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Pickup artist: "If God ever created a better replacement for women, we'd exterminate them overnight."

The problem — well, one of the many problems — with a lot of so-called pickup artists is that they think with their dicks, and then use their relatively underpowered brains to rationalize their dickular preferences as The Way The World Should Be.

By contrast, the problems with Lance Christopher, a so-called pickup artist who hangs out in the comments section on Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog, really start when he stops thinking with his dick.

 Lance Christopher • 7 days ago  I've always come back to this stark reality about women after I cum, and think is my dick my friend or enemy? Literally I'd go through tedious hours of the most boring conversations about bullshit. The moment I'd tried to bring up something substantial, it would be the same vapid look of cluelessness. So as an insurance policy to get the pussy, you just play along. But my God, how we (intelligent men) debase ourselves for these people. I've even tried to talk with some women about their respective fields of work and for the life of me, I don't understand how these bitches get jobs. I tried to go into a detailed discussion with this blonde the other day about why the Ukraine and Crimea are Russian due to the history of the Kievan Rus' and the Tsardom etc etc... (because her field is "international relations"), she said with a serious so-called academic look that, "I really focus on gender studies in the Mideast, mostly in Pakistan." So I said, "let me guess, the right of women to go to school in Islamic societies, right?" And bingo!!! She has a "Master's Degree" for this. Needless to say I got her business card despite her having a boyfriend (sorry man lol). If God ever created a better replacement for women, we'd exterminate them overnight.  3 • Reply • Share ›

Some dudes roll over and fall asleep the moment after they come; Mr. Christopher contemplates genocide because women don’t want to hear him pontificate about Ukrainian history.

In case you’re wondering, no one else in the discussion suggests that Mr. Christopher’s opinion here might be a teensy bit extreme.

No, the commenters happily share terrible opinion after terrible opinion about the inferior creatures known as women.

 SpaghettiBoy • 7 days ago  Pretty much what this boils down to is that women do not and cannot rationalize, visualize, believe in, conceptualize and realize the following ideas:  1) Philosophy 2) Science 3) God 4) Higher existence  They are, however, exceptionally gifted at direction their total existence with unwavering dedication towards:  1) Me, me, me, me, me, me, memememememmeme 2) Dick  And men are dogs? Nigga, please.  11 • Reply • Share ›

Oh, it gets worse.

 Brigadon • 7 days ago  And that's why you cannot treat women as having agency. The biggest mistake the catholic church ever made was in deciding that women were actually human. Humans are intelligent creatures capable of influencing their environment, responding cognitively to change, communicating meaningfully, and making informed decisions. Women are capable of a stilted form of communication that cannot convey real meaning, only emotional states. They have no agency, cannot meaningfully influence their environment, and cannot react cognitively to change or override their instincts to make informed decisions.  The only way to 'fix' things is to understand they they are at best animals capable of performing some simple tasks, and understand simple directions. Stop treating them like they should have some say in their own destiny or our shared culture, since their very nature precludes this possibility.  Hell, the very structure and exercise of 'Game' only works by acknowledging the complete inability of women to exercise control over their animal nature. If they were thinking creatures, game would never work. It indisputably does, which is undeniable proof of female lack of sapience.  You can love them, but love doesn't work if it exists in denial of reality... you are only hurting them and yourself by assuming that your love can be returned.  5 • Reply • Share ›

Cleanup in the pompous misogyny aisle!

You’ll notice that all of these comments have upvotes, by the way.

There may be some even more terrible comments in that thread, but I gave up reading them after a few screens full of this sort of garbage.

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cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I believe that cloudiah has experience in this field, so hopefully she may be able to help you out when she sees this.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Wait, I’m confused, I though someone was looking to get into library science. Never mind, I’ll just go get some more coffee…

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

Sorry, cassandrakitty, that was me, and no longer.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Hey, it’s not your fault my brain has decided to take a vacation today,

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

See? I can’t even punctuate. That was almost MRA-worthy.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

As an undergrad religious studies major, I took a ton of biblical studies classes; most of my friends who I geek out about religion to see me as primarily a Bible person.

Which is proof that even a Bachelor’s degree can cover a wide range of subjects. I also did my undergrad in religious studies, but if OP or you or anyone else tried to talk my ear off about the Bible, I wouldn’t have much to say, because Christianity was never of much interest to me.

JM
JM
10 years ago

Wait, so his proof women are not intelligent is when she has a International Affairs degree, she doesn’t feel happy to listen to (what sounds like) a lecture on “Why Putin should get Crimea, because of history and stuff (And also because he’s such an Alpha, and Ukraine is such a BetA)”? That “International Relations” doesn’t mean that a person is an expert on every corner of the world, at all points through history? As someone who completed a religious studies degree with a much stronger perception of Western religions as a result, but a comparatively poor understanding of eastern religions, I am shocked!

