on peas. And broad beans. And corn.
Worst peas of all, total way: mint peas.
Wait, there is chocolate water? Wuh? Huh? How does that even?
Also a source of confusion – people like lima beans?
mint peas
mint peas
MINT PEAS??????
I need to add “way” to the welcome package, don’t I?
I am going to sleep, and dreaming of WAY.
Lima beans are terrible because my fellow 5th graders once told me so. :: grabs toy labrys ::
WHO SEASONS PEAS WITH MINT? SEND THEM TO ME!!!
If way means war, then what does it, in fact, mean to go one’s way? Is there now a new meaning of MGTOW philosophy that has been revealed?
At last. A fellow broccoli hater! The smell makes me feel sick.
So is that peas in mint sauce, or…
Eating broccoli feels like a punishment for existing on the earth.
I think that means that Fleetwood Mac were secretly attempting to incite their fans to revolt against the government.
I not only declare way on those who dislike broccoli, I insist that they eat gai lan (Chinese broccoli) too!
Now I’m atheisting right.
I now feel compelled to write a Marxist-inspired version of Go Your Own Way’s lyrics.
Broccoli is one of those things I ate as a kid in front of adults so that they could stop lecturing me about how unhealthy I am. It was a tool, not a food.
Welp, my internet connection is acting up. I think that is a sign that I should go to bed. I look forward to reading several hundred more comments about food tomorrow.
Thanks Mammotheers!
Night, lurkerina! :>
Night Ally 🙂
Solidarity in peanut butter m&m love!
cloudiah: Smarties are bad. Lima beans are worse. If you think this is an endorsement of lima beans, you LOGIC BAD!!!!1!!11!!!!
BROCCOLI 4EVAH!!!!!1!!!!!!
Good night, lurkerina! Have sweet nomnom dreams.
Spinach is good. Chard is better. If you think I’m endorsing spinach… oh, wait.
Broccoli is ugh. It might be tolerable on pizza, but only with enough other stuff around it.
Way on anyone who puts broccoli on a pizza. Neither the pizza nor the broccoli will be improved by combining them.
Mint peas.
FROZEN mint peas.