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Dizzy With Success: Paul Elam announces triumphant move of AVFM conference to less convenient venue

Quick, look over there!
Quick, look over there!

So A Voice for Men, having lost or abandoned the original venue for their “Men’s Issues” conference in Detroit, has announced its new location: A VFW post some 18 miles away from the original hotel where, presumably, most of the conference’s attendees will be staying.

According to Paul Elam, they made the move in large part to spare conference-goers the terrible inconvenience of having to watch the no-doubt riveting presentations from an “overflow room.”

No, really.

In a post last night, Elam declared that all the media attention given to the conference

has produced is a hell of a lot more interest in the conference, and more ticket sales. So much so, as a matter of fact, that we have opted to move to a venue that will seat more people and provide more security than was available previously.

While we apologize for any inconvenience that the move is going to cause, it is nonetheless a positive move for the conference. Because seating capacity was misrepresented to us at the previous venue, we were forced to plan for an overflow room where we would pipe in live events to a monitor at reduced ticket prices.

With the change of venue we will be able to accommodate all attendees in the same space at the same time.

Naturally, the first thing some critics of Elam did when they saw this announcement was to look up the seating capacity of the largest rooms at both venues. The largest room at the Doubletree Fort Shelby, where the conference was originally scheduled to take place, seats 300, with a maximum capacity of 310. The largest room at the VFW post … also seats 300. Or maybe 350. The VFW website isn’t clear.

In other words, Elam expects us to believe that in order to avoid the inconvenience of having to resort to “overflow rooms,” AVFM moved its convention to a venue 18 miles away from the original hotel that might not even offer rooms any bigger than the original venue.

Meanwhile, in the comments to Elam’s post, one would-be conference attendee reports that the Doubletree has canceled his reservation. If Doubletree has decided to wash its hands of the conference attendees now that they are no longer hosting the conference, and Elam is telling the truth about the number of people planning to attend, this could mean hundreds of people scrambling for hotel rooms.

Still, Elam and his troops are eager to present this as a great victory.

It’s weird. You might think that this sort of reality distortion would be impossible in a democratic country in the internet age. Sure, back in Stalin’s day, the Soviet Union’s propaganda machine could present massive failure as success and get away with it – at least to some degree, at least within their own country.

In the wake of a disastrous program of “forced collectivization” of rural agriculture in 1929-30, which left many peasants dead or imprisoned and paved the way for future famines, Stalin famously announced in an article in Pravda that the program had been so amazingly successful that he needed to call a temporary halt so that everyone could catch their breath. The title of his article: “Dizzy With Success.”

The only way you can get away with bullshit this brazen is if you’re a dictator or the leader of a cult – something that A Voice for Men has increasingly come to resemble. AVFMers are expected not only to accept Elam’s leadership; they’re expected to accept his distinctly non-consensus reality – a world turned upside down in which men are the real victims of domestic violence and rape and pretty much everything else, a world in which the Southern Poverty Law Center is a collection of evil bigots and his motley collection of misogynists is the true human rights movement of the twenty-first century.

Like a lot of cult leaders, Elam keeps his troops too busy to think straight in a continual frenzy of pseudo-activism. AVFMers are forever brigading comment sections of newspaper articles and YouTube videos in little squads (AVFMers almost always travel in packs), all reciting the same few talking points.

Weirdly, the dynamics of internet discussions can actually reinforce this kind of intellectual conformity, much as Stalin’s control of the media did in his day. No, AVFMers can’t avoid being exposed to facts that contradict the shared (un)reality of their ideological bubble.

But in internet discussions you don’t have to be right in order to convince yourself you’ve won an argument. You just have to be loud and persistent and unwilling to ever give in. You don’t have to convince anyone else of your arguments so long as you convince yourself. MRAs don’t win many arguments on their merits, but they manage to convince themselves they win every one.

The trouble is that when they step outside of their regular stomping grounds on the internet, this strategy – so effective in generating ideological conformity amongst cult members – falls completely apart.

We’ve seen several spectacular examples in the past couple of weeks. First, we watched a concert organized by Canadian Men’s Rights group CAFE implode after musicians and sponsors realized what they’d been roped into; the pathetically unconvincing attempts by the group to explain away this failure were amazing to behold.

