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Pickup guru Roosh V: “I’m a clown.”

Just like Pagliacci did, I try to keep my sadness hid
Just like Pagliacci did, I try to keep my sadness hid

 

Oh, dear. Our old friend Roosh – the rapey, racist expat pickup guru – seems to be having some sort of existential crisis. In a new post titled “Men Are Nothing More Than Clowns To The Modern Woman,” – yes, really – he laments the sad fact that women are no longer forced to rely on men.

There is definitely not a single woman alive in the Western world who needs a man. While in the past a woman had to put forth effort to obtain a husband who would help her survive, today she is protected by a welfare state that ensures she will never go hungry or spend one night on the street.

The HORROR!

Well, Roosh can rest easy, because, at least in the United States, his nightmare of women not going hungry or being forced to sleep on the streets is just that, a bad dream. Presumably he will be pleased to learn that lots of women (and children) go hungry. Lots of women (and children) are homeless.

Even a child she has out of wedlock from a drunken night out will not have to suffer from her mistake, and that’s in spite of the fact that many nations already provide her with free contraception to compensate for her lack of judgement in selecting worthy mates.

A tad ironic coming from a dude who constantly brags about “raw dogging” it – that is, having sex without a condom – with drunk women he’s just met.

Anything required for a woman’s survival or pleasure can be easily achieved without her having to put forth commitment, sacrifice, or labor. She can shave her head, gain 50 pounds, and disfigure herself with tattoos yet still have many suitors to—at the minimum—have sex on demand.

Such a terrible injustice, that women Roosh finds unattractive are actually able to have sex.

Her food and shelter will be provided by a state which has embarked on an extraordinary effort to compete with men for her devotion and loyalty.

Again, in the US, not really.

So instead of looking for women who say that they “need a man,” Roosh has begun to focus on women who say that they “want a man.” Unfortunately, when he’s asked women if they want a man, “[o]nly in a few instances did a woman outright say yes, and these usually happened in Ukraine.”

Huh. Not sure that’s a real scientific poll there kiddo, as I imagine that very few women are going to answer “yes” to that question when it’s asked of them by this guy:

Do you want a man? Do you?
Do you want a man? Do you?

Anyhoo, so all this has given poor old Roosh a sad. Because women who don’t need men, who actually have options in their lives, are less interested in jumping into traditional long-term relationships than those with few options in life other than hooking themselves to a male provider.

And so, Roosh has sadly concluded, the typical young women of today

will treat you as a distraction to her more important job, girls’ nights out, and social networking validation happy time. Men have become an utterly replaceable and expendable commodity in a girl’s life. Her interest in a man is not unlike her interest in a new television show or Apple product … .

Huh. Or perhaps this is because you’re dating women at least a decade younger than you, in their early 20s, and this is how people in their early 20s often approach dating?

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t see a man who has improved himself over the years to be the best that his genes allow—I see a glittery skirt that a girl encounters in the mall.

You see a what now?

Is the skirt too expensive or is it on sale? Is there only one left of her size or is the rack full of them? Does she already have something similar or is it totally novel? Does her friends think it’s cute or just alright? After trying it on, does it flatter her body or make her look fat?

Dude, this metaphor really isn’t working for you.

We are like glittery pieces of fashion to women—items that she truly doesn’t need. Not only has she already collected so many of them, but she can easily obtain more within walking distance from where she lives. She can even browse online from home while in her pajamas through a nearly unlimited selection.

Oh no! WOMEN HAVE CHOICES!

We are not men in the traditional sense—we are clowns.

Well, some men are.

With our tight game we have to be entertainers who create drama and excitement in a girl’s life, just long enough so that she spreads her legs and makes sexy noises, and even though she did commit such an intimate act with us, she will soon lose interest or simply get bored, and then move on to the next shiny cock that catches her eye.

Gosh, who would imagine that the women you have one-night-stands with after meeting them in a bar would treat you like a one-night-stand?

Also, if your penis is actually shiny, you might want to check with your doctor about that.

The other side of this coin is that we no longer need women. We don’t need them to maintain our home or cook good meals for us. We don’t need them in an age where having children is no longer important or valued.

That is true. Men are not incapable of cooking. I can even manage a grilled cheese sandwich once in a while. And, no, you’re not obligated to have kids. Heck, as a man you can get away with not having kids and not even have to take a lot of shit about it.

Whatever natural connection that once existed between the sexes has now been severed. Neither sex needs each other so we dedicate ourselves to corporations, entertainment, and base pleasures instead, and this is a great tragedy that most people believe is a sign of progress, a cause for celebration.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I think Roosh think’s he’s had some sort of profound insight here. All because the 22-year-old women he spends his life pursuing don’t seem interested in properly genuflecting to him as a real man.

