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Tattooed hate girls: Are tattoos on women an attempt to repel men? One misogynist says yes.

I don't think the Militant Baker cares if her tattoos are offputting to assholes.
I don’t think the Militant Baker cares if her tattoos are offputting to assholes.

Misogynists hate, hate, hate it when women get tattoos. They just can’t all agree on why. The standard misogynist line on tattoos for women is that they are all, essentially, “tramp stamps” – a way of broadcasting that the woman displaying them is a slut, a skank, a whore. You know the drill.

But the “alternative right” racist/sexist/homophobe who goes by the handle agnostic has a rather different take. In a post on his blog Face to Face, he argues that women with tattoos are actually trying to broadcast their Puritan prudery.

Tattoos, you see, are just plain ugly, and help to accessorize a dreary look designed to repel men.

Notice how those girls dress in drab, dark monochrome colors, wear no girly jewelry, and sport flat hair rather than Big Hair. Their sassy, sarcastic, even nasty attitude echos their off-putting look.

Fundamentally, they are part of the larger trend toward drab dressing, and its signal of reluctance to get loose. Their personalities are more anti-social, so they express the neo-Pilgrim style in a more antagonistic fashion than the less abrasive girls in their generation, but they’re both variations on the same theme.

The tattoo-bearers are likely to be man-haters as well.

They are also part of the larger trend among women toward fear of or hatred toward men. …

In such a climate, women will alter their appearance and demeanor in order to deflate rather than excite the male libido. They act like prey trying to give warning signals to potential predators. The tattoo chicks are only the extreme version of this widespread trend. Girls sure don’t look or act as cute and flirty as they used to in the boy-crazy Eighties, when they thought of guys not as predators but as conspecifics who they wanted to court with engaging mating displays.

“Conspecifics” simply means “members of the same species.” Agnostic loves to drop that sciency lingo in order to make his prejudices seem  smart.

Anyway, he continues by arguing that tattoos are especially offensive to pickup artistes and other “assertive” dudes.

Off-putting style also serves to filter out the more assertive and independent males, who would rather spend time on a girl who looks cute, rather than settle for one who’s all marked up or not willing to show anything at all. … By inking themselves up, girls ensure that only the guys who are willing to get walked over and slapped in the face will approach them. Why go through the long hassle of having your new boyfriend fixed when you can advertise that only the neutered need apply in the first place?

Ah, but this last bit is perhaps more revealing than agnostic means it to be. Tattoos are an affront to misogynists because they’re seen as too assertive, too masculine – a challenge to traditional femininity, and to men who prefer traditionally feminine women.

Tattoos on women make misogynistic men angry because on some fundamental level these men don’t think women have the right to decorate their bodies in a way that displeases men –or at least their kind of men. It’s the same kind of creepy, possessive anger that many misogynistic men show towards women who cut their hair short. It’s as if these men on some level believe women’s bodies belong to them, and not to the women themselves.

And that’s pretty unattractive.

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katz
10 years ago

In the bizarro universe where putting art on your body means you *aren’t* creative.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
10 years ago

@ WWTH – I am rather fond of certain boners in very specific circumstances, but I was completely unaware that they could do ANYTHING! Do you think they might, please, do a load of laundry for me? It was a rough night at work last night, and I’m out of clean socks.

@ Saphy – blaspemy and misandry? Do you think the Feminist High Council might be presuaded to forgive some of my other sins in light of this new evidence?

serrana
serrana
10 years ago

Dude, I’m pretty sure that to women with tattoos, your dislike of them is a bonus, not a loss.

Anarchonist
Anarchonist
10 years ago

In the bizarro universe where putting art on your body means you *aren’t* creative.

Of course it does, duh! Just look at the losers painting graffiti on walls! Can you believe it, walls? That’s been an outdated medium since, like, the ancient Romans. Drawing with the help of a computer? Done already, let it go! Also, all the fucking kids drawing in the sand with a stick? God, what hacks! Don’t even get me started on the artistically bankrupt people who think paper or canvas are still “in” as an artistic medium. Sheesh.

