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Today’s completely true totally not-made-up story of Feminazi misandering from the Men’s Rights subreddit

Totally real high school teacher
Totally real high school teacher

Ok, folks, brace yourself, because this story of anti-male oppression is tough to read. Not because it’s badly written and completely implausible — no, no, not that — but because it reveals the evil workings of the feminazi oppressors at their most vicious: when they are targeting high school juniors for no other reason than because they are walking down the hallway too close to FEMALES involved in the annual Eating of the Fetuses Women’s Mentor Day, during which the school’s FEMALES are given inspiring talks and free lunch and gift certificates for, I dunno, let’s just assume they’re for some of those “Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them” t-shirts.

Anyway, so it’s Women’s Mentor Day, and young Zorfsic is going about his business:

I was walking to my 4th hour class that just so happen to stray near the Women’s Mentor Meeting. Thinking to myself “That time of the mont… I mean year, again!”. When all of a sudden a woman who does not work at the school grabs me by the arm and throws me onto the stairs as if she wanted me to sit. “What are you doing here! This is for females only! That mean girls, if you aren’t smart enough to catch on!”. My friend and my girlfriend came to me and as he planned it for year my buddy yells “Back off! This young man has nothing to do with you Feminist Nazi camp! He was just walk to his class!”. She grabbed him and took him to the office. My girlfriend was trying to help me up but another woman told her to stop and said “Let him do it. He doesn’t deserve your help.” and at that moment the schools security came to take me to the office. After explaining what happened me and my friend got suspended for trying to “stop a school planned event” that we tried to stay away from.

I cannot believe how completely true this story is. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything more true than this. It’s true SO HARD I had to put the especially true parts in bold. Apparently a good number of Men’s Rights Redditors agreed, as the post got more than a dozen upvotes, and poor misandried Zorfsic got mostly supportive comments from the crowd.

Granted, one dude — who was quick to point out that he totally thought the story was true — did suggest that Zorfsic might possibly consider trying to improve his writing ability, given that his post was “written with some level of theatrics and could easily be posted on an anti-MRM website to discredit what MRA s work for.” But, you know, every true prophet has his naysayers.

Note: I found this story through a post in the AntiMensRights subreddit. Amazingly, some of the people there doubt its veracity. Or at least they’re pretending that they do.

Note 2: In case any MRAs come by and get mad, yes, I Googled it, there actually is such a thing as Women’s Mentor Day, which is an annual event at one Arizona High School, and, yes, girls do get free lunches and gift bags. It’s the rest of the story that seems a tad made-the-fuck-up.

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Seranvali
Seranvali
6 years ago

Kittehserf :

You remember The Evil’s Crown? Honest? I loved that program. It was sososo clever! I wondered why more people didn’t know about it. I wonder if it’s out there in the ether somewhere…

Kootiepatra
Kootiepatra
6 years ago

TIL Siamese cats can be referred to as “Meezers”. I love this and am incorporating the term into my vocabulary immediately.

fromafar2013
6 years ago

I love rats! Yes, yes. They are such characters. I especially love when they’re happy they chatter and their eyes bulge, its so funny! They also like being tickled 😀

I built mine a huge play area using a plastic kiddie pool and plastic sheathed chicken wire fencing. Hung all kinds of ropes and hammocks and toys and watched them have a ball. It was better than letting them out to roam in the house since I’ve always had cats too. I actually have some pictures of them together though, so they got along, but never left them out unsupervised.

Do a search for rat rescue in your area. That’s best. I got my first two from a wildlife rescue center I used to work at (you’d be surprised the number of domestic animals people turned in there, we had lots of reptiles). The second two I stole from my college rat research lab because I couldn’t stand the thought of them ending up getting mangled and discarded. Shh, don’t tell anyone. 😉

Bina
Bina
6 years ago

@Bina, I’m so envious of your big-paw. Best cat we ever had was a polydactyl.