For the next girl I meet, I’m not going to ask her if she needs a man, because I know she doesn’t. Instead I will simply ask her if she wants a man, and if the answer leans yes, I will perform like the good clown I am so that she is entertained enough to have sex with me. Either she or I will eventually get bored and the relationship will end. Then I will simply repeat my performance on a someone new, because I’m a skilled clown, and that’s exactly what women today want.

You do that, Roosh, honey. Just try to make sure she’s actually sober enough to consent to your “performance” first. I know you have a little trouble with that.

Here’s a little video for Roosh to watch the next time he’s feeling down.

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bekabot
6 years ago

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t see a man who has improved himself over the years to be the best that his genes allow—I see a glittery skirt that a girl encounters in the mall.

The glittery part about Roosh is his eyes. If Roosh were a black velvet oil painting, his eyes would indeed follow you around the room. There’s meat for an extended stemwinder of a metaphor in there (“meat, meet, encounter, counter, jeans, genes, skirt, skirting, velvet, threadbare, shreds, patches, et al.”) but I’ve got a bad cold and I can’t do it justice.

leftwingfox
6 years ago

Judy Collins and Muppets!

Lili Fugit
Lili Fugit
6 years ago

I’m at a loss. You want to fuck around with women with zero commitment, you find that many women want to fuck around with zero commitment, and then instead of dancing a jig and yelling Hallelujah, you bitch?

About being, suddenly, a shiny skirt? As IF!

That entire thing was a fucking non sequitor. WHAT IS HE COMPLAINING ABOUT? WHAT DO MEN WANT? OMFG, guys are SO emotional and complicated!

trans_commie
6 years ago

Off topic, but holy shit this is probably the most ridiculous Tumblr egalitarian poster I have ever seen. I don’t even know where to begin.

hellkell
hellkell
6 years ago

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t see a man who has improved himself over the years to be the best that his genes allow

I don’t see that either, Roosh. I see a dude who really needs to be hosed down.

hellkell
hellkell
6 years ago

Ally: that poster makes no sense. It’s straight from the Department of Assfax, gobbledegook section.

kittehserf
6 years ago

The glittery part about Roosh is his eyes. If Roosh were a black velvet oil painting, his eyes would indeed follow you around the room.

Roosh as a blacklight poster … I can see it all too easily.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Ally, they make the worst posters. That one is just … I’m trying to imagine showing that to someone who isn’t already part of their circlejerk and picturing their confusion about what they should be taking away from the viewing.

cloudiah
6 years ago

I mean, first that isn’t a fair statement of the claim. Next, the graphic is entirely made up. Finally, the text contains nothing even approaching a cogent argument.

Are we sure this wasn’t made by manboobzers to make fun of their terrible communication skills? XD

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

I keep expecting to see one of the posters that someone here made turn up on an MRA site because someone there thought it was serious and would help the cause.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Oh god, the shiny cock thing just reminds me that my husband has said more than once that he wishes he could vajazzle his junk. Basically, he aspires to be this guy.

today she is protected by a welfare state that ensures she will never go hungry or spend one night on the street.

Why is it so horrible that a country would insure its populace’s basic well-being? Seriously. I don’t want ANYONE to ever have to go hungry or spend a night on the street.

I swear, it’s like saying, “Today you’re protected by parents that will ensure nobody ever beats you in the street! And that’s TERRIBLE!”

Even a child she has out of wedlock from a drunken night out will not have to suffer from her mistake,

WHY IS THIS BAD. Seriously, they’re CHILDREN. Why should we punish children for being born?

RE: J.J

DISCO PENIS.

Don’t you mean… disco BALLS? *is shot*

RE: Robert

I almost found myself feeling sorry for the blood blister.

I don’t. I’d be more sorry for his aching head if he’d stop slamming it against a wall.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Yeah, we all get that he hates women, but what does he have against the kids? It’s not their fault if their mother is whatever he thinks a woman shouldn’t be.

cloudiah
6 years ago

I keep expecting to see one of the posters that someone here made turn up on an MRA site because someone there thought it was serious and would help the cause.

THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING AWESOME. (Maybe I should make a fake MRA tumblr.)

wooster87
6 years ago

Reblogged this on woosterlang87.

trans_commie
6 years ago

Are we sure this wasn’t made by manboobzers to make fun of their terrible communication skills? XD

I’m afraid not, cloudiah. It’s from one of the most obnoxious egalitarians on Tumblr: siryouarebeingmocked (SYABM).

His argument is really easy to blow out of the water: a very plausible explanation for the phenomenon he presents is that male rape victims are erased more than female victims because men are expected to be above femininity, and rape is considered to be by nature an act that men use to subjugate women. Women are also derided for being feminine due to femininity being coded as inferior, but it’s at least expected for women to be inferior. Men are not expected to be inferior and so they face more scorn and mockery when they are raped.