Also, sometimes I think we need to set up an Alpha council, a super macho council of guys deemed Alpha by the pick up community (Though focusing on the ones who actually have ab rain, as they would be more willing to do as I’m suggesting), get together, and make a public statement saying:

“We, the Alpha men of the world, now officially declare that a guy can have a ton of sex with another guy , and not be gay, but instead still be an alpha king!”
Something definitive like that, I think, would really make these guys happier. They don’t like talking to women-fine, talk to men instead. They want to have an alternative to sex with women-sex with men! And hopefully they enjoy it so much that all that genocidal thinking can get blown out of them, or at least be delayed indefinitely (ie “I’ll start genocide as soon as I finish giving this one blow job…..or receiving the next one….”)

Because as it stands, their fear of being “gay” is the only thing stopping them from finding an appropriate partner (Or Partners? I’m not gonna judge!) for them.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: emilygoddess

Christianity was never of much interest to me.

What was your focus, if you don’t mind me asking?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

It’ll never work, unless you can guarantee a way for them fucking men to leave women feeling hurt and used.

(Let’s be honest, that’s the real point of all this shit.)

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: Cassandrakitty

Frankly, I think abstinence would be better than making the queer guys deal with them. Abstinence never caused an STD! And frankly, my end of the rainbow has enough misogyny all on its own (G0YS) without these guys joining in. If they can’t keep from acting like a douche to their partners, they shouldn’t be banging anybody.

But that of course is unthinkable.

cloudiah
10 years ago

I’d suggest calling their admissions office and seeing if they can put you in touch with one of the professors in the program. It worked really well for me as a humanities prospective grad student, and I bet it’d work for science as well.

That just might work! In my program, they had some really good orientation sessions for people considering the program; they were particularly useful for people who had been out of academia for a while, and needed some tips on how to make their applications stand out.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I don’t even want androids to have to deal with those creepers. Maybe a Real Doll, that’s as close to a human as they should be fucking.

weirwoodtreehugger
10 years ago

Look at this lovely reply I just got on that James Franco thread.

weirwoodtreehuggerUHector_St_Clare
Today 1:46pm

My entire point was that I have no desire to date teenagers. . As a 33 year old with no teenaged kids, I don’t need to know it. Because I’m not a perv hanging around the high school waiting for the boys to hit the age of consent.

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orlro
15 minutes ago

You’re a female, you are interested in older men. Jesus, try putting down the mirror once in a while

Isn’t it helpful and nice when internet strangers inform you of your sexual preferences? It seems like the entirety of Roosh’s forum is on Gawker today.

Mavadelo
10 years ago

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hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

Weirwoodtreehugger: That Saxgod dude in that thread made me want to take a long, hot shower complete with bleach. UGH.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I’m “a female”, and I’m not interested in men more than about 5 years older than me. Younger men, sure, but not teenagers, because really, if your self-esteem is so fragile that you need the inbuilt power differential that comes from a big age difference you should probably talk to a therapist about that rather than haunting the school playground like a PSA waiting to happen.

trans_commie
10 years ago

You’re a female

Stopped reading there.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Also! Just because you find someone attractive doesn’t mean you have to try to fuck them, or that you should. Part of being a grown-up is being responsible enough to know when something is unethical/a terrible idea/just not socially acceptable at all.

(There’s also the part where the social role of adults should be to protect children, not to exploit them, but that’s clearly multiple levels of ethical development above where the creeps in that thread are.)

zippydoo
zippydoo
10 years ago

I am sick to death of men like saxgod who act like their libido should have its own twitter account with updates every 15 minutes of offensive content that every woman needs to read, respect, and accommodate it because of some twisted idea of ‘normal’. It makes me wonder whether these men are capable of pooping in the toilet, or if they smear it in the faces of others and declare it the best-smelling shit in the world, because alpha and natural!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I call those unsolicited penis updates. Really, guys, nobody like unsolicited penis updates.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Certainly strangers don’t. The internet isn’t the place for them.

cloudiah
10 years ago

We should start a blog for them, called Updates from our Boners. Then they can just post there, and the rest of us can ignore them.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

It’s especially annoying when someone tells them to put a sock in it and they respond with outraged cries about how people are trying to tell them they can’t have a libido/sexual thoughts/a penis. No, dude, you can think whatever you like, it’s just that a. not everyone wants to hear about it and b. not all impulses should be acted on.

cloudiah
10 years ago

“Yes, dear, your penis is very important. Have you heard of this new forum where you can post regular status reports? http://updatesfromourboners.wordpress.com

constellarmaid
constellarmaid
10 years ago

@JM

ab rain

Not gonna lie, this typo made me laugh. [It’s Raining Men plays softly in the distance]

More to the point…even putting aside all the other gross shit, Spaghettiboy’s comment baffles me because I really do not see how you can maintain that women are incapable of believing in science or god. “Some women are religious” and “some women are scientists” is pretty kindergarten-level stuff.