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Contest time! Design a commemorative plate for A Voice for Men! Actual prize will be awarded.

Can you fill in that white space with some crap?
Can you fill in that white space with some crap?

A couple of days ago, we did our best to figure out what was going on with the strongly vaginal imagery of A Voice for Men’s newly issued commemorative coins, designed by a “a world class jeweler and minter, widely recognized as a master artisan in his trade,” who also happens to be the father of A Voice for Men’s “Activia Director” Attila Vinczer.

The commemorative coins were such a lovely gift to all of us who enjoy laughing at MRAs that a friend of this blog suggested to me that we should return the favor by designing a commemorative plate for AVFM. This generous soul also pledged to provide a prize for the winner: an authentic “male tears” coffee mug.

So let’s see what you’ve got! You can use the carefully prepared commemorative plate template I pasted in above, or make one of your own. The more perplexing, the better!

If you need some inspiration, let me remind you again what the official AVFM commemorative coin looks like:

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I’m sorry. That’s not AVFM’s commemorative coin. That is actually a guinea pig wearing glasses. Let me try again:

82028e3d8085bdd970681eacfce72967Crap. That’s actually a nineteenth-century illustration depicting the Galvanic Reanimation of the Dead. Here we go again:

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What is that I don’t even.

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Ok,ok, here’s the damn coin:

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Also, I am being told that the younger Vinczer is not actually AVFM’s “Activia Director.” He is actually the site’s “Minister of Greek Yogurt.”

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LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: cassandrakitty

You were one of those kids who drew cocks on things when they were bored at school, weren’t you?

*laughs* Not really. I hated that shit when I was younger! I haven’t drawn dicks since I quit drawing porn which was… Christ. Years ago. Kinda a shame; I remember having fun doing it. Me, I drew faces on everything when I was bored at school!

chimisaur
chimisaur
10 years ago

I got done with my paper just in time to make one! 😀
http://imgur.com/2C9wlwg

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I used to draw eyes on things. People probably thought I was really into Egyptology.

chimisaur
chimisaur
10 years ago

Oh wow the tribble one! I can’t breathe! XD

Cthulhu's Intern
10 years ago

http://imgur.com/GmYO1YZ
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.

Lorry
10 years ago

Ok ok, I can never resist an empty plate (And I had to reactivate my wordpress thingumy to post this!)

http://i.imgur.com/GCnMQyj.jpg

cloudiah
10 years ago

Would someone please do one with this Peter Marshall plate? First host of the Hollywood Squares. Also, I kid you not, his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock.

contrapangloss
10 years ago

Internet plopped out on me for a bit. Hopefully no one’s used any of this before… but if so, MRA tropes?

Silly Design!

Cannot digitally paint to save life, so be warned.

jenn93
10 years ago

I’m drawing a few perplexing monsters. Until then, this is the only thing I can think of when it comes to MRAs:

http://i.imgur.com/xK4XQSy.jpg

The baby comes from wiki commons.

Polliwog
Polliwog
10 years ago

Since the coin looks like a vagina, I figure the plate should sort of match: http://i.imgur.com/d5XP4l8.jpg

jenn93
10 years ago

Sad boner makes me happy!

Tracy
10 years ago

A plate to commemorate the fantastic PR job done for the conference.

http://imgur.com/YQSxwal

brooked
10 years ago

@Cloudiah

This is literally the weirdest blog post you could have chosen to make this comment on.

I’ve had dark moments in my life where the Nietzsche quote might apply, but WHTM making fun of the AVfM commemorative butthole coin is not one of them. When I see a adorable picture of guinea pig with black frame glasses I don’t see an abyss staring back at me.

@Gretchen

Those are the one who have the historical voice.

Uh, okay. Very cool avatar by the way, but I kind of wish it hadn’t inspired me to check out your linked tumblr page. There is an audience for arty photos of suicided clowns, but I’m not among them I’m afraid.

cloudiah
10 years ago

These are all making me chortle, but Karalora’s made me make such a gasping, strangled noise that the cats came in to see if I was okay. XD

cloudiah
10 years ago

That’s a compliment, by the way.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

There is an audience for arty photos of suicided clowns, but I’m not among them I’m afraid.

??!

Karalora
Karalora
10 years ago

@cloudiah

Thanks! I just decided to try it out on a whim.

I really do think it might be too straightforward for AVFM, though… Everyone else’s are so delightfully chaotic.

Rarebit_Fiend
Rarebit_Fiend
10 years ago

My entry is pretty awful…but I’m dumbly proud that I can use GIMP.

http://imgur.com/bh6CCWE

Uノ●ᴥ●Uノ✧~NEONGREY~✧ (@neongrey33)

As much as I love my own dickbutt (because I am an egotist), I have to say I think I love the sad boner even more.

brooked
10 years ago

@Sir Bodsworth

I like “2008-2014: Ten Years of AVFM ACHIEVEMENTS”, particularly the key use of RANDOM Capitalization.

jenn93
10 years ago

I think this is the most thought and energy I’m willing to invest in anything MRA related. Here’s one more. Everyone’s submissions are brilliant!

http://i.imgur.com/gHFhPNP.jpg