Then again, SYABM is the same man who thinks that being coveted as an object is exactly like being respected as an autonomous human being.

kittehserf
6 years ago

I’m getting “only male rape victims matter, because MAN” from that poster.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Is caring about all rape victims regardless of their sex not an option for some reason?

cloudiah
6 years ago

“only male rape victims men matter, because MAN”

FTFY, as the kids say

cloudiah
6 years ago

Bite your tongue, Cassandra. Empathy is a zero sum game.

trans_commie
6 years ago

[Content note: rape]

And even on its own the argument makes no sense. Male rape victims who are derided for being feminine are perceived as possessing feminine/inferior traits, not because they already have feminine traits and then happen to be raped. He has it all backwards because there is only evidence that men are seen as being feminized by rape and consequently mocked and scorned. In other words, feminists claim that male victims are shamed for being feminized by rape, not that male victims who have feminine traits are shamed for being feminine.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Now you’re expecting him to understand feminist arguments. I get the feeling that he doesn’t really do nuance.

trans_commie
6 years ago

Humanity is more likely to colonize the moon than anti-feminist egalitarians are likely to understand feminists and womanists in their lifetime.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Ally, I don’t think they know womanists exists. They think all feminists are wealthy and white.

For that matter, I’m not sure they know that the moon exists.

cloudiah
6 years ago

“womanists exist.”

Sigh. Damn Roosh, invading my brain and hurting my grammar.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I have a shiny cock story! I was at a bar that was doing karaoke. Late at night as it was winding down and they weren’t taking more requests, a bachelorette party came in. They were drunk and trying to get people to give up their places to them. One of them offered up her fake gold covered fake penis in exchange for a spot. Except, under the dim lights it looked greenish. I said that penis had gangrene and declared it was a gangrenis.

Maybe it’s only funny if you were there, but I think gangrenis is actually a pretty fitting nickname for Roosh the douche.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

It’s the creepy stare, activates the “is something about to try to kill me and eat me?” instincts.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

What delusional dreamworld do MRAs live in that they think female rape victims are taken seriously instead of being blamed and shamed? It seems to me that victims of any gender are treated pretty shittily.

trans_commie
6 years ago

Ally, I don’t think they know womanists exists. They think all feminists are wealthy and white.

For that matter, I’m not sure they know that the moon exists.

Last time I met my sister’s BF, who is an anti-feminist egalitarian (I know, right?), he was taken aback when I told him I identify as a womanist rather than a feminist. Granted, the invisibility of womanism is partially feminism’s fault due to it being historically a white women’s movement. But precisely because of that fact, anti-feminists prove themselves to be just as ignorant as many white feminists. I tried pointing this out last time I argued with MRAs on r/MensRights with my original account, and I’m pretty sure it got banned for that reason.

trans_commie
6 years ago

Oh, and it doesn’t fucking help that MRAs often befriend neo-Nazis and other white supremacists. White men don’t benefit from womanism, so clearly womanism deserves to be marginalized or ignored.

Tracy
Tracy
6 years ago

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t see a man who has improved himself over the years to be the best that his genes allow—I see a glittery skirt that a girl encounters in the mall.

::dies from laughter::

Is it wrong that I find Roosh fascinating? Like train-wreck fascinating?

trans_commie
6 years ago

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don’t see a man who has improved himself over the years to be the best that his genes allow—I see a glittery skirt that a girl encounters in the mall.

I find it amusing that this thing that Roosh laments to see in the mirror is something that I desperately wish I could see in the mirror. I guess I really am one of those “failed men.”

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: cassandrakitty

what does he have against the kids?

They can’t give him money or sex, I guess. I don’t know, I don’t live with that guy in my head.

cloudiah
6 years ago

Ally, you aren’t a failure at anything. Hugs.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
6 years ago

Aw, look. Cirque du No Lay is in town.

and this is a great tragedy that most people see as a sign of progress, a cause for celebration.

How can all of you be so heartless as to treat your partners with respect, compassion, and empathy? You’re callously turning your back on centuries of mutual antipathy!

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE SUFFERING?

contrapangloss
6 years ago

@leftwingfox!

I like your version better. Dancing clowns in the background make weird metered sad songs seem way more entertaining.

🙂

trans_commie
6 years ago

@cloudiah

*hugs back*

I was just engaging in a bit of self-depreciative humor, although it’s not too far off from how I think about myself. That’s what MRAs tend to call me and other trans women: “failed men”. We are “men” who failed to perform masculinity right. Internalized misandry haunts our lives. If only I could suddenly feel better about myself by completely erasing my own identity in order to conform to a toxic masculine ideal!