Then we saw AVFM’s Dean Esmay reduce himself to a caricature on Fox (local) news as he rapidly regurgitated standard AVFM talking points like some sort of fanatical ideological auctioneer, apparently unaware that to everyone outside of the Men’s Rights bubble everything he was saying was obviously utter nonsense.

And now we have Paul Elam trying to convince the world that AVFM changed its venue for its conference because, hey, we needed more room!

The trouble with having your head up your ass most of the time is that when you take it out, people tend to notice the smell.

But, hey, as long as the AVFMers are happy with their new venue, I’m happy for them. Janet Bloomfield, the official “social media director” for the conference, posted this triumphant tweet lat night:

https://twitter.com/JudgyBitch1/status/476822883881459712

She has assured me that this is an actual quote. The “Wayne State cunts” remark is apparently a reference to the Wayne State sociology professor who, er, debated AVFM’s Dean Esmay on the local Fox affiliate the other day. Esmay has also posted a slightly shorter version of the same quote in the AVFM comments section.

So, yes, both the official PR representative for the conference and AVFM’s “managing editor” both apparently think it’s a great idea to refer to women who disagree with them as “cunts.”

Oh, and Bloomfield also thinks it’s hilarious to joke about Elam scamming his supporters of the $29,000 raised for additional security:

https://twitter.com/BhasChat/status/476907717194702848

You can’t buy this kind of publicity, largely because as far as I know there are no PR firms that offer organizations help in destroying the last tiny shreds of their credibility.

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kittehserf
10 years ago

LBT … shaking my head. That’s about all I’ve got at this point.

Sometimes I feel like I’d like to take on these clowns (not that I’ve anything to do with multiplicity) but then I think nah, I’d just get pissed off with them.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

I mean, any time the MRM gets noticed outside of its little internet world, decent people generally recoil in horror. Or giggle. Or alternate between recoiling and giggling.

But then AVfM gets five new readers, so really, it’s a win!

Maybe we ought to send $250 worth of scented candles to this thing. A host of out-of-shape men in a small hall could be deadly.

Do fit men smell nicer or something? Or is this a “fat people smell bad” thing?

Trying to trick you? Lol! That game was over a while ago.

That game never started, dude. Also, now that you’ve admitted to lying (which we all knew you were doing anyway), why should we trust anything you say?

@thread, has anyone else played Okami? JB’s comments remind me of the way Issun hops up and down when he’s mad

kittehserf
10 years ago

Lea, that is so cuuuuute!

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

She also compared David to a creationist.
Wow, these people are not good at self awareness.

Athywren
Athywren
10 years ago

@LBT
This Multi Moon Lady seems fun. I always love it when people know what’s inside your head better than you do.
It’s not even as if the idea of multiple distinct and real personalities in a single body is that weird of an idea – your personality is in your brain, so why would it be universally limited to one person? Hell, even if it wasn’t, even if our brains were just some kind of tether for spirits or inter-dimensional beings, or hyper-intelligent cats, why would it always be limited to just one connection? I think some people are just determined to believe that the world is small, and that the way things usually are is they way they always are. Even as a skeptic, that attitude seems odd to me.

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

There is also this turd she tweeted: Blockquote> Great explanation of why girls hunt high school athletes. Stuebenville, anyone?…link

This is the attention she’s proud of bringing to her “movement”.

The rape victim was “hunting” athletes. She’s the predator to JB’s twisted mind?

This is the sort of “conversation” she wants to have about gender.

I’d rather eat under cooked frog legs than have a conversation with these people.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

Nah, whatever she’s on I don’t want any.

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug.

Would never have had the attention without you!

God, how sad is that? You just admitted you’re so inept at your job, you couldn’t drum up attention without farming the job out to someone else. You should put that on your resume.

LBT (with writeathon poll!)

RE: Kittehs

Sometimes I feel like I’d like to take on these clowns (not that I’ve anything to do with multiplicity) but then I think nah, I’d just get pissed off with them.

Pretty much. I know I got pissed as she got more and more adamant about misgendering me and also more and more assured that my anger was a sign of my lack of contact with reality.

RE: Athywren

It’s not even as if the idea of multiple distinct and real personalities in a single body is that weird of an idea – your personality is in your brain, so why would it be universally limited to one person?

The really obnoxious “skeptics” I’ve encountered basically use Occam’s Razor — the simplest answer is there’s only one person in there, so IT MUST BE TRUE.

