Today, some cutting edge POLITICAL SCIENCE from the fellows over at Roosh Valizadeh’s Return of Kings blog. Specifically, one fellow named Samson Lamont who offers up some warnings about a dire threat to western civilization that most people have probably forgotten about: COMMUNISM.
Yes, it seems that the wily Communists are still trying to take over the United States. Only this time they’re not threatening us with missiles and stealing our atomic secrets and recruiting our young people into Maoist sects. (Well, a few of them are doing the latter.) Nope, they’re trying to sneak it past us in the form of FEMINISM. Let’s let Mr. Lamont explain:
It is a mistake to look at dealing with the effects of feminism as just putting up with spoiled, entitled bitches and learning how to deal with their endless shit tests so you can get in their pants. It is not some phase or fad that will eventually fade away. You must recognize feminism for what it truly is: one of the arms of Communism, with its goals being to break up the nuclear family, effectively weaken the country from within, and to eradicate any form of masculinity or aggression, thereby reducing the number of people who can engage in dissent.
But golly, you may say, I know a bunch of feminists, and I’m pretty sure none of them are – what did you call them? – Communists. But that’s where you’re wrong!
Now some of the younger readers might not be too familiar with the term Communism. That’s because you know it as Socialism, Progressivism, Liberalism, or Social Democracy. Same shit, different bull. I don’t use any of these synonyms because, just as we should engage in fat-shaming and slut-shaming, we should engage in Commie-shaming.
One of the Left’s favorite tricks is rebranding. Communism is still a bad word here in America, especially with the Baby Boomers that grew up during McCarthyism and the Red Scare in the 50’s and 60’s. So the Left refers to them only as “socialists” or “progressives” now, to disguise their true intentions.
Ah! Just like some guys refer to themselves as “pickup artists” rather than “date rapists.”
Anyhoo, so all this Communo-Feminism has pretty much destroyed everything good about the good old U.S. Of A.
[I]n a span of less than 50 years, creeping Communism has eroded all the hard work and sacrifice of our ancestors. … Our populace is lazy, spoiled, arrogant, and fat, while we build nothing of value here anymore.
We all know what happened to our women. Thanks to feminism, the nuclear family is gone and homosexual perversion is not only deemed normal, but is now openly promoted, accepted, and forced on us. Honor and integrity are now quaint remnants of a bygone era, existing only in small pockets of civilization. Workers are basically drones or expendable cannon fodder, known more by their number designations than by their names. If you are a man, the validity of your rights is determined by man-hating feminists and homosexuals and you are now guilty until proven innocent. Long story short, we are inexorably headed towards … hell … .
The only solution? Stop talking about equality and accept that attractive rich people are simply better than you.
This may be hard to swallow for some, but there is no such thing as equality. Life isn’t fair. Deal with it. Strong/weak, beautiful/ugly, tall/short, smart/dumb, rich/poor—some people are just simply better than others. …
Equality must be earned, and cannot be given.
Wait, what? I think I’m going to stick with the Communo-Feminists and the Homosexual perverts, thank you very much.
NOTE: I don’t like giving Return of Kings traffic, but I feel obligated to link to my sources, so I’ve hidden the link somewhere in the text above, if you feel the need to investigate further.
Ew, that article about Hugo. It’s a tricky situation, because I want people to know what he did so that maybe it’ll be harder for the next abusive dude to work his way into feminist circles, but otoh writing about him is just fuelling his narcissism.
How the hell does one go about catching the Homosexual Perversion? Because I have all kinds of LGBT friends, but I have yet to turn into one myself.
Tell ’em to try harder, Bina!
LBT – that Something Terrible is amazing, and so moving. I love the panel where he goes into the TARDIS and sees them all – and the all-important revelation that there really isn’t a correlation between being abused and becoming an abuser. I hadn’t known that, either, though I’ve always side-eyed that claim when it’s used as an excuse.