Oh, she’s great! Smart and sweet, and very playful. Looks like a Maine Coon (has the eartufts, and the face), although I have no idea where she came from; she just wandered by here last August, no more than three months old, skinny and crying. But she was friendly from the start, and knew how to use a litterbox, so I suspect abandonment. She’s grown into a nice sized almost-adult now, soft and fluffy with a huge tail, and loves to share my cot in the study at siesta time. She’s not as chatty as a ‘mese, but she meows back a fair bit. And she seems to know exactly what I’m saying, too.

leatapp
leatapp
6 years ago

fromafar,
Squuueeeeeeeee! So cute.

misery
misery
6 years ago

http://youtu.be/A4xT3xO-_7A this is one of mine

Samantha
Samantha
6 years ago
Reply to  kittehserf

Did Elmo have any suspicious tabby markings showing in his fur? I love the way the tabby will out. I knew a gorgeous chap called Duke who was about 99% Russian Blue – and the 1% was given away by faint tabby markings on his tail. 🙂

Why yes, yes he did. He had very faint stripey markings on his legs. You could only see them when the light hit him jusr so. Also, his face was a bit rounder and softer then the sharper features of the pure bred Siamese.

When he was a kitten he was so soft and cuddly. That and his friendliness were what led me to name him Elmo, after the Sesame Street character.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
6 years ago

He used to love riding around the house draped around my shoulders like a stole.

My MIL’s Russian blue does this. Apparently it’s a breed trait – there are legends about the Cossacks going into battle with their cats on their shoulders.

He’s also very chatty, but I’ve always assumed that was the Siamese in their genetic line.

If you hanker after a meezer or a ragdoll, it is astonishing how many pure breeds turn up at rescues.

There are also breed-specific rescue groups (not as many as with dogs, but they do exist).

If you live in the US: many shelters now list their adoptable pets on Petfinder, which you can search by breed.

Falconer
6 years ago

Do you have serve Siamese cats, AbominableSnowPickle? I don’t but I’m reading The Cat Who series at the moment. Koko’s just discovered the joy of flushing the loo at night.

Moose County must get a lot of new folks moving in, is all I gots to say.

Pickaxe goes on my list of Places To Avoid Living In, right under Midsomer, and Qwilleran is actually ahead of Jessica Fletcher on my list of People To Avoid Becoming Casual Acquaintances Of.

Hoo boy, that Nazi standing behind her – that actor’s been in everything from Smiley’s People to Hamish MacBeth, with a stop-off as Richard I in The Devil’s Crown along the way.

Wow, according to IMDB he’s been in everything British except, like, Doctor Who. And if there’s Nazis in whatever he’s in, he’ll like as not be playing one.

… This makes me realize that Doctor Who never really did Nazis until just a couple years ago. World War I, yes, World War II, no, except I think there’s also an audio drama set in a POW camp for airmen.

Re: Rescue cats — we think our older cat came from a pet store because she’s mighty standoffish and she won’t drink from a bowl, she wants to drink from the bathtub faucet. But we got her when her first owners realized they were allergic to her and were giving her away.

AbominableSnowPickle
6 years ago

All the cats I’ve had over my lifetime have been rescue/shelter cats. Chai (short for Yachai, means ‘sweetheart’ in Thai) the purebred is the only non-shelter kitty we’ve ever had. I mostly don’t care about the genetics as long as they look Siamese^.^ Chai is very chatty, but the brothers aren’t so much. They were feral as tiny babies, so I wonder if they never were talked to much. Q (the snowshoe) doesn’t really even meow, he chirps and it’s soo cute. Bodhi (his brother and not a snowshoe) is pretty quiet, but will ask for food. Where I live, it’s pretty amazing how many Meezer types show up in shelters. I’ve worked with the Rocky Mountain branch of Siamese Rescue (have fostered and given 3 or 4 into their care, strays that have turned up at the house), and they’re a pretty awesome organization. They care for all Meezer types and colors, sometimes non-Meezes as well. As I write this, Bodhi is spying on me from the stairs. He’s pretty introverted, but loves watching the world go by.

