A couple of days ago, we did our best to figure out what was going on with the strongly vaginal imagery of A Voice for Men’s newly issued commemorative coins, designed by a “a world class jeweler and minter, widely recognized as a master artisan in his trade,” who also happens to be the father of A Voice for Men’s “Activia Director” Attila Vinczer.
The commemorative coins were such a lovely gift to all of us who enjoy laughing at MRAs that a friend of this blog suggested to me that we should return the favor by designing a commemorative plate for AVFM. This generous soul also pledged to provide a prize for the winner: an authentic “male tears” coffee mug.
So let’s see what you’ve got! You can use the carefully prepared commemorative plate template I pasted in above, or make one of your own. The more perplexing, the better!
If you need some inspiration, let me remind you again what the official AVFM commemorative coin looks like:
I’m sorry. That’s not AVFM’s commemorative coin. That is actually a guinea pig wearing glasses. Let me try again:
Crap. That’s actually a nineteenth-century illustration depicting the Galvanic Reanimation of the Dead. Here we go again:
What is that I don’t even.
Ok,ok, here’s the damn coin:
Also, I am being told that the younger Vinczer is not actually AVFM’s “Activia Director.” He is actually the site’s “Minister of Greek Yogurt.”
RE: cassandrakitty
You were one of those kids who drew cocks on things when they were bored at school, weren’t you?
*laughs* Not really. I hated that shit when I was younger! I haven’t drawn dicks since I quit drawing porn which was… Christ. Years ago. Kinda a shame; I remember having fun doing it. Me, I drew faces on everything when I was bored at school!
I got done with my paper just in time to make one! 😀
http://imgur.com/2C9wlwg
I used to draw eyes on things. People probably thought I was really into Egyptology.
Oh wow the tribble one! I can’t breathe! XD
http://imgur.com/GmYO1YZ
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.
Ok ok, I can never resist an empty plate (And I had to reactivate my wordpress thingumy to post this!)
http://i.imgur.com/GCnMQyj.jpg
http://imgur.com/zmGeKfC
Would someone please do one with this Peter Marshall plate? First host of the Hollywood Squares. Also, I kid you not, his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock.
Internet plopped out on me for a bit. Hopefully no one’s used any of this before… but if so, MRA tropes?
Silly Design!
Cannot digitally paint to save life, so be warned.
http://i1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg595/capnben1/plate3_zps4234b2f4.jpg
I’m drawing a few perplexing monsters. Until then, this is the only thing I can think of when it comes to MRAs:
http://i.imgur.com/xK4XQSy.jpg
The baby comes from wiki commons.
Since the coin looks like a vagina, I figure the plate should sort of match: http://i.imgur.com/d5XP4l8.jpg
Sad boner makes me happy!
A plate to commemorate the fantastic PR job done for the conference.
http://imgur.com/YQSxwal
@Cloudiah
I’ve had dark moments in my life where the Nietzsche quote might apply, but WHTM making fun of the AVfM commemorative butthole coin is not one of them. When I see a adorable picture of guinea pig with black frame glasses I don’t see an abyss staring back at me.
@Gretchen
Uh, okay. Very cool avatar by the way, but I kind of wish it hadn’t inspired me to check out your linked tumblr page. There is an audience for arty photos of suicided clowns, but I’m not among them I’m afraid.
My humble submission:
http://karalora.deviantart.com/art/Mammotheers-Contest-Entry-468154096
These are all making me chortle, but Karalora’s made me make such a gasping, strangled noise that the cats came in to see if I was okay. XD
http://i1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg595/capnben1/Plate4_zps6ced042b.jpg
That’s a compliment, by the way.
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@cloudiah
Thanks! I just decided to try it out on a whim.
I really do think it might be too straightforward for AVFM, though… Everyone else’s are so delightfully chaotic.
My entry is pretty awful…but I’m dumbly proud that I can use GIMP.
http://imgur.com/bh6CCWE
As much as I love my own dickbutt (because I am an egotist), I have to say I think I love the sad boner even more.
@Sir Bodsworth
I like “2008-2014: Ten Years of AVFM ACHIEVEMENTS”, particularly the key use of RANDOM Capitalization.
I think this is the most thought and energy I’m willing to invest in anything MRA related. Here’s one more. Everyone’s submissions are brilliant!
http://i.imgur.com/gHFhPNP.jpg