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Contest time! Design a commemorative plate for A Voice for Men! Actual prize will be awarded.

Can you fill in that white space with some crap?
Can you fill in that white space with some crap?

A couple of days ago, we did our best to figure out what was going on with the strongly vaginal imagery of A Voice for Men’s newly issued commemorative coins, designed by a “a world class jeweler and minter, widely recognized as a master artisan in his trade,” who also happens to be the father of A Voice for Men’s “Activia Director” Attila Vinczer.

The commemorative coins were such a lovely gift to all of us who enjoy laughing at MRAs that a friend of this blog suggested to me that we should return the favor by designing a commemorative plate for AVFM. This generous soul also pledged to provide a prize for the winner: an authentic “male tears” coffee mug.

So let’s see what you’ve got! You can use the carefully prepared commemorative plate template I pasted in above, or make one of your own. The more perplexing, the better!

If you need some inspiration, let me remind you again what the official AVFM commemorative coin looks like:

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I’m sorry. That’s not AVFM’s commemorative coin. That is actually a guinea pig wearing glasses. Let me try again:

82028e3d8085bdd970681eacfce72967Crap. That’s actually a nineteenth-century illustration depicting the Galvanic Reanimation of the Dead. Here we go again:

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What is that I don’t even.

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Ok,ok, here’s the damn coin:

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Also, I am being told that the younger Vinczer is not actually AVFM’s “Activia Director.” He is actually the site’s “Minister of Greek Yogurt.”

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LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: cassandrakitty

You were one of those kids who drew cocks on things when they were bored at school, weren’t you?

*laughs* Not really. I hated that shit when I was younger! I haven’t drawn dicks since I quit drawing porn which was… Christ. Years ago. Kinda a shame; I remember having fun doing it. Me, I drew faces on everything when I was bored at school!

chimisaur
chimisaur
6 years ago

I got done with my paper just in time to make one! 😀
http://imgur.com/2C9wlwg

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

I used to draw eyes on things. People probably thought I was really into Egyptology.

chimisaur
chimisaur
6 years ago

Oh wow the tribble one! I can’t breathe! XD

Cthulhu's Intern
6 years ago

http://imgur.com/GmYO1YZ
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.

Lorry
Lorry
6 years ago

Ok ok, I can never resist an empty plate (And I had to reactivate my wordpress thingumy to post this!)

http://i.imgur.com/GCnMQyj.jpg

cloudiah
6 years ago

Would someone please do one with this Peter Marshall plate? First host of the Hollywood Squares. Also, I kid you not, his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock.

contrapangloss
6 years ago

Internet plopped out on me for a bit. Hopefully no one’s used any of this before… but if so, MRA tropes?

Silly Design!

Cannot digitally paint to save life, so be warned.

jenn93
6 years ago

I’m drawing a few perplexing monsters. Until then, this is the only thing I can think of when it comes to MRAs:

http://i.imgur.com/xK4XQSy.jpg

The baby comes from wiki commons.

Polliwog
Polliwog
6 years ago

Since the coin looks like a vagina, I figure the plate should sort of match: http://i.imgur.com/d5XP4l8.jpg

jenn93
6 years ago

Sad boner makes me happy!

Tracy
Tracy
6 years ago

A plate to commemorate the fantastic PR job done for the conference.

http://imgur.com/YQSxwal

brooked
6 years ago

@Cloudiah

This is literally the weirdest blog post you could have chosen to make this comment on.

I’ve had dark moments in my life where the Nietzsche quote might apply, but WHTM making fun of the AVfM commemorative butthole coin is not one of them. When I see a adorable picture of guinea pig with black frame glasses I don’t see an abyss staring back at me.

@Gretchen

Those are the one who have the historical voice.

Uh, okay. Very cool avatar by the way, but I kind of wish it hadn’t inspired me to check out your linked tumblr page. There is an audience for arty photos of suicided clowns, but I’m not among them I’m afraid.

cloudiah
6 years ago

These are all making me chortle, but Karalora’s made me make such a gasping, strangled noise that the cats came in to see if I was okay. XD

cloudiah
6 years ago

That’s a compliment, by the way.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

There is an audience for arty photos of suicided clowns, but I’m not among them I’m afraid.