I’m gonna soapbox a little and say, keep your kitties indoors! Take the time to make their environs fun and stimulating, but keep them inside. All my kitties are indoors only now, and healthy and happy^.^

Samantha
Samantha
6 years ago

I have been thinking about getting a pair of Egyptian Mau cats…It has been a couple of years since my Elmo died and I am beginning to feel ready for a couple of new kitties.

I wonder what a Siamese-Mau cross would be like?

Definitely would want two cats, as they are good company for each other.

Howard Bannister
6 years ago

I have had such good luck with rescue cats; some of the most affectionate, most demonstrative cats I’ve ever met.

My cats literally come meet me at the door when I get home from work, and just hang out with me constantly. Sitting in my lap or at my feet or by my shoulder, whatever. Playing, snuggling, nibbling. They just seem to be in a constant competition with each other for my affection.

It’s enough to make a man feel loved, I tell you what.

hellkell
hellkell
6 years ago

I love the furry buggers, but one of our cats absconded with my wedding ring this morning, and I am not happy at all. So far there’s no sign of it.

Howard Bannister
6 years ago

Bad kitty!

Viscaria
Viscaria
6 years ago

I love the furry buggers, but one of our cats absconded with my wedding ring this morning, and I am not happy at all. So far there’s no sign of it.

D: Oh no. Little adorable jerks.

katz
6 years ago

I feel the need to share a rat picture. Here’s Mattimeo rooting around in some blankets.

…You named your rat Mattimeo.

You are now my favorite person.

Apparently it’s a breed trait – there are legends about the Cossacks going into battle with their cats on their shoulders.

I demand a picture.

I have been thinking about getting a pair of Egyptian Mau cats…It has been a couple of years since my Elmo died and I am beginning to feel ready for a couple of new kitties.

Ooh, not a lot of Maus at rescues, and a pair is probably right out.

If you live in the US: many shelters now list their adoptable pets on Petfinder, which you can search by breed.

There’s a new adoptable pet search engine, Allpaws, that’s really good. Everyone should check it out.

If anyone is looking for rodentia in the LA area, the Bunny Bunch is a great rescue and despite its name, it has a large number of chins, piggies, and pocket pets.

Falconer
6 years ago

… The Allpaws website has a button under each candidate that reads, “Make Meme.” That is wonderful and kind of scary all at once.

Also, what the hell is going on in Bedford, Massachussetts? TW for hate.

Robert
Robert
6 years ago

Falconer – read the Bedford story. Urgh. Don’t know why, but anti-Semitism disgusts me to a considerable degree. I hope this episode has a positive outcome.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Skye

LBT, yes the salary level absolutely makes those jobs less appealing.

Yeah. Like, admittedly, the comics dude I visited wasn’t rolling in gold and gems, but people expect artists to be weird. I imagine that had they known I was a guy, and had I requested to be a kindergarten teacher or nursing assistant, they would’ve tried to dissuade me.

RE: Leum

Out of curiosity, does anyone have experience with pet rats?

While not having any myself, I have friends with pet rats, and we’ve cared for our former roommates’ pet rats. They were very clever, very sweet, and very playful. You have to keep the cage clean and play with them on a daily basis, to keep them stimulated and entertained, and it’s usually best to own two boys together, so they have someone to play with. It’s also best to neuter them, or they’ll fight as they age. (Though our roommates’ rats weren’t neutered, and they got along fine.) Not the pet for me, but definitely charming little bastards!

theladyzombie
theladyzombie
6 years ago

@cassandrakitty

In order to get the full effect she needs to be a sexy Nazi, preferably this one.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201101/0/3/7/162730/cuts/lastcrusade_480_poster.jpg

Because lets face it, a lot of this stuff reads like bad BSDM porn written by a male sub in denial.

Good point.

Sam-I-Was?
Sam-I-Was?
6 years ago

nth’ing the suggestion at getting your pets from a shelter. Over the years I’ve my dogs with the exception of the first one, hamsters, mice & even hermit crabs. Obviously it depends on the area of the country you live in but it’s worth a look.

