Categories
Uncategorized

The Mystery of David Futrelle: Fidelbogen is on the case

The Gestapo-like David Futrelle takes on the principals of Indiscriminate Discriminatory Hatred Elementary School.  Art by  Mavaddat Javid
The Gestapo-like David Futrelle takes on the principals of Indiscriminate Discriminatory Hatred Elementary School. Art by
Mavaddat Javid

If you’ll forgive the self-indulgence here, I thought this little Twitter exchange between some of the Men’s Rights Movement’s top men was too good not to share:

To paraphrase Marge Gunderson, fictional Chief of Police in Brainerd, Minnesota, I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Attila.

EDITED TO ADD: Amazing illustration by Mavaddat Javid, aka @mavaddat on Twitter.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

64 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
tooimpurenangel
6 years ago
Reply to  cassandrakitty

I admit that when I first saw it I thought it was constipation, then I looked again and I saw pizza, which I figured was a metaphor for misandry because cooking well was a FEEEMALE thing and to protect their precious masculinity they had to deal with shoddy pizza because pizza is misandry…or something. It made perfect sense at the time, really.

tooimpurenangel
6 years ago

I remember there used to be a rumor about eyedrops making you have diarrhea? I think they were ingested orally, though…

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

This raises the question of why anyone was drinking their eyedrops in the first place.

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
6 years ago

“pacifist” from a member of the 101st Chairborne
“liberal” from extreme-right reactionaries
“tree-hugger” from environmentally-illiterate land-clearers
“soft on crime” from mandatory-minimum-supporting all-criminal-are-scum politicians

… any more?

“Bleeding heart” from people who hate any form of social safety net.

I’m still bemused by the ever-charming fidelbogen proclaiming that David is a feminist and admits it! like David’s just admitted to setting hamsters in fire for fun or something.

My experience of arguing with Fidelbogen was pretty similar: he spends the first half of the conversation asking you if you’re a feminist, and after you “admit” to it, he spends the rest of the conversation calling you one like you’re supposed to be insulted or ashamed.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

I admit that when I first saw it I thought it was constipation

Protip to MRAs: even though peristalsis is a thing, trying to take a crap while standing on your head is not a good idea.

Flying Mouse
Flying Mouse
6 years ago

“pacifist” from a member of the 101st Chairborne

Oh, I’m learning all the new words today. Loving “101st Chairborne.” Used to run into those guys a lot while my husband was deployed. It’s weird to have someone tell you to thank your spouse for his service, them have them launch into elaborate fantasy battle strategies that would make said service member spouse deader than a doornail.

freemage
freemage
6 years ago

Wait, David is ‘founded’ on the principles of hatred? Holy cow, he’s not just a skinsuit full of cats, who are all us–he’s an institution.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

The principles (or principals) of hatred David is founded upon. Beware of terrible misandry and naked male bits. The oppression! Alas, the picture is too small to show the bitter male tears.

Mathew Kagis
Mathew Kagis
6 years ago

Having looked over Attila L. Vinczer’s twitter page, I note he follows Ezra Levant & Sun News Network… ’nuff said.

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

I wonder what a “meaningful avocation” would be? Stamp-collecting? Gardening? Painting? Cross-stitching?

And wouldn’t any avocation be meaningful as long as the person whose hobby it is find it meaningful?

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

Having looked over Attila L. Vinczer’s twitter page, I note he follows Ezra Levant & Sun News Network… ’nuff said.

Yup. That’s how we Canadians know that someone is not what you’d call an intellectual giant.

I wonder what a “meaningful avocation” would be? Stamp-collecting? Gardening? Painting? Cross-stitching?

I was going to suggest coin-collecting, but something tells me these guys already have way more ugly lumps of silver than they’ll ever be able to unload.

Lady Mondegreen
6 years ago

Learn to English, dude

A professional hack might be able to help with that.

GrumpyOldMan
6 years ago

It’s a promising sign that their tweets consist of at least 50% actual English words. A bit of syntax WOULD be a bonus, but you can’t really expect it.