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Cats respond to #WomenAgainstFeminism with new blog: Confused Cats Against Feminism

You can't argue with that!
You can’t argue with that!

So two of the females in my household have decided, sadly, that they want to get in on this whole Women Against Feminism thing. Yes, that’s right: they want to publicly declare their opposition to feminism.

Against my better judgment, I agreed to take pictures of them with signs spelling out their objections. None of their arguments make much sense to me, but, hey, they’re entitled to make their case on the internet if that’s what they want.

There’s just one little complication: the two antifeminist females in my household are not, you know, human females. They’re cats. Not being, strictly speaking, women, they can’t really post their pics to the Women Against Feminism blog.

So in the interest of free speech and fair play, I’ve set up a Tumblr blog where my cats, and other cats who share their beliefs, can take their stand against feminism – no matter how ridiculous their arguments are.

I present to you: Confused Cats Against Feminism.

You can see the first post there now, featuring my own adorably furry traitors to their gender.

I urge you to submit pictures of your own antifeminist cats, with their own little signs.

You can submit pics on the Confused Cats Against Feminism site, post pics in the comments below, or you can email them to me here at futrelle at manboobz.com.

There’s just one rule: your cats must be genuinely confused about why they oppose feminism, and generally unclear about what feminism is.

And the ideas expressed on their signs must be their own. In other words, I don’t want any Men’s Rights Activists paying cats on Fiverr to hold their signs for them. That shit won’t fly in this litterbox!

All that said, blatant photoshopping is perfectly fine. This is the internet, after all.

And if your animal friend is something other than a cat, that’s fine too. As long as it’s possible that they might think that they’re a cat.

Also, feel free to put the word “Poland” or the Polish flag on your pictures. A lot of the women on the Women Against Feminism blog do that, for some reason.

 

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breadandrosesblogger
6 years ago

Damn, all I have is a dog.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Now this is a project I can support:

http://i.imgur.com/RBuWxap.jpg

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
6 years ago

To quote Dave:

“And if your animal friend is something other than a cat, that’s fine too. As long as it’s possible that they might think that they’re a cat.”

Myself, I have a cat, but it thinks its God. It doesn’t really care about feminism as long as the food keeps coming and the stroking on demand is kept up.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

If I put Sneak in zer cat hat and give zer a sign, does that count?

House Mouse Queen
6 years ago

David, this is wonderful! Can my mouse have a cameo appearance?

bunnybunny
bunnybunny
6 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/qbOGDMU.jpg

Probably not a cat, DEFINITELY not a feminist.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

Can I post a pic of my mom that reads ‘I don’t need feminism because I have no idea what it is and I literally believe females are inferior to men because bad bible interpretations’? I would ask her to please dress like Cat Woman.

cloudiah
6 years ago

This one doesn’t have a flag, but it has the Polish eagle and some kielbasa:

http://i.imgur.com/jGRutNf.jpg

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

Just going to point out the obvious here and say my cats don’t need feminism because I’m under the paw.

bunnybunny
bunnybunny
6 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/PFqYwbL.jpg

And feminists hate girly stuff.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

@ David Futrelle – I was hoping to photoshop it. Mom owns guns!

Scabz
6 years ago

ai’m confused

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
6 years ago

I just tried going to the original #WomenAgainstFeminism page, but they say the ebil feminazis are censoring them! OH NO! I was so enjoying the mockery!

Ernst Hot
Ernst Hot
6 years ago

Because why is it FEMinist, not FELinist!?!
(Sorry, too lazy to make a picture.)

YoullNeverGuess
YoullNeverGuess
6 years ago
ernsthot
ernsthot
6 years ago

Because why is it FEMinism not FELinism!?!!? *purrr*

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

My two girls say they don’t need feminism because that’s just for humans, and humans’ job is to open the cans of cat chow for them.

YoullNeverGuess
YoullNeverGuess
6 years ago

My dog wanted to say something else.

http://imgur.com/7utVIil

scarlettpipstrelle
6 years ago

And you probably didn’t have to pay these models, I’ll bet.

glmorrison
glmorrison
6 years ago

Reblogged this on Pop! Culture & Politics.

Mathew Kagis
Mathew Kagis
6 years ago

submitted… Awaiting moderators approval.

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
6 years ago

My kitteh doesn’t need feminism because she has all the cute. Nobody can resist her cute.

(Yes, too lazy to make a picture!)

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

Luzbelitx, your kittie and doggie are SO CUTE!

Auntie Alias
Auntie Alias
6 years ago

What a wonderful idea! I’m in love with the tabby with the title “Tuna” above him*. What beautiful eyes!

*I’m betting it’s a boy.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
6 years ago

I submitted my grumpy anti-feminist girl through tumblr 😀

Mostly she hates feminism because a feminist brought home another cat and she really hates that cat so feminism is terrible.

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
6 years ago

I have pictures but I can’t do funny captions like you lot can. Ernsthot, maybe we can team up?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

OMG A HUSKY AND A KITTEN, YOU HAVE A HUSKY AND A KITTEN!

(Sorry, normal service resuming now.)

Luzbelitx
6 years ago

Ahem, I was so excited I didn’t notice it was supposed to be our owners.

*blushes terribly*

In lack of one of my own I just googled husky + kitten ^^

I always wanted to have a husky, but my mom preferred a clean and tidy house over fur and company. And although now I’m living in a house with a decently big garden, I’m not allowed to bring any more inhabitants then my kid and myself. (Maybe mice or a Guinea pig, with time…)

I also had a kitty once, I found him starving and crying close to my mom’s home. I took him to my apartment in a 5th floor, and a few months later he fell off the balcony and survived but was so badly hurt we had to send him to Kitty Heaven 🙁

Here’s one of the few pics I had: http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/arjentina86/1929070_1127900153928_2299642_n.jpg

The kitty with the husky kinda reminded me of him.

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
6 years ago

I found this photo on my phone and I had to.

http://i.imgur.com/rSX640z.jpg

Incidentally, it was made one-handed because Jade was laying on my other arm.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

Luzbelitx, I’m so sorry your kitty had such a short time here! 🙁

wordsp1nner, that is perfect, just perfect!

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
6 years ago

I don’t have one that meets the requirements, but I do have evidence that anti-feminism has existed amongst cats for longer than people think.

http://i1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg595/capnben1/cat_zpsaac1d3b1.jpg

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

I heartily approve of Fedora Dr Seuss.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I am too exhausted to do anything but eat and drink wine right now. I will possible make a contribution later. My cats do have important things to say on the topic of feminism.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

So far my cat’s only opinion on feminists seems to be that they should stop trying to take pictures of her while she’s busy napping.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Bodsworth wins the thread, like usual. XD

BigMomma
BigMomma
6 years ago

I will post my cats’ deep thoughts later too…like WWTH, I am exhausted and would love wine but doing Dry July, aaargh. I have been organising a rally in our local community for this Saturday. We started planing last Friday and it’s been a roller coaster introduction to petty local council machinations. On the plus side, we have 200 confirmed attendees which gives the MRHA conference a run for its money.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

I’m pretty sure that I could organize a garage sale that would be better attended than that event, tbh.

BigMomma
BigMomma
6 years ago

planing? FFS. Planning. Tired girl has no interest in carpentry, even for a good cause

BigMomma
BigMomma
6 years ago

@cassandra, hang on, I mean, our extensive events team (2 of us) worked long and hard to set up that Facebook page.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

Bodsworth wins the thread, like usual. XD

Ayup.

cloudiah
6 years ago

@BigMomma You need to demand $30K for security! Seriously, hope it goes well.

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