As far as this story the more I read it the funnier I find it. *patting him on the head* yes my dear I’m it went down exactly as you say. Have some warm milk

kittehserf
6 years ago

Seranvali – yup, I remember it! FirstI saw Zoe Wanamaker and Charles Kay, and second I saw John Duttine. I really liked Kay’s Louis VII (partly ‘cos his makeup reminded me a bit of Charles I).

Hey, I just looked up the cast list and Patrick Troughton played William Marshal – now that I’d completely forgotten!

I can’t find any dvds of the series, but it is on youtube.

Oh my, so is By the Sword Divided … couldn’t watch that again.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Over the years I’ve my dogs with the exception of the first one, hamsters, mice & even hermit crabs.

People give hermit crabs to shelters? I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but… I actually really am surprised.

Samantha
Samantha
6 years ago
Reply to  Falconer

Also, what the hell is going on in Bedford, Massachussetts? TW for hate.

I went, I read, I felt ill. My husband is both Jewish and from Boston, so he was not happy to read this either.

It seems to me that there are a lot of hate groups oozing out from under rocks everywhere. There must be a LOT of fear going around…

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
6 years ago

Ugh. I grew up one town over from Bedford and I’m not at all surprised by this. It’s a predominantly white, very wealthy suburb, with a lot of privilege-blind kids who are unaware of their own bigotry. “Jail the Jew” is just an updated version of “Smear the Queer”.

tl;dr Lord of the Flies is nonfiction.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
6 years ago

It seems to me that there are a lot of hate groups oozing out from under rocks everywhere. There must be a LOT of fear going around…

I read a thing a few years ago that predicted this if the economy didn’t get better. And it hasn’t. Angry, desperate people need targets, it seems. It’s a shame they don’t focus their anger on the banking industry, and effect some useful change.

Also, rats freak me the fuck out. I’ve never seen one in real life, and hope I never do.

kittehserf
6 years ago

I haz important information!

*ahem*

Probably everyone knows about this, but there is a lolcat translator.

http://speaklolcat.com/

(Courtesy of Hoyden about Town.)

zippydoo
zippydoo
6 years ago

When it comes to cats, I’ve never made it as far as shelter.

Too many people don’t fix their cats. Add to that, local college students like to rent houses and buy pets, and then leave those pets after 4 years just out on the street. So I’ve had a cardboard box kitten that was abandoned at a local elementary school, and someone’s ex-cat where they were thoughtless and didn’t even take off the bell, but had no identifying information on the cat.

I also have two rescue turtles. Kids take them, keep them for a week when they are tiny, and don’t realize these guys lose all instinct to survive once handled extensively by humans. The cats were good about the box turtles, so both could be left to wander the house freely, and usually we’d just find them curled up with each other napping over a heating vent when the weather got cooler.

vaiyt
6 years ago

“Jail the Jew” is just an updated version of “Smear the Queer”.

Updated? Considering how old anti-semitism is, someone must have come up with that long ago.

Sam-I-Was?
Sam-I-Was?
6 years ago

People give hermit crabs to shelters? I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but… I actually really am surprised.

We had a small reptile rescue group locally a few years ago and a pet store ran a promotion if you brought in your report card with at least 3 A’s you could get a free hermit crab. Giving animals away tends to make me feel stabby in most cases but I digress.

Needless to say once kids realized that they weren’t particularly active pets, need at least a 10 gal tank with proper substrate and controlled temps, prefer to live with other crabs and they would pinch, the shelter was overwhelmed with them. I had originally met the founder of the group at a fund raiser for a rabbit rescue group and we got talking about our love of hermits so he contacted me to adopt 6 more. It’s wasn’t a regular national shelter in so much as a group of people who enjoy reptiles and hermit crabs.

I strongly advise people who are looking for any type of pet to google to see if there is a shelter for the animal they want to adopt. You’d be surprised what might come up.

Skye
Skye
6 years ago

Zippydoo, the image of turtles and cats curled up together on a vent is totally adorable and made my morning.

Falconer
6 years ago

I saw someone on the Intarwebz who had trouble keeping track of their turtle when said Yertle was let out of its terrarium for some exercise.