Even though they can’t give me a scientific definition of person. Even though they can’t give me any test that would allow me to PROVE I’m a person, or fail while trying. They just say, “Science!” and expect me to believe them.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
10 years ago

“@thread, has anyone else played Okami? JB’s comments remind me of the way Issun hops up and down when he’s mad”

One of the best games ever! I’m actually playing it right now! I have the second one too but I haven’t finished it yet. I still think of the yzma cat and honey boo boo when I see JB comments.

pecunium
10 years ago

So let me get this straight… this “unstoppable movement”, the one that is about to wash over feminism and remake society… needs the people on this blog to garner publicity: that is to say without the mockery we ladle out, you’d be invisible.

That’s the sad. I mean of all the insults I I could think of, “can’t get hits without feminists helping us” wasn’t even on the radar.

Phoenician in a time of Romans
Phoenician in a time of Romans
10 years ago

“Actually, it would be kind of amusing if nobody turned up, getting sidetracked at the nearest bars to catch the games.”

NEWSFLASH [For release after conference] : 80% of participants agree conference was huge success.

(in much smaller font – the other one was in the bathroom and couldn’t be polled)

kittehserf
10 years ago

Pretty much. I know I got pissed as she got more and more adamant about misgendering me and also more and more assured that my anger was a sign of my lack of contact with reality.

AUUUUGHHHHH

Makes me wish Louis was still inclined to rip people a new one on occasion. He used to be so good at it.

The really obnoxious “skeptics” I’ve encountered basically use Occam’s Razor — the simplest answer is there’s only one person in there, so IT MUST BE TRUE.

Even though they can’t give me a scientific definition of person. Even though they can’t give me any test that would allow me to PROVE I’m a person, or fail while trying. They just say, “Science!” and expect me to believe them.

Fuuuuuuck … lemme guess, big overlap there with the AsshatAtheist™ dudebros, holders of the One True Scepticism?

Thread: “Unstoppable movement” sounds like the sort of diarrhoea that comes with truly awful diseases.

Apt.

kittehserf
10 years ago

(in much smaller font – the other one was in the bathroom and couldn’t be polled)

XD

Myoo
Myoo
10 years ago

@Pecunium

So let me get this straight… this “unstoppable movement”, the one that is about to wash over feminism and remake society… needs the people on this blog to garner publicity: that is to say without the mockery we ladle out, you’d be invisible.

That’s the sad. I mean of all the insults I I could think of, “can’t get hits without feminists helping us” wasn’t even on the radar.

Well, they’re always complaining that feminists aren’t doing their jobs for them, so really it’s to be expected.

Athywren
Athywren
10 years ago

@LBT

The really obnoxious “skeptics” I’ve encountered basically use Occam’s Razor — the simplest answer is there’s only one person in there, so IT MUST BE TRUE.

The thing is, that’s not even Occam’s Razor! The answer with the least additional required assumptions is the one that’s most reasonable to accept as true. It doesn’t mean the other possible answers are false, just that they need more evidence before it’s reasonable to accept them as true.
I’m perfectly willing to accept “we have no reason to believe it’s true,” but “we know it’s not true” is just ridiculous in most cases.

It’s not a scientific definition, as far as I’m aware, but, to me, a person is a self-aware, thinking entity that has desires and, at least in theory, the ability to bring those desires into reality. I’m sure there are lots of arguments about neurological stuff, but if you have multiple of those shariing your brain, then that sounds an awful lot like multiple people to me.

Honestly, I’m a big fan of skepticism and of the skeptical community, but I think a lot of people lose sight of where, when and why it’s useful. It’s not a tool to demonstrate your own intellectual superiority, but one to protect yourself and others against charlatans. I could be wrong here, but I don’t see you trying to make money from people believing a multiplicity, nor making laws that outlaw… the opposite of that, or giving people untested medical treatments based on your multiplicity, so why should anyone be putting time and effort into disproving it? It seems like a massive waste of time to me and, as I already said, it’s not even like it’s that wild of an idea, it’s just not something that most of us experience.

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

Pretty much. I know I got pissed as she got more and more adamant about misgendering me and also more and more assured that my anger was a sign of my lack of contact with reality.

Oh no she didn’t !?!
GAH! Did you reach through the internet and put Legos in all of her shoes?

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

Thread: “Unstoppable movement” sounds like the sort of diarrhea that comes with truly awful diseases.

