It’s Twitter Thursday here on We Hunted the Mammoth! Which is my way of saying that I spent last night poking around in the Twitterings of some of the A Voice for Men crowd. And I’ve decided that, as much as I enjoy Judgy B’s passive-aggressive evasiveness and schoolyard taunts, I think I like Dean Esmay’s tweets better.
Why? Because he tweets as if at any moment his head might literally explode.
Let’s take a look, shall we, at this selection of tweets from Mr. Esmay I gathered up last night. I have taken the liberty of highlighting some, well, let’s just call them recurring motifs.
I was sort of thinking that “Bigots Usually Laugh When Their Hate Is Shown” could be the title of the second volume in the Dean Esmay Story.
U mad bro?
Oh, one more. I just like that in one tweet, he talks about “gendercide” being committed against men. And then two tweets later he calls someone a bigot for saying that violence is gendered.
I would also like to point out that all of these tweets were tweeted in the last ten days. I can only wonder how many hatemongering bigots he says bye bye to in a year.
This can’t be good for his health. I hope someone at their Men’s Health Workshop this weekend intervenes.
Has someone stolen his thesaurus?
Once upon a time, in this comment section, I wrote that I thought Dean Esmay was not as much of an asshole as the others, that he could actually have a conversation with a feminist like one would with a human being they disagree with. I thought he even cared about men’s rights a little bit, as opposed to other AVfM staff (insert preposterous job title here).
Holy shit was I wrong. Or maybe he’s changed? Anyway. Sorry everyone. You were right. He’s a dishonest asshole. His bullshit accusations of child porn support are particularly disgusting.
It also looks like he’s flipping off his own head.
Or us.
Probably us.
If Dean Esmay isn’t flipping you off, or calling you a hate mongering bigot, you’re probably doing something wrong. Re-examine your life choices. Until they meet with his strongest disapproval, you’re doing it wrong.
Who knew there were so many ways to say “no u k bye!”
This man needs a cup of herbal tea and a nice kitty (a purrmongerer) in his lap.
After a while it starts to sound like the clutch in a car starting to go, gears grinding. Bigot-hatemonger-ignorant-hate-monger-big-bigot-bigotry-bigoted.
I must say however, it’s a refreshing change from endless variations of the C-word.
I found the source code:
while(angry misogynist) do
{
System.out.println(“hatemonger”);
System.out.println(“bigot”);
System.out.println(“hating”);
System.out.println(“bigotmonger”);
System.out.println(“bye bye”);
}
The level of projection is absolutely astounding.
Isn’t this the sort of language people mock tumblr for?
Buttercup, that made me lol!
Also it really frightens me that they “work false rape cases”.
I am not in any way saying that people who have had false accusations leveled at them do not need legal, financial & emotional support, however I don’t think AVfM is the most trustworthy resource for those services.
Fluffypeony — hi! You new around here? I’m sure someone will be by shortly with a welcome package if so, in the meantime, what did kitties ever do to deserve being stuck with Esmay?
Tea’s a go though, if nothing else, at least he can’t talk and drink at the same time!
@ Buttercup
I see an infinite while loop:
twitter = “outrage”
while twitter:
print “bigotmonger hateful hater”
print “I won’t tweet with you anymore”
Stupid indents don’t show
Buttercup — nawh, just use PHP —
Foreach ($feminists as $feminist) {
Echo $feminist . “Is a hatemongering bigot, bye bye you hating bigotmonger”;
}
Though I guess you could combine your prints (is that JS? I loathe all C based languages, so I’m totally biased here)
T e s t
That shouldn’t frighten you. These are exactly the people you want to defend rapists.
Maude, use
Argenti – love the PHP snippet. Though that might be too modern and elegant for Esmay. He seems like more of a LISP or FORTRAN guy.
I had some css in there as well, but I was too lazy to look up the escape characters and WordPress ate it. It was along the lines of
head size=large style=”color:Apoplectic Sunrise; font-family:Courier Extra Ragey; align:way-right-of-center”
…Also, I now have the Everly Brothers singing “Bye bye bigoted hating hatemongering bigot monger of hate troll” in my head. It’s infuriating because it doesn’t scan.
Why do I feel like them “working false rape cases” basically involves a campaign of terror against rape victims?
Bigots and hatemongers. Bigots and hatemongers everywhere.
Twitter + AVfM nitwit + pre-conference jitters + need to lash out = much hilarity
Lol! I LOVE the CSS!
Should be more like this though:
.MRA {
Font-family: “courier extra ragey”;
Font-size: 8em;
Text-align: /* always */ right;
Position: absolute;
Right: 100%;
Bottom: 100%;
Display: block /* headed */;
}
.MRA .FTSU {color: black /* and blue */; background: /* blood */ red;}
8em because anything bigger always seems to completely break the page and turn it into an eye chart!
And yes, I know the display element is redundant, but I couldn’t resist.