I have a confession to make: I don’t always read the comments on posts by Men’s Rights Activists.
I realize this might come as a shock to some of you. I mean, one of the main, er, critiques I get from MRAs is that I “cherry pick” comments from MRAs to make them look bad — never mind that it is the comments that make them look bad, not me. But the embarrassing fact is that I often don’t read the comments at all.
In my defense, I have a hard enough time making it through the posts themselves. Life is short, and MRAs are long-winded. And by the time I get to the end of a lot of MRA posts, I’ve pretty much lost my patience with their nonsense. The last thing I want to do at that moment is to read the fawning word-vomit of a bunch of irritating fucks whose comments are likely to be as bad or possibly even worse than the original post.
So today I decided to do a sort of penance for my sins — and to actually read through a week’s worth of comments on A Voice for Men to see what I could learn about the world, and (perhaps more to the point) about the sort of people who actually enjoy reading posts on that terrible site.
I tried my best to do this little experiment as scientifically as possible. But I cheated a little. I didn’t read the comments to every post. And I didn’t read every comment on the posts that I did look at. I mean, what the hell. There’s a limit to my masochism. Seriously, you try reading a week’s worth of this shit in one sitting.
Anyway, here are the Top 7 Insights I’ve learned from a week’s worth of comments at AVFM. In choosing the following, I stuck with comments that were either upvoted or unchallenged by the site’s regulars, or both.
1) Feminists literally want women to be able to kill men with no repercussions.
In the comments to an allegedly humorous post about the female “rationalization hamster,” Angelo sets us straight about the real agenda of feminists and their mangina allies:
2) Most young females are vile pigs.
This one, from a post about Men’s Rights Edmonton’s harassment of noble human rights activism towards that city’s Slut Walk, is pretty self-explanatory. Take it away, jbantifem:
3) It is “female nature” to falsely accuse men of rape. In another comment on that female “rationalization hamster” post, TheMaskAndRose praises AVFM for running articles addressing the important issue of women being dirty lying you know whats.
4) Women are “vipers” with credit cards
In the comments of a post meditating on the notion of privilege (or something, I didn’t read it), l jess warns men not to get involved with women at all. Because of that viper thing.
5) Don’t marry women because they’re selfish narcissists who won’t let you have a model train set
In the comments to a novella-length post detailing one man’s legal battles with his ex, John Durant reveals that his mother wouldn’t let him have a model train set. And he shares the lesson he took from this childhood tragedy: Avoid women at all costs.
6) Attractive women have no need nor desire for feminism. Or maybe they do? After praising the looks of an antifeminist YouTuber, Sway draws the only possible conclusion from this evidence. Or is it the only possible conclusion? I’m not sure what to believe.
7) Women have too many feelings to be engineers
In yet another comment on that “rationalization hamster post,” Roby 83 compares women — inherently emotional and opinionated — with men — more adept in “objective reasoning.”
There is perhaps a teensy bit of irony in the fact that Roby 83 has chosen to post this comment on A Voice for Men, a site run by, and overflowing with, men who think that their tantrums are rational arguments.
And I think that’s my cue to end this little experiment.
Boot-faced dykes. That’s a new one.
There is a relevant thing going round Tumblr at the mo. Not needing Feminism because you are not objectified is like not needing a fire extinguisher because your house is not on fire.
It always amazes me when MRAs start in on how women dress in a way that makes it impossible to take them seriously. D00dz, srsly. We see you on the street every day.
Ridiculous bigots, every one.
What sorry, hateful trash.
You have an amazing constitution, David. Thanks for wading through the pond scum of these haters public thoughts. People need to be aware of exactly how twisted and foul these misogynists are.
That calls for an image!
Also:
Now, I’m an atheist, and was never particularly religious, but I’m pretty in Genesis, God takes Adam’s rib to make Eve, not his own. That is an… interesting slip up, there.
But it’s about men’s rights, not hating females, er, I mean, women! /s
Oh looky, our ol’ pal “The Mask and Rose” is in there. Prattling about how rape isn’t really rape because Rationalization Hamster. Makes me wonder — no, suspect — that he has done a few turns on the ol’ hamster wheel of rape-culture rationalization himself.
“I’m extremely glad that articles here are continuing to address female nature, it is absolutely inseperable from the feminist nonsense we deal with on a daily basis.”
So much for MRA’s claims that they don’t hate women, just feminism.
Model railroad.
Model railroad.
Truly, the oppression of men has no limits.
I can’t help thinking that humanity will be better off when someone invents a really good sex robot – something that looks like a woman but doesn’t feel, who these assholes can screw or hit or abuse to their heart’s content. Let them go MGTOW, leave them in their rooms and rot, while everyone gets on with life.
And then I recall a really creepy feminist sf story about a girl at a boarding school who notices all the boys getting… obsessive… about some strange bio-engineered pets. With convenient orifices and sad voices. Wish I could recall the name of that story.
John Durant’s mother wouldn’t let him have a train set. Surely this seminal moment had as profound an effect on his developing psyche as Ayn Rand’s mother lying about taking her toys away*.
Share with us your hard-won wisdom, O Learned One!
*Admittedly a simplistic explanation.
Oh my god— I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before.
MHRA = Militant Hamster Rationalization Association
It all makes sense now. MHRAs are actually an army of angry, resentful, embittered hamsters who think human women have been trapping and enslaving hamsters for their own evil ends. I must say, it makes a lot more sense than the idea of Men’s Human Rights Advocates.
I’m strangely kind of taken with jbantifem’s contribution. It’s like he’s on Who’s Line Is It Anyway and he got tasked to do a comment in the style of an angry old neighbor from a TV sitcom. I was disappointed that he didn’t wrap things up with a hearty “and get off my lawn, ya damn kids!”
If the mig-taus really want to stop letting women have power over them, why don’t they talk about sports, or science, or stamps, or literally anything other than women? Surely it’s a fairly pathetic attempt to demonstrate how little you care about something when you constantly rant about how unnecessary you find it.
I love hamsters.
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Are we boot-faced or hatchet-faced? Which is it?
I need to know, because firewood and grape-stomping season overlap.
I want to be hamster-faced
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@Phoenician in a time of Romans
Yeah, I would feel sorry for any hypothetical future sexbot who’d get stuck with an asshole from the manosphere. But maybe that’s just because I’ve seen too much science fiction about robots with advanced AIs developing emotions (or something similar to human emotion).
@PhoenicianinatimeofRomans You’re thinking of the Connie Willis story, “All My Darling Daughters”.
>keels over backwards<
That…cannot be unseen.
First it was marmots’ rights, now it’s militant hamsters.
Rodent revolution!
Dramatic Ground Squirrel is dramatic.
My dad’s been married for over a quarter of a century and has two daughters. He not only owns model trains (G-scale), he’s planning to convert one of the bedrooms into a train room.
Obviously, we missed the hive mind memo on that one. Whoops.
Model train deprivation…the real reason Ayn Rand wrote railroadin’ into Atlas Shrugged.
“Mommy wouldn’t let me have a toy! Ebil wimmenz R ebils!!!”
That’s just priceless.
Rape ain’t no thang, pay inequality ain’t no thang, denial of reproductive rights ain’t no thang, but being denied a toy train is a goram tragedy. That sums up MRAsshole entitlement so succinctly.
Men’s rights: won;t someone think of the train sets!
😀