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I hate doing dishes too.
I hate doing dishes too.

I am still sick as a dog –more specifically, as a sick dog — so I thought I’d share the misery with you all by sharing this, what is possibly the most depressing ad for paper cups ever devised. Who knew that the solution to “the problem that has no name” was Dixie cups?

Mr. Show offered an updated take on this ad technique with their classic Mayostard/Mustardayonnaise ad parodies:

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Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

I don’t like mayo, because the texture reminds me of GROSSNESS WARNING AVERT YOUR EYES: pus. However, I love, love, love custard, which is even more like it. I don’t get it either.

(I’ve actually reported one particular company to one of the job boards multiple times for breaking this rule via creatively worded job postings.)

I was looking at a job posting board the other day, and one company had two positions posted: one for a Journeyman [Trade] for $44 per hour, and another for Unticketed Journeyman [Trade] for $33 per hour.

It’s actually illegal to work as an unticketed (aka unlicensed, unregistered) tradesperson here. Somebody’s going to get spanked for that, and unfortunately, it’ll almost certainly be the lowest-paid schmoe in that chain of command, who was just doing what they were told.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: trans commie

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to get those bacon ice cream shakes from Denny’s.

The very thought makes me feel ill. (Sweets are hard. Bacon is hard. Ergo, putting the two together is DEATH.)

RE: wordsp1nner

I was always more of a sausage person myself.

OHOHO! *rimshot*

RE: titianblue’s quoting of the asshole

I’m training to be a barrister, you’re ignoring me for a barista.

Aw, poor baby hates the thought that the “lesser” people might be more attractive.

RE: AK

porn is a Jewish plot to destroy Christianity

…wooooooow. That’s ALMOST as doofy as the “sodomy killed the dinosaurs” bullshit I read yesterday! And the “buttsex killed the Romans” I read before that…

RE: katz

Last night I was just reading advice for the long-term unemployed that they should find unpaid work in their field to keep from having gaps in their resume.

Not gonna lie, part of why I do art and writing so incessantly was because I was terribly frightened of the idea of having gaps in my resume due to being disabled. It’s like, I have enough barriers between me and the normal workforce, MUST NOT ADD MORE.

Also, hey, might be different for chemists, but folks are also trying to hire someone they can actually work with without murdering them. I would see someone who takes care of animals and volunteers as a plus! (Note that I’ve mostly worked shitty customer service jobs, though.)

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

So you don’t like misogyny, that’s cool. What is your opinion on gay men? Just wondering.

maggiesausage
maggiesausage
10 years ago

Even grosser than mayonnaise is the wonderful Kiwi invention, sweetened condensed milk salad dressing. I used to get so offended at my mother making it because it was a waste of delicious condensed milk.

I like aioli, though, probably because garlic makes nearly everything better.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Most customer service jobs are shitty. It’s because you’re providing service to customers, and they’re all assholes. Not all at the same time, but sooner or later, if you’re a customer, you’re going to be an asshole to the person trying to help you. We all do it. I feel shame afterward, but I can’t seem to stop myself in the moment.

kittehserf
10 years ago

porn is a Jewish plot to destroy Christianity

…wooooooow. That’s ALMOST as doofy as the “sodomy killed the dinosaurs” bullshit I read yesterday! And the “buttsex killed the Romans” I read before that…

I knew it! I knew it! The dreaded word g0ys really does mean what it looks like!

I’m training to be a barrister, you’re ignoring me for a barista.

Aw, poor baby hates the thought that the “lesser” people might be more attractive.

Not even that, as I read it – she was trying to buy a coffee in his coolstorybro tale.

Note to dud(e)s: we aren’t out in public pretending to do stuff while we wait for you to decide we’re good boner material. We have actual lives, something you apparently don’t.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Nested blockquote win! Take that, blockquote monster!

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

I feel shame afterward, but I can’t seem to stop myself in the moment.

Preach. I really try not to be an ass to a customer service person, and they have to be pretty egregious for me to get pissy, but it’s happened. I know it’s a person who’s not properly trained and doesn’t get paid enough to really care.

I even see the lack of training where I work, and there’s nothing better than someone yelling at me because our customer service blows goats. I can listen to them and apologize, but that’s about it. It drives me nuts that companies don’t put more into training.

katz
10 years ago

I don’t speak for anyone else, but my mental image of a barista is a lot cuter than my mental image of a barrister.

kittehserf
10 years ago

I don’t speak for anyone else, but my mental image of a barista is a lot cuter than my mental image of a barrister.

Definitely.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

He went from zero to c*nt in six seconds, didn’t he?

Wait, why are you using the “c” word?

I try not to debate on [Tumblr] because of how dumb they can be.

