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The Feminists: A story so frighteningly impossible, you won't believe it wasn't collectively written by the Men's Rights subreddit

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A tiny group of gallant men (and “their women”) go underground to fight the evil gynocratic overlords. Is this the plot of a terrible dystopian potboiler from 1971, or a description of how most MRAs see themselves, and the world, today?

Turns out it’s both. I found this pic in the Blue Pill subreddit, and now I really, really want to read this book.

Here’s a book review from someone who did.

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contrapangloss
contrapangloss
10 years ago

LBT:

Oh, Great Merciful Spagetti-Monster! So much paperwork.

:: runs screaming into the afternoon ::

contrapangloss
contrapangloss
10 years ago

“To get permission to perform — during coitus, please attach supplementary form 17b to your copulation request. If you wish to use prophylactics, attach supplementary form 24-a-2. Please allow up to 6 months for your request to be processed. If approved, note that any reported deviation from your filed intercourse plan will result in immediate incarceration and a definite death sentence.”

talacaris
10 years ago

Nothing new; guess which book this is

Now the wickedness of women is spoken of in Ecclesiasticus xxv: There is no head above the head of a serpent: and there is no wrath above the wrath of a woman. I had rather dwell with a lion and a dragon than to keep house with a wicked woman. And among much which in that place precedes and follows about a wicked woman, he concludes: All wickedness is but little to the wickedness of a woman.
Wherefore S. John Chrysostom says on the text, It is not good to marry (S. Matthew xix): What else is woman but a foe to friendship, an unescapable punishment, a necessary evil, a natural temptation, a desirable calamity, a domestic danger, a delectable detriment, an evil of nature, painted with fair colours! Therefore if it be a sin to divorce her when she ought to be kept, it is indeed a necessary torture; for either we commit adultery by divorcing her, or we must endure daily strife.

Cicero in his second book of The Rhetorics says: The many lusts of men lead them into one sin, but the lust of women leads them into all sins; for the root of all woman’s vices is avarice. And Seneca says in his Tragedies: A woman either loves or hates; there is no third grade. And the tears of woman are a deception, for they may spring from true grief, or they may be a snare. When a woman thinks alone, she thinks evil.

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
10 years ago

@cassandrakitty: LBT, you sneaky little comment ninja.

She beats you here, she beats you there
Face it, she beats you everywhere.
Is she a genius? – Is she a bore?
That damned, elusive commentor.

(Yeah, I know, but I needed three syllables)

katz
10 years ago

Who knew the “men and females” misogynist shibboleth had such a long and proud history?

At least to the 19th century, as, apparently, does people drily drawing attention to it.

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
10 years ago

To get permission to perform — during coitus, please attach supplementary form 17b to your copulation request. If you wish to use prophylactics, attach supplementary form 24-a-2.

“When attaching supplementary form 24-a-2 requesting permission to use prophylactics, you MUST attach any and all such prophylactics to the request along with suitable usage certification from a participating ANSO authority. Attach using only staples as other means can detach. Prophylactics will be returned to you if found suitable no less than three working days prior to coitus.”.

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

Grumpycatsagirl,
Me too. Rats are adorable.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

@katz, wow. They may be terrible, but at least they’re terrible in consistent ways? >.>

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

I’m a he, Phoenician.

RE: katz

If I had a nickel for every “what if everyone was racist against white people?” book…

Yeah. For me, the equivalent is the, “God, what if like, MOST people were poor! Not just, like, poor people but you know, MOST PEOPLE! Just imagine!”

GEE SIR I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE.

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
10 years ago

I’m a he, Phoenician.

Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa. Tried checking from skimming your site, but got it wrong.

cloudiah
10 years ago

More brain bleach: my first real blog post in a long time, featuring the comic stylings of our own brooked:

https://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/feminist-high-council-punishes-david/

Mnemosyne
Mnemosyne
10 years ago

@viscaria, LBT

From what I understand, imposing the death penalty as punishment for rape is a rather old practice. The last U.S. execution for rape occurred in 1964 in Missouri. It was only in 1977, in Coker v. Georgia, that Supreme Court ruled that executing someone for rape alone was unconstitutional.

