If you’ve ever wondered what the carefree, unencumbered-by-women-and-their-cooties life of a true Man Going His Own Way looks like, you’re in luck, as the video above presents ACTUAL FOOTAGE of just this. Apparently, Going Your Own Way looks an awful lot like Hanging Around and Pestering, at least if you’re Vention1MGTOW, a YouTube videoblogger who regularly offers up little glimpses into his awesome life.
In the video above, our hero, in between fits of giggles, gleefully relates how he “trolled” a cutsey YouTube video showing a high school coach who’d gotten his team to help him propose to his girlfriend. Vention1MGTOW did his best to ruin the mood by posting “a few strategic comments” (that is, endless screeds) attacking marriage and women and, well, you know the drill. My favorite line from his comments, which he proudly reads aloud:
I’m sure some old wrinkled up, STD, ex-party party girl would love to move into my home and begin diverting my income for her own use but I don’t really see a benefit for me in that deal.
I hate to break it to you, dude, but I’m pretty sure even the most thoroughly wrinkled-up ex-party girl would rather die alone and unloved than have to put up with you. Hell, I’m pretty sure the only reason your dog (he has a dog) puts up with you is because he has no idea what you’re saying.
If you check out the coach’s video, you can see that a whole swarm of MGTOWers have descended upon the comments. Vention1MGTOW’s comments are actually some of the more polite from that bunch.
Vention1MGTOW – from his choice of snack (ramen noodles) to his, er, casual sense of interior decoration – seems like such a perfect embodiment of MGTOWer stereotypes that it’s hard to believe he’s for real. But he is. He’s got 82 videos up on his YouTube channel detailing his various obsessions: MGTOW, Bitcoins, hugelkultur gardening, doomsday prepping. Oh, and he’s got a Segway.
If the video above merely whetted your appetite for more of Vention1MGTOW’s trolling, here’s a video in which he successfully infiltrates the YouTube comments for an Enya video in order to inform the women there that they’re all going to get old and ugly and no one will want them.
I may have to come back to him again later. He’s a charmer.
Many thanks to the unknown hero on Reddit who brought this fellow to my attention.
Women are irrational and annoying. Iamtheone’s singleminded pursuit of sex and his deliberate manipulation of other people is the most rational and a very endearing trait. Also rational: the belief that lots of cishet sex with different partners is a great way to avoid producing children.
Fess up…you’re him, aren’t you.
Excuse me, you seem to have dropped your [/sarcasm] tag. Here you go. You’re welcome!
Village People in tabby
I call dibs on the sexy policeman’s hat, since one of my besties had one just like it in high school.
How can our lives be miserable if we’re enjoying our cats?
I do enjoy my cats. That why I have them. I watched one play fetch with the littlest kids today. She gets as excited for her catnip mouse as my lab does her tennis balls. Their combined antic were very entertaining.
That’s so much more than I can say for the trolls on this thread.
Today has been 10 out of 10 depressions and both kitties have, at different times, curled up beside me, grabbed my arm and purred. Much better than misogynistic asshats.
“Enjoy your cats” has to be the least effective putdown ever. What’s next, “I hope you have a lovely meal this evening”?
Oh, but women never have depressions! We have all that sexual power over penises. And no one expects anything of us. We’re just sponges for sploodge, is what we are… >eyeroll<
I did have a very lovely meal this evening, due to the fact that my pantry doesn’t consist entirely of Tang and #10 cans of Beef-a-Roni.
Please tell me about your lovely meal! I need a distraction before I go all verbal Hulksmash in the other thread.
As long as we’re agreed that no one can wear the war bonnet unless they’ve earned it.
Viscaria, I’m sorry about your depressions. Depression fucking sucks.
Great Ineffective Curses Of Our Times:
May those shoes you love be affordable and comfy.
May your picnic be cursed with beautiful weather and no insects.
(I’ll leave it to more inventive people now, but doesn’t it say it all that a troll’s curse boils down to wishing happiness on someone? They can’t even grasp the idea of people loving their pets.)
Everyone knows women only get cats when they can’t get men to marry them. It’s not like we actually enjoy their company!
Yeah, cats totally suck. Compared to dudes who only view women as interchangeable sets of body parts to be alternately hated, fucked and ignored, that is.
May your marriage be long and happy.
May you truly enjoy your job, which if you’re a woman you shouldn’t have anyway.
If you’re a man, I hope you enjoy cuddling your girlfriend!
(Remember when someone actually tried that one on pecunium? Good times.)
Dibs on the cowboy hat in our MBZ Army Village People.
Just came from a wedding, it was delightful.
Wow, another “have fun with your cats” troll. Honey, my cats are more fun than you’ll ever be.
I would much rather have a fuzzy cat sit on my lap purring than be stuck dealing with a smug, creepy dudebro who thinks that all women want to fuck him.
Do his children normally steal his money? I guess he should have brought them up better.
My cat is lounging behind my laptop and peeking at me. He’s a lot cuter than MGTOW trolls.
Cane toads are cuter than MGTOW trolls.
Cassandra – I was fervently hoping that that was just a rhetorical device, and that he’d not actually engendered anything with his Liquid F’ing Gold.
In the unlikely case that he has, anyone want to guess how well that’s turned out?
Unless the dust bunnies in his apartment are capable of bearing children the world has probably been spared that particular misfortune. Or at least I hope so, because no kid deserves that kind of parent.
Now there’s an image I didn’t need …