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Seriously, Roosh makes me feel better about myself as a human being. Because whatever problems I have, whatever failures of my character, at least I’m not HIM.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Hey, at least he’s performing a public service then, even if it is accidental.

Adam
Adam
6 years ago

Every time I read anything Roosh says or does, I’m always struck with shame that me and this sociopathic piss stain are actually the same species.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

I’m embarrassed to share a freakin’ PLANET with the guy.

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Binjabreel:

What a sad goddamned life. How pathetic do you have to be to have the idea that someone might actually want you for your company and the happiness you bring into their life be so utterly incomprehensible? Has this guy ever had an actual relationship? Shit, has he ever even had sex (I typed “had sad”, lol) with the same woman more than once?

I had the same thought, reading this. He sounds…sad. You could almost feel sorry for him. Almost. Because he created his current himself by being a manipulative, callous, misogynist asshole.

And that is a terrifying picture of Roosh.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Has Roosh ever betrayed a happy passion about ANYTHING? Like, I know he does his books, but he doesn’t seem to really care much about them. He has his whole game lifestyle, but that doesn’t seem to be giving him much pleasure. Hell, he doesn’t even seem to like his own commentariat much.

Maybe there’s some secret hobby he has that he doesn’t tell anyone about, making model airplanes or some shit, but from what little I’ve seen of him… yeah, he doesn’t seem to be particularly happy. Sometimes, he seems to be in some kind of existential hell.

I have never cared to have role models; instead, I’ve always chosen anti-role models. I think Roosh is a very good anti-role model.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I think hateful are to be pitied. Nobody who is happy and comfortable with themselves need to be an asshole. Of course, that doesn’t excuse anyone from being hateful. Lots of people are unhappy and don’t choose to deal with it that way. Still, being trapped inside the mind of a bigot doesn’t sound very pleasant.

samantha
samantha
6 years ago

There is definitely not a single woman alive in the Western world who needs a man

Hmm…Now, what, I wonder, does he mean by “need?” I needed a man – my husband – to help me create the family I wanted. However, I certainly do not need him to validate me, protect me, define me or own me. Perhaps Clown-Boy should re-examine the usefulness of his definitions.

a husband who would help her survive

I eat, breathe and do what I need to survive on my own, thenkyouveddymuch.

The other side of this coin is that we no longer need women. We don’t need them to maintain our home or cook good meals for us. We don’t need them in an age where having children is no longer important or valued.

Whew! Well, that IS a relief! You finally learned how to scrub out your own toilet, did you? Good for you! Oh, and having children is very much valued and important – to many of us. It is just that we no longer feel we have to live on our knees for you in order to do that. Sperm banks are one nice option, although most of us still prefer the old fashioned way…just not with pieces of glittery and abusive cloth like you.

Whatever natural connection that once existed between the sexes has now been severed.

Natural connection? Listen, bucko, your idea of a natural connection involves women worshiping men, obeying men, living our lives through men and generally agreeing with you that we do not really exist in any meaningful and independent way. There is nothing natural about that because, if there were, women would not be fighting so hard to get out of the hell you would sentence us to. Get used to it, you pathetic little wanker.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

He may be the only person who I’ve ever seen complain about their inability to form a codependent relationship.

ignotussomnium
ignotussomnium
6 years ago

He literally just said that he wants children to suffer because their mother made a mistake one time. It’s nothing we didn’t know already, but it’s a fuck of a thing to see it blatantly written out like that.

RandomPoster
RandomPoster
6 years ago

“He may be the only person who I’ve ever seen complain about their inability to form a codependent relationship.”

To quote: “Teamwork, partnership, collaboration: These are the crucial elements of a successful marriage, relationship counselors say. Matrimony means blending two lives — two spouses with individual desires, wills and preferences — into one”

http://www.theledger.com/article/20121006/NEWS/121009538

No wonder why heterosexual (non-open)marriage is apparently dying in the West today.

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@Shaihalood

A few days ago one of the regular whacko’s to furnish ROK, known as Lance Christopher and who is half black, but seems to worship strong white males and civilization erected through might said this.(It’s part of a larger statement which you can see at the link)

“If God ever created a better replacement for women, we’d exterminate them overnight.”

You know Roosh is a nutjob, but the guys commenting on that site are truly insane.

http://www.returnofkings.com/31843/women-do-not-understand-themselves

You might want to leave and try that entrance again ‘cos coming in with a whole heap of ableism and suggesting we give Doosh clicks is not going to win you any friends here.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Eh, marriage is doing fine. The fact that people who don’t want to be married no longer have to be is not a societal disaster.

dariancase
6 years ago

Reblogged this on dariancase and commented:
Great blog from manboobz, Roosh V, “I am a clown”.