Their solution was to tie a balloon around it.

Falconer
6 years ago

Neuroticbeagle, I think that’s the photo I saw!

pecunium
6 years ago

Rats make pretty good pets. Best to get them young, and rear them so being handled is something they enjoy (though most will come to it even if they are gotten quite well grown).

The don’t live all that long, and they are social, so two or three is a good number. Cages need to be cleaned regularly, and wire-mesh floors aren’t great (an affliction referred to as, “bumble-foot” is the result) because of the high relative pressure on the pads of their feet.

They are friendly, and intelligent, and quite sociable.

Unlike mice rats are social in mixed gender groups with more than one male; but you will get baby rats unless you get them spayed/neutered. I don’t recall if rats are like rabbits in that spaying/neutering extends their lifespan.

(not only did have I kept rats, mice, rabbits, and guinea pigs: in the “small mammal” category of animals I have lived with, I also worked for a veterinary practice which dealth with, “exotics)

They need a larger cage than you think, want toys, and their diet is best mixed (lab pellets make a tolerable bulk food, but some fruits and veggies make them healthier).

katz: Rabbit Rescue is also very good in the LA Area (we did free spaying/neutering for them at the vet)

amandajane5
amandajane5
6 years ago

My cat (pictured in icon) is a mutt I adopted from a shelter, who was languishing because he was “too old” according to the employees. Twelve years later and he’s still his sweet friendly little (giganto for cat, but little to me) self. I know I maybe just got lucky, but I was told again and again that I shouldn’t adopt an adult cat and it turned out wonderfully for both of us.

kittehserf
6 years ago

Hi, AJ, good to see you on site! 🙂

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@amandajane5 Love your giganto. Except for the witchy kitty & his brother, I’ve always adopted adult cats and every one has been a winner, even Emily who had obviously been very badly treated and was terrified of everyone when I got her & looked at me like I was a murderer (I ignored her for weeks & generally behaved in the most dull & boring way in front of her until she realised I was actually harmless 🙂 ).

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: Sam-I-Was?

a pet store ran a promotion if you brought in your report card with at least 3 A’s you could get a free hermit crab.

Ugh, that’s awful. Animals are not toys! They require care and attention! Auuuugh.

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
6 years ago

I think the benefits of adult cats is that there personalities are fairly well set and obvious, though kittens have personalities too. (There was one litter I met at the shelter that loved playing with string toys but would run away when I tried to pet them/pick them up. Pan and his sisters loved getting picked up, and Pan would stare at me from his cage.) I was considering finding a bonded pair of adult cats before I fell in love with my babies.

I wonder if it is easier for adult cats to accept a new kitten into the home than a fully grown adult cat, though. I know my parents’ cats, who were introduced as adults, don’t really like each other much.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

I believe the general rule is that a kitten of the opposite sex tends to be accepted most easily.

Jessay (@jessay)
6 years ago

the “like he planned all year” bit was what got me the most. He was just waiting for the moment when he could call someone a feminazi. Watching and plotting. And boy did he tell her!

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@jessay, and if our narrator knew that “he planned all year””, that means the narrator & his friend sat around, talking about what he planned to say. For a whole year. And still, that was the best put-down they could come up with. So sad.

amandajane5
amandajane5
6 years ago

They were worried about Clark (yes, I named my cat after Superman) because he was found dumped by the side of the road, but he’s been unfailingly sweet and friendly. I actually even have a leash for his harness and sometimes I’ll take him for a walk down to the park, which is always amusing, and generally ends up with him being carried quite a bit, but he loves to be out and about. 🙂

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

My old cat used to try to play with the dogs at the park. It seemed to confuse them.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

When I was a wee singlet, the neighbors cat adored us more than his actual owners, to the point that he would come when he was called, follow us everywhere, and treat us as his human taxi service. (Note that since we didn’t know his name for a while, we had our own name for him, and that was the name he responded to.)

littlem
littlem
3 years ago

LOL. I’m just lost in the plotline.

But I would like to learn how to misander. 🙂

Is anybody giving lessons …