LOL!
It does sound like an anal waterfall.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

Honestly, I’m a big fan of skepticism and of the skeptical community, but I think a lot of people lose sight of where, when and why it’s useful. It’s not a tool to demonstrate your own intellectual superiority, but one to protect yourself and others against charlatans.

I love you for saying this.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

“Unstoppable movement” sounds like the sort of diarrhea that comes with truly awful diseases.

Great. Now I’m gonna think of MRAs every time I clean up dog diarrhea at work.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Maybe we can steal an idea from Dan Savage and refer to explosive diarrhea as “elam” from now on.

Ally S
10 years ago

“We hope you will join us there to begin a new era of how we discuss matters of sex, gender and power, with compassion for all human beings and in interest in solving all problems people face, not just those selected for us by modern gender ideologues.”

1. They will discuss everything but their blatant misogyny and their reactionary understanding of gender and biological sex.

2. By power they probably mean that stupid “apex fallacy” or “frontman fallacy” which really aren’t fallacies at all and are instead cheap talking points derived from straw man arguments against mainstream feminist sociology.

3. You’re a fucking dumbass.

LBT (with writeathon poll!)

RE: Athywren

why should anyone be putting time and effort into disproving it?

Well, you see, there’s the Law of Conservation of Weird. A lot of people believe that there is a finite amount of weirdness in the world, and that you can not go over your weirdness threshold. If you claim otherwise, you are lying and trying to get your ass kissed for being special. Multi for a lot of people is over the weirdness threshold. It is rare, ergo, I can’t be multi. (Or it doesn’t exist at all because False Memory Syndrome Foundation, which is HILARIOUS since the FMSF is about as scientific as phrenology for abusers.)

Basically, they think that I’m some fluffy unicorn baby who has never experienced difficulty in life, so needs to be slapped out of it before I start thinking I’m special.

Yes, it’s cruel. But I’m not a PERSON or anything. I’m just a fluffy unicorn baby.

RE: Kittehs

Fuuuuuuck … lemme guess, big overlap there with the AsshatAtheist™ dudebros, holders of the One True Scepticism?

Yup. The fundies just say I’m possessed. Much easier to deal with.

RE: Lea

Did you reach through the internet and put Legos in all of her shoes?

I just left. There’s only so much you can do with someone who sees your very existence as a delusion that shouldn’t be entertained.

malcolm johnston (@malcolmingabout)

How much rent do MRAs owe all you Manboobzers for the space we take up in your febrile brains?

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

The thing is, that’s not even Occam’s Razor!

Thank you.
I’m a fan of skepticism. (not the horrible movement, the way of thinking)
How the hell do you differentiate a person from someone who only thinks they are a person? Doesn’t self awareness sort of define consciousness? Don’t we already know that our perception of having a single mind with a continuous experience is mostly an illusion anyway? As far as I can tell, my concept of self may just be a very convincing delusion that comes with having a brain. I’m certainly not aware of every process going on in my head that makes up my experience of being me. Free will may not even be real, but it feels that way. Things like time, injury and brain chemistry can change my personality for a time or forever. It can change so much that people often say things like, “I was a different person then”. It seems that people with single personalities are just assuming that their experience of a single self is the only way to experience being because it is common. Is that really different from straight and cispeople deciding that how they are is “normal” and “natural”?
I don’t know. But if they have evidence that it isn’t so, I’d sure like to hear it.

I’m sorry people give you a hard time LBT. It just seems so rude to question someone’s very existence. That’s cold.

takshak
takshak
10 years ago

Occam’s Razor dis a good tool, but it’s not the end of skepticism….

“we know it’s not true” is just ridiculous in most cases.

you know, it *is* perfectly reasonable in most cases. for instance, there’s a million things the moon could be made of – green cheese, blue cheese, oolitic limestone, unicorn bones – but of all of the myriad possibilities we know most of these are not true because we know what it’s made of (in general). It’s not unreasonable to say “it’s not true” when we have positive knowledge of something. The problem is when you get douches who don’t understand that where positive knowledge ends, and on the other side there are douches that deny positive knowledge – eg creationists. There are certainly huge swathes of human endeavor where we don’t have positive knowledge, don’t have a lot of positive knowledge, or where we can’t get knowledge (at least at this time), but I’m currently really annoyed at the “other ways of knowing” crowd, which has nothing to do with multis or denying the existence of multis – I trust that LBT knows what’s going on inside LBT’s head better than Random Twit on the Internet.

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