Ok, this is a little embarrassing, but I would like to offer my explanation of this comment that was posted on my most recent video about Stefan Molyneux:
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Now, I admit this looks bad. It looks like I was trying to pretend to be an adorable tiny kitten posting a comment praising my video, and that I screwed up and posted it from the wrong account, revealing that it was actually me posting the comment and not a tiny kitten at all.
Well, nothing could be further from the truth. I was not pretending to be a tiny kitten. I am a tiny kitten. And I like watching my own videos more than I like playing with laser pointers. (But not more than playing with wand toys. I mean, those things are AMAZING.)
Ooh, what was that?
OMFG, BIRD!! BIRD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!
Do you guys SEE THIS??!
Oh, flew away.
Time to lick myself I guess.
Okay, that was genuinely funny
I won’t believe this until I also hear from the ferrets.
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Variation on a theme.
(ā Ź ā )
I’m trying to keep track: we are all now you, a collection of cats in a human suit that is inside a tiny kitten suit?
Or is it a tiny kitten in a “collection of cats in a human suit” suit?
I. Knew. It.
…So, if we’re all David, does that mean we’re all tiny kittens too?
It’s kittens all the way down.
Hahaha. Pets. Yeah.
I lol’d.
Semi-relevant.
Adorable tiny kittens should write a greater percentage of YouTube comments. Then they wouldn’t be such a cesspool.
So this isn’t a comment on your own 62 minute long “The Truth About Toy Mice” video?
Hold on, this appears to be a genuine quote from a cat. Dave forgot the quotation marks. Dammmit, man…
Very entertaining! But today doesn’t look like a semi-vacation day to me.
I secure video footage of the tiny kitten. It’s totally real guys!
This is mocking at it’s finest.
Also I thought David was on vacation.Four posts in one day,guess I’ll have to delay that early night again.
I love this. You totally kinda ruined commentator reliability for me but i really enjoyed this a lot more and want to keep this joke going forever. Being an attractive internet person, I understand what is like to be seen as nothing more than an eternal running gag, I also know what it is like when a joke will remain “funny” “forever” “and ever.” HOWEVER, despite all of this I feel like I have learned that the things MRA’s spew are horrifying and idiotic for people with lives. Thank you so much for posting this. Honestly I want to keep making this joke all day, and I look to people like MRA’s to keep giving us gifts of comedy like this. THANKS SO MUCH.
It’s funny because the faux pas being mocked here is a comment that I’ve seen word for word on another site in response to the Hobby Lobby ruling, but for the life of me I can’t find it. I really wanted to go back and point out that the comment was a cut and paste job from Stefan…Has anybody else seen it by any chance, it was probably either right wing watch or daily kos…argh!
I love this. You kinda totally ruined tubifex forever, but that’s ok, I still have bloodworms and shrimp. As an adorable tiny fish, I know what’s it’s like to be seen as nothing more than an entertaining creature to harass. I also know what’s it’s like to use that to my “advantage” to “beg for shrimp” from my human. HOWEVER, despite all this I feel like I’ve learned nothing from my life so far. Thank you so much for posting this! Honestly, now I want a clam, and I look to people like you to provide clams. THANKS SO MUCH!
— signed “Puff”
Who I now owe a clam! (But not tubifex, he hates those things.)
Well played, sir. Well played.
S.M’s fanboys are now saying he was merely repost a comment but refuse to give the sources of that comment, they are probably going to say it was accidentally deleted. I’ll bet anyone $2.31 that is exactly what the spin is going to be from S.M.
I laughed.
Of course David’s an adorable tiny kitten! Did anyone think the grand co-ordinator of all things misandrist could be anything else?
KItten Inception! We’re all kittens with kittens
BIRD!!!
No I’m a fish!! You kitties come over here so I can stalk your ears!