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Contest time! Design a commemorative plate for A Voice for Men! Actual prize will be awarded.

Can you fill in that white space with some crap?
Can you fill in that white space with some crap?

A couple of days ago, we did our best to figure out what was going on with the strongly vaginal imagery of A Voice for Men’s newly issued commemorative coins, designed by a “a world class jeweler and minter, widely recognized as a master artisan in his trade,” who also happens to be the father of A Voice for Men’s “Activia Director” Attila Vinczer.

The commemorative coins were such a lovely gift to all of us who enjoy laughing at MRAs that a friend of this blog suggested to me that we should return the favor by designing a commemorative plate for AVFM. This generous soul also pledged to provide a prize for the winner: an authentic “male tears” coffee mug.

So let’s see what you’ve got! You can use the carefully prepared commemorative plate template I pasted in above, or make one of your own. The more perplexing, the better!

If you need some inspiration, let me remind you again what the official AVFM commemorative coin looks like:

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I’m sorry. That’s not AVFM’s commemorative coin. That is actually a guinea pig wearing glasses. Let me try again:

82028e3d8085bdd970681eacfce72967Crap. That’s actually a nineteenth-century illustration depicting the Galvanic Reanimation of the Dead. Here we go again:

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What is that I don’t even.

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Ok,ok, here’s the damn coin:

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Also, I am being told that the younger Vinczer is not actually AVFM’s “Activia Director.” He is actually the site’s “Minister of Greek Yogurt.”

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gorillaella
10 years ago

LBT – that penis you drew appears to be a circumcised one – such misandry

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

Bluecatbabe, thanks for the link. It is interesting how opaque editorial/political cartoons of the past can be. Makes me wonder how puzzled our posterity (if any) will be at those of our day.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

These are all making me chortle, but Karalora’s made me make such a gasping, strangled noise that the cats came in to see if I was okay. XD

For me it was a sort of explosive snort-splut-laugh.

My cats don’t care. 🙁

That pic of Pauly is brilliant. Sinister-laughable.

cassandra – look at Gretchen’s blog. It’s … yeah. What brooked said.

Rarebit_Fiend – I salute you, I’ve never got to grips with GIMP!

2big2fail
2big2fail
10 years ago

My humble dominatrix submission…

http://fav.me/d7qqr3l

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

My submission: http://imgur.com/pshShjC

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago
cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Needs more Titanic.

contrapangloss
10 years ago

Best Titanic Moment:

Watching Merlin with roomie who wanted to convert us (me and third roomie) into Merlin fanatics. Morgana has some dream where she’s (as Arthur) looking up through the water at some lady, reaching out.

I start singing “My heart will go on”, terribly.

Roomie was maybe slightly amused, but tried not to admit it. Other roomie was amused.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

I don’t even know which plate is the best. They were all so great. I think maybe I’ll go with Ten years of MRA achievements and JB’s PR excellence award.

estraven
estraven
10 years ago

Great plates! I haven’t laughed this much in a while.

katz
10 years ago

Aw man, I literally have nothing to contribute. These are all so wonderful.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

(isn’t that Lurch though? Shouldn’t it be Gomez?)

Nope, that’s Fred Munster.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Kitteh — thanks! It didn’t quite look like Lurch, but is obviously not Gomez and my brain was shorting out. Munster’s makes perfect sense!

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago
kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

pallygirl, you mean he’s the One True Scotsman? 😀

Duncan Duff was rather pretty as Doc Brown in that, though I didn’t like the character much. He has aged rather well, though.

http://www.formula4leadership.com/Write/Images/Duncan%20Duff.jpg

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

Oh wow, I wonder why I didn’t remember him, Probably because I was too focused on Robert. I had to watch Trainspotting three times before I could recognise him as Begbie. He also looked very different when he played a skinhead in a Cracker episode.

Oooo.. which reminds me, I find Robbie Coltrane sexy.

And Jonny Lee Miller, okay he’s English rather than Scots, but he was a main character in Trainspotting so he squeaks in.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

Beautiful Englishmen … we mustn’t forget George Harrison.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

I’ve just realised we’re posting these in the wrong thread! 😀

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago
pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

LOL opps

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

Of course it’s perfect misandry that we’re posting pics of beautiful chaps in all the threads. 😛

ttfn, I’m off to watch telly. 🙂

Luzbelitx
10 years ago

You people have done an excellent job!! I might un-design one of my own… after breakfast.

friday jones
friday jones
10 years ago

“Vyvyan, you bastard! You know I’ve got a runny bottom!”