Every real artist knows that true creativity is measured by your materials, not by your artistic vision or some pretentious shit like that. I, for one, am perfecting my antimatter sheet for my next artistic display. After that’s done and passé, I might just start creating matter from thin air. Come to think of it, has anybody even thought about drawing their art in the fucking air? Like, the stuff that we’re walking through every goddamn day? Creativity is dead, I tell ya.

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
10 years ago

@ Anarchonist – LMAO!!! Thank-you so very much! I needed a good giggle. I’ve been trying to perfect Haiku charting, but it isn’t going so good just yet.

All vital signs stable
No signs or symptoms of an
untoward event.

Guess that’s what standardised forms were invented to prevent? You’re right, creativity truly is dead.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

Do you think they might, please, do a load of laundry for me?

Asking boners to do chores is misandry.

You’re such a nag. No wonder so many boners are choosing to go their own way these days.

strivingally
10 years ago

I’m going to have to try that, GON!

Good oral intake
Ambulant with walking stick
For CT today.

contrapangloss
contrapangloss
10 years ago

Fully alert dude
Pulse was a bit erratic
Felt fine, transported.

Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Puffer fish behaving well
Ignoring the gobies
No signs of aggression

(What, you chart people, I chart fish behavior!)

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Unexpected rain.
Parking lot was full to my
ankles. I got wet.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Today I found out
Another food I can’t eat.
I will miss spring rolls.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

I love Haiku 🙂

strivingally
10 years ago

Tattooed women: why?
They should be more mindful of
Sad douchebro boners.

(Just to bring things full circle 😉 )

Lea
Lea
10 years ago

WWTH,

Of course! BONERS CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

The next time I see a boner and I begin to snicker uncontrollably (because I will), causing an awkward situation, it will be all your fault.

I can’t shake the visual of a bunch of cocks engaged in various amazing activities, like jumping motorcycles through flaming hoops.
;D

GrumpyOldNurse
GrumpyOldNurse
10 years ago

@ WWTH – mwhahahahahahah!!! hahahahahahahah!!! Does this mean I’m back in with the Feminist High Council? Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Love the haiku charting! (and other Haiku). Wonder if my unit council might insist on Haiku doctor’s orders?

Oral temperature
Should not exceed 38
If so, call intern

Unimaginative, now I am sad for your lack of spring rolls! Sadder than tattooed women make boners!

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Enh, I shouldn’t whine too much. I just have to reserve them for restaurants that make their own with rice wrappers, rather than wheat. Sadly, there isn’t one in my town. (Or I could make my own, but that’s a slippery slope.)

Oh, evil gluten!
Why are you so mean to my
digestive system?

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Haiku charting!

AAO times three
Lungs clear, bowel sounds present
No complaints of pain

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
10 years ago

tablet twice
half tablet once
fribbie’s health

cardboard box
eyes staring each end
cats’ tunnel

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: katz

In the bizarro universe where putting art on your body means you *aren’t* creative.

I know, right? Me and Sneak designed our tattoos from the ground up, like we would an art commission. There’s nothing inherently uncreative about tattoos. Also, love that old chestnut about adornment = mutilation.

Thanks for your judgment, asshole. How glad I am my husband doesn’t share your opinions.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I just noticed the “atheistic choice” bit. Because god loves tattoos, and that’s why women get them.

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

The other big issue is that a lot of piercings and tattoos have cultural origins. So this is also another way to racistly spit on ethnic groups.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I usually read it as “women with who aren’t visually telegraphing compliance with whatever version of femininity is currently most popular scare me”, or just “women scare me” to be more succinct.

strivingally
10 years ago

I wonder if I could work limericks into my charting…

Admitted for chest pain and treated,
ECG and troponins repeated,
GTN patch applied
But painkillers denied –
Patient states analgesia not needed.

pallygirl
pallygirl
10 years ago

Idiot registrar
We won’t have good convos now
I like my GP

Elle
Elle
10 years ago

What about women who hate tattoos on women? Are they “misogynists” too? I know a small few who don’t like them. I think they are hideous on women, by the way.