Misogynists hate, hate, hate it when women get tattoos. They just can’t all agree on why. The standard misogynist line on tattoos for women is that they are all, essentially, “tramp stamps” – a way of broadcasting that the woman displaying them is a slut, a skank, a whore. You know the drill.
But the “alternative right” racist/sexist/homophobe who goes by the handle agnostic has a rather different take. In a post on his blog Face to Face, he argues that women with tattoos are actually trying to broadcast their Puritan prudery.
Tattoos, you see, are just plain ugly, and help to accessorize a dreary look designed to repel men.
Notice how those girls dress in drab, dark monochrome colors, wear no girly jewelry, and sport flat hair rather than Big Hair. Their sassy, sarcastic, even nasty attitude echos their off-putting look.
Fundamentally, they are part of the larger trend toward drab dressing, and its signal of reluctance to get loose. Their personalities are more anti-social, so they express the neo-Pilgrim style in a more antagonistic fashion than the less abrasive girls in their generation, but they’re both variations on the same theme.
The tattoo-bearers are likely to be man-haters as well.
They are also part of the larger trend among women toward fear of or hatred toward men. …
In such a climate, women will alter their appearance and demeanor in order to deflate rather than excite the male libido. They act like prey trying to give warning signals to potential predators. The tattoo chicks are only the extreme version of this widespread trend. Girls sure don’t look or act as cute and flirty as they used to in the boy-crazy Eighties, when they thought of guys not as predators but as conspecifics who they wanted to court with engaging mating displays.
“Conspecifics” simply means “members of the same species.” Agnostic loves to drop that sciency lingo in order to make his prejudices seem smart.
Anyway, he continues by arguing that tattoos are especially offensive to pickup artistes and other “assertive” dudes.
Off-putting style also serves to filter out the more assertive and independent males, who would rather spend time on a girl who looks cute, rather than settle for one who’s all marked up or not willing to show anything at all. … By inking themselves up, girls ensure that only the guys who are willing to get walked over and slapped in the face will approach them. Why go through the long hassle of having your new boyfriend fixed when you can advertise that only the neutered need apply in the first place?
Ah, but this last bit is perhaps more revealing than agnostic means it to be. Tattoos are an affront to misogynists because they’re seen as too assertive, too masculine – a challenge to traditional femininity, and to men who prefer traditionally feminine women.
Tattoos on women make misogynistic men angry because on some fundamental level these men don’t think women have the right to decorate their bodies in a way that displeases men –or at least their kind of men. It’s the same kind of creepy, possessive anger that many misogynistic men show towards women who cut their hair short. It’s as if these men on some level believe women’s bodies belong to them, and not to the women themselves.
And that’s pretty unattractive.
In the bizarro universe where putting art on your body means you *aren’t* creative.
@ WWTH – I am rather fond of certain boners in very specific circumstances, but I was completely unaware that they could do ANYTHING! Do you think they might, please, do a load of laundry for me? It was a rough night at work last night, and I’m out of clean socks.
@ Saphy – blaspemy and misandry? Do you think the Feminist High Council might be presuaded to forgive some of my other sins in light of this new evidence?
Dude, I’m pretty sure that to women with tattoos, your dislike of them is a bonus, not a loss.
Of course it does, duh! Just look at the losers painting graffiti on walls! Can you believe it, walls? That’s been an outdated medium since, like, the ancient Romans. Drawing with the help of a computer? Done already, let it go! Also, all the fucking kids drawing in the sand with a stick? God, what hacks! Don’t even get me started on the artistically bankrupt people who think paper or canvas are still “in” as an artistic medium. Sheesh.
Every real artist knows that true creativity is measured by your materials, not by your artistic vision or some pretentious shit like that. I, for one, am perfecting my antimatter sheet for my next artistic display. After that’s done and passé, I might just start creating matter from thin air. Come to think of it, has anybody even thought about drawing their art in the fucking air? Like, the stuff that we’re walking through every goddamn day? Creativity is dead, I tell ya.
@ Anarchonist – LMAO!!! Thank-you so very much! I needed a good giggle. I’ve been trying to perfect Haiku charting, but it isn’t going so good just yet.
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Guess that’s what standardised forms were invented to prevent? You’re right, creativity truly is dead.
Asking boners to do chores is misandry.
You’re such a nag. No wonder so many boners are choosing to go their own way these days.
I’m going to have to try that, GON!
Good oral intake
Ambulant with walking stick
For CT today.
Fully alert dude
Pulse was a bit erratic
Felt fine, transported.
Puffer fish behaving well
Ignoring the gobies
No signs of aggression
(What, you chart people, I chart fish behavior!)
Unexpected rain.
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Today I found out
Another food I can’t eat.
I will miss spring rolls.
I love Haiku 🙂
Tattooed women: why?
They should be more mindful of
Sad douchebro boners.
(Just to bring things full circle 😉 )
WWTH,
The next time I see a boner and I begin to snicker uncontrollably (because I will), causing an awkward situation, it will be all your fault.
I can’t shake the visual of a bunch of cocks engaged in various amazing activities, like jumping motorcycles through flaming hoops.
;D
@ WWTH – mwhahahahahahah!!! hahahahahahahah!!! Does this mean I’m back in with the Feminist High Council? Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!
Love the haiku charting! (and other Haiku). Wonder if my unit council might insist on Haiku doctor’s orders?
Oral temperature
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If so, call intern
Unimaginative, now I am sad for your lack of spring rolls! Sadder than tattooed women make boners!
Enh, I shouldn’t whine too much. I just have to reserve them for restaurants that make their own with rice wrappers, rather than wheat. Sadly, there isn’t one in my town. (Or I could make my own, but that’s a slippery slope.)
Oh, evil gluten!
Why are you so mean to my
digestive system?
Haiku charting!
AAO times three
Lungs clear, bowel sounds present
No complaints of pain
tablet twice
half tablet once
fribbie’s health
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RE: katz
In the bizarro universe where putting art on your body means you *aren’t* creative.
I know, right? Me and Sneak designed our tattoos from the ground up, like we would an art commission. There’s nothing inherently uncreative about tattoos. Also, love that old chestnut about adornment = mutilation.
Thanks for your judgment, asshole. How glad I am my husband doesn’t share your opinions.
I just noticed the “atheistic choice” bit. Because god loves tattoos, and that’s why women get them.
The other big issue is that a lot of piercings and tattoos have cultural origins. So this is also another way to racistly spit on ethnic groups.
I usually read it as “women with who aren’t visually telegraphing compliance with whatever version of femininity is currently most popular scare me”, or just “women scare me” to be more succinct.
I wonder if I could work limericks into my charting…
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ECG and troponins repeated,
GTN patch applied
But painkillers denied –
Patient states analgesia not needed.
Idiot registrar
We won’t have good convos now
I like my GP
What about women who hate tattoos on women? Are they “misogynists” too? I know a small few who don’t like them. I think they are hideous on women, by the way.