J.J – that Dr Nerdlove piece was excellent. It even took till page 2 of the comments before I started seeing real chuckfucks cropping up!
Yeah, my city is about as LGBTQ friendly as anywhere gets so I grew up with TEH HOMOSHECKHULS and somehow they never converted me and I ended up straight. I must have a strong invisible perversion repelling wall around me.
I read that as homoshackles and thought, wow, TEH PERVERSION!
RE: J.J
I could probably use a self help book that was helpful. And doesn’t talk about Jesus. People keep telling me that Jesus makes everything better.
Was there a specific topic you wanted? I have ones on recovering from sexual trauma, toxic family relationships, mindfulness, and DBT (which involves mindfulness, emotional regulation, distress tolerance, interpersonal effectiveness and some other thing), and so on.
RE: Cassandrakitty
otoh writing about him is just fuelling his narcissism.
The way I figure, warning possible future victims trumps his ego. Because let’s face it, he’ll find SOME WAY to make it about him.
RE: Kittehs
I love the panel where he goes into the TARDIS and sees them all – and the all-important revelation that there really isn’t a correlation between being abused and becoming an abuser.
I’ve read in other places that there is a slightly increased chance you’ll abuse someone if you’re a survivor yourself, and I actually got into a pretty heated argument elsewhere on the Internet over it. This comic definitely helps me feel a little better about it — especially since sexual abuse of men is very rarely talked about.
And completely off-topic, I am ready to fucking burn the healthcare system to the fucking ground. First they screw me around with my disability benefits, now they’ve lost ALL MY FUCKING HEALTHCARE DOCUMENTS. And the system is so broken I can’t upload them again, because I just keep getting error fucking messages.
ALL I WANT IS BASIC FUCKING HEALTHCARE. GIVE ME WHAT YOU OWE ME YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.
kittehs – That sounds… kinky, actually. >_>
“How the hell does one go about catching the Homosexual Perversion? Because I have all kinds of LGBT friends, but I have yet to turn into one myself.”
That’s classified information, Bina. You are not cleared to receive information on the homosexual agenda.
Wait! False alarm! The Medicaid application site and the sorting site are completely different, so I was on the wrong one all the time. I’ll have proper health insurance next week.
Sorry about the freak-out, everyone. For a moment there, I was panicking and thinking I was hosed. BUT EVERYTHING’S OKAY. 😀
Huzzah LBT! 😀
Woo for health insurance!
Yay for LBT not being hosed!
LBT, yay!
Heheh – like a moment in New Tricks last night. Superintendant Pullman was arresting a creeptastic bloke in his bedroom and held up two sets of handcuffs – “Yours or mine?”
kittehs – LOL
Pullman gets all the best lines in that show. Like the time Standing was waxing sentimental about his third-grade teacher and said he always liked older women, and Pullman answered “Now there aren’t any.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s my reaction every time I hear it! 😀
Come to think of it – there’s an episode where they deal with an MRA type (he calls Standing a mangina) and I’m just wondering if he’s based on Warren Farrell. He even looks a bit like him.
*is just embarrassed from twigging over nothing*
LBT: I don’t think you have anything to be embarrassed about. Healthcare is a necessity, health insurers are evil and/or incompetent (for the most part, it seems), and the whole system is bogged down in red tape. It’s just frustrating and confusing to navigate, period, and the thought of them losing all the paperwork is enough to make anyone angry.
The good thing is, you’re getting insurance. Hooray!
LBT:
Please don’t appologise. It happens to us all when scary stuff gets really close to home.
Thank you for the comic. It was clever, helpful and interesting. I don’t believe for a moment that people who were abused become abusers. My evidence is anecdotal but I know far too many kind, awesome abuse survivors to believe that.
“Equality must be earned, and cannot be given”
Now wait. How are you supposed to earn something that doesn’t exist?
Am I the only one reading “Return of Kings: “You must…” in the sidebar as the opening lines of As Time Goes By?
Such authoritarian. So power. Much libertarian. Wow