This is good advice. The last time I tried to debate a Tumblr MRA, she kept insisting that there was no misogyny on AVfM, and all the direct quotes from Paul Elam I showed her were somehow actually said by feminists. That’s when I decided we were obviously inhabiting such different realities that further conversation was pointless.

Of course, you occasionally meet them IRL, too. I once had a clinic protester tell me that the pregnancy rate was higher for women on birth control because they’re having more sex. Definitely not a member of the reality-based community.

What is your opinion on gay men? Just wondering.

Lurk Moar. (/oldmeme)

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

I don’t speak for anyone else, but my mental image of a barista is a lot cuter than my mental image of a barrister.

And less likely to be an entitled ass.

I can’t tell if Alex is trolling… aren’t most feminists/liberals cool with gay men?

I mean, he might be a gay man who’s wondering if he’s welcome in this space, which is fair given that there are feminist blogs that prefer to be women (or non-men) only. But if he’s taken the two seconds required to read the sidebar, he must know the blogger’s a man, so…

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: Alex

So you don’t like misogyny, that’s cool. What is your opinion on gay men? Just wondering.

I’m a gay man. What is it you want to know?

RE: Kittehs

I knew it! I knew it! The dreaded word g0ys really does mean what it looks like!

You know, I was trying so hard not to make that joke…

RE: tumblr fights

Oh man, I don’t dare get involved, because tumblr is such an awful platform to have a conversation on! You can never find anything again, you have to reblog the WHOLE FUCKING CONVERSATION, and one blip and you can miss a response and keep fighting old data. Why so many people use it for just that, I have no idea.

katz
10 years ago

Alex, in case you are a gay man/ally who is honestly wondering whether zie would be welcome here, yes, you most certainly are.

But that’s a kinda odd question.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Alex:

If you’re not trolling, straight answer: there are plenty of men on this site, and several of them are gay.

If you are trolling, what on earth are you talking about?

katz
10 years ago

I have love/hate relationship with gay men. They have great Attack and Defense stats, but their Speed is pretty bad. When I have one on my team I send him out first to do a good amount of damage, but usually they don’t last till the end of the battle :/

No, no, the trick is you have to pair them up with a dedicated caster who can keep them buffed and healed. Then they’re amazing.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: katz

No, no, the trick is you have to pair them up with a dedicated caster who can keep them buffed and healed. Then they’re amazing.

I must concur. It’s how my system runs! 😀 (No, seriously, I’m the system tank, and hubby and younger sibling run buffs and heals for me.)

And if Alex turns out to be asking because he thinks feminists thinks being attracted to men is misogyny, I am going to be mighty disappointed.

kittehserf
10 years ago

I knew it! I knew it! The dreaded word g0ys really does mean what it looks like!

You know, I was trying so hard not to make that joke…

See, I did it to spare you, ‘cos I CARE. 😉

That, or I can’t resist temptation.

trans_commie
10 years ago

Alex, assuming your question is sincere, you are only unwelcome here if you’re a bigoted (AKA sexist, racist, ableist, heterosexist, cissexist, etc.) jerk who makes highly inappropriate comments like death/rape threats and deliberately tries to trigger people or make them feel unsafe. That’s it. Being a gay man won’t get you banned or ostracized here.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

I even see the lack of training where I work, and there’s nothing better than someone yelling at me because our customer service blows goats. I can listen to them and apologize, but that’s about it. It drives me nuts that companies don’t put more into training.

Where I work, it’s more that management implements decisions in such a secretive and ass-backward manner that the front-line staff can’t answer questions, so they piss off the customers, who complain to management, who shit on the front-line staff for having poor customer service skills. I mean, training on customer service is good and helpful. But when your management doesn’t give a shit about their customer base, no amount of excellent customer service skills (by non-management people) is going to fix that.

We actually had a program cancelled, and I was instructed NOT to inform the enrolees until I saw the press release. There was no press release. The program disappeared from our website without a trace. I had to beg for permission to let these people know that they would not be getting their product, and I was very sorry, and would be happy to refund their money, but no, there was no replacement product, and I was very sorry. And now I’m getting all pissed off again, and should probably shine my resume up some more.

once had a clinic protester tell me that the pregnancy rate was higher for women on birth control because they’re having more sex.

O_O *shakes head* o_O Nope. Does not compute.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

If you’re not trolling, straight answer

And if you would prefer a queer answer, we have those, too 😉

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Eeee, cute little googly-eyed emoticon! What else can I make?

o_O O_o 🙂 😀 🙁 >:/ :p

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Okay, well. That answers that.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Use a capital O, not a zero

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Also, probably an underline and not a period.

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