??!

Karalora
Karalora
6 years ago

@cloudiah

Thanks! I just decided to try it out on a whim.

I really do think it might be too straightforward for AVFM, though… Everyone else’s are so delightfully chaotic.

Rarebit_Fiend
Rarebit_Fiend
6 years ago

My entry is pretty awful…but I’m dumbly proud that I can use GIMP.

http://imgur.com/bh6CCWE

Uノ●ᴥ●Uノ✧~NEONGREY~✧ (@neongrey33)

As much as I love my own dickbutt (because I am an egotist), I have to say I think I love the sad boner even more.

brooked
6 years ago

@Sir Bodsworth

I like “2008-2014: Ten Years of AVFM ACHIEVEMENTS”, particularly the key use of RANDOM Capitalization.

jenn93
6 years ago

I think this is the most thought and energy I’m willing to invest in anything MRA related. Here’s one more. Everyone’s submissions are brilliant!

http://i.imgur.com/gHFhPNP.jpg

gorillaella
6 years ago

LBT – that penis you drew appears to be a circumcised one – such misandry

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

Bluecatbabe, thanks for the link. It is interesting how opaque editorial/political cartoons of the past can be. Makes me wonder how puzzled our posterity (if any) will be at those of our day.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

These are all making me chortle, but Karalora’s made me make such a gasping, strangled noise that the cats came in to see if I was okay. XD

For me it was a sort of explosive snort-splut-laugh.

My cats don’t care. 🙁

That pic of Pauly is brilliant. Sinister-laughable.

cassandra – look at Gretchen’s blog. It’s … yeah. What brooked said.

Rarebit_Fiend – I salute you, I’ve never got to grips with GIMP!

2big2fail
2big2fail
6 years ago

My humble dominatrix submission…

http://fav.me/d7qqr3l

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

My submission: http://imgur.com/pshShjC

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Needs more Titanic.

contrapangloss
6 years ago

Best Titanic Moment:

Watching Merlin with roomie who wanted to convert us (me and third roomie) into Merlin fanatics. Morgana has some dream where she’s (as Arthur) looking up through the water at some lady, reaching out.

I start singing “My heart will go on”, terribly.

Roomie was maybe slightly amused, but tried not to admit it. Other roomie was amused.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I don’t even know which plate is the best. They were all so great. I think maybe I’ll go with Ten years of MRA achievements and JB’s PR excellence award.

estraven
estraven
6 years ago

Great plates! I haven’t laughed this much in a while.

katz
6 years ago

Aw man, I literally have nothing to contribute. These are all so wonderful.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

(isn’t that Lurch though? Shouldn’t it be Gomez?)

Nope, that’s Fred Munster.

Argenti Aertheri
6 years ago

Kitteh — thanks! It didn’t quite look like Lurch, but is obviously not Gomez and my brain was shorting out. Munster’s makes perfect sense!

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago
kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

pallygirl, you mean he’s the One True Scotsman? 😀

Duncan Duff was rather pretty as Doc Brown in that, though I didn’t like the character much. He has aged rather well, though.

http://www.formula4leadership.com/Write/Images/Duncan%20Duff.jpg

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

Oh wow, I wonder why I didn’t remember him, Probably because I was too focused on Robert. I had to watch Trainspotting three times before I could recognise him as Begbie. He also looked very different when he played a skinhead in a Cracker episode.

Oooo.. which reminds me, I find Robbie Coltrane sexy.

And Jonny Lee Miller, okay he’s English rather than Scots, but he was a main character in Trainspotting so he squeaks in.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

Beautiful Englishmen … we mustn’t forget George Harrison.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

I’ve just realised we’re posting these in the wrong thread! 😀

pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago
pallygirl
pallygirl
6 years ago

LOL opps

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
6 years ago

Of course it’s perfect misandry that we’re posting pics of beautiful chaps in all the threads. 😛

ttfn, I’m off to watch telly. 🙂

Luzbelitx
6 years ago

You people have done an excellent job!! I might un-design one of my own… after breakfast.

friday jones
friday jones
6 years ago

“Vyvyan, you bastard! You know I’ve got a runny bottom!”