Also, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one here who opposes the death penalty. 🙂

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

I’ve seen anti-women’s suffrage cartoons that harped incessantly on the ‘if women get the vote, they’ll run EVERYthing, and men will be disenfranchised helots!’ theme. As if society requires that one gender be supreme, no matter what. The idea that men and women could be, yanno, *equal* in some significant way didn’t seem to register.

But then, it still doesn’t, to some people.

katz
10 years ago

Yeah. For me, the equivalent is the, “God, what if like, MOST people were poor! Not just, like, poor people but you know, MOST PEOPLE! Just imagine!”

Remember in Save the Pearls when there are two people living in a three-room apartment? Oh, the poverty! And remember that guy who was forced to drink TAP WATER?

Contest idea: Who can find the most affluent “dystopia”?

Johanna Roberts
10 years ago

Wow. I don’t even have words. I could come up with a better plot by throwing darts at a random plot thing board. That and… how could someone write this with a straight face? It seems like it should be some bizarre parody.

katz
10 years ago

Also, yay, A4F&K is back!

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: Menomsyne

The last U.S. execution for rape occurred in 1964 in Missouri.

Huh, not that long ago then. I’m not really surprised.

I’m against the death penalty as a matter of pragmatics; the system is very flawed, and there’s been at least one person proved innocent after being executed. An imprecise system should never have such a permanent thing as death as a consequence; it’ll inevitably kill off innocent people.

RE: katz

Remember in Save the Pearls when there are two people living in a three-room apartment? Oh, the poverty!

BAHAHAHA. I never managed to read that goddamn book but Jesus. It’d just make me too angry.

cloudiah
10 years ago

I really like the gif of the Feminist High Council in session.

cloudiah
10 years ago

Didn’t you guys make fun of Save the Pearls in a hilarious forum snark-a-thon?

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

Nope, I was unable to take part! You must have me confused with another snarkster; I mostly MST g0ys and creepy romance books.

Nequam
Nequam
10 years ago

Contest idea: Who can find the most affluent “dystopia”?

Probably not the kind you’re looking for, but Omelas might qualify. Or Huxley’s World State.

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

I’m not saying this book is tolerable. It had a lot of mistakes beyond the stupid treatment of women. At one point it spelled pacifists as passivists. And it was very, very degrading to women. More than one woman was described as buxom. Which is to say that was the only way she was described. This book very definitely had a breast fetish.

BOOOOOBIEEEEEEZ! >crunches cookies, flings cookie fragments and crumbs everywhere<

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
10 years ago

I know this is a minor point, but check out the font on the title! It’s meant to be a terse thriller titles that names the scary baddies, but look at all those curlicues! It looks like the title card for a seventies sitcom.

Alex M
Alex M
10 years ago

Contest idea: Who can find the most affluent “dystopia”?

Do you count all the dystopias where humanity is kept in arrested development with no real purpose in life but endless partying, sex, and controlled substances (e.g. Brave New World) or where everybody is an emotionless robot (e.g. Equilibrium)? Since the point isn’t “look at how poor they are!”, I’d exclude those.

My entry for most affluent dystopia is any number of “persecuted Christian” movies such as The Last Eagle Scout. You mean the United States has to acknowledge all those non-Christians as human beings? Oh, no! Maybe they’re not marketed as traditional dystopias, but honestly, I’d go even further and put them on the fantasy shelf next to The Beastmaster for all the plausibility they have.

While not really affluent when you think about the implications, one dystopia I found really interesting is the Black Mirror episode Fifteen Million Merits. I can’t do it justice in text.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

Ah, yes. All those centuries in so many societies when women were men’s property, chattel, breeding machines. Nothing to see here, folks, move along. But reverse the roles and suddenly it’s all HUMAN RIGHTS!!!1eleventy!!