#LiesToldByFemales is the misogynistic cesspool you might expect. Plus giant lizards, and JC Penney

Sorry, this is OT; but I saw this on r/AMR and its so full of fail. This person explains how the MRM is too “egalitarian” (link goes to Men’s Rights reddit).

[TW: ableism; sexism]

http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1zmmbs/why_i_do_not_approve_of_the_new_egalitarian_mra/

Further on, someone suggests that women voting is part of the liberal world domination plan, and that sentient voting robots are the next step. This same person also claims there are no homeless women because sex workers. No, really. I can’t tell if that person is a troll or not, though. I really hope that person is a troll.

Hey sparky, are you an AMRista too? The aptly named Demonspawn is not a troll; or at least he is totally consistent across many subs and generally gets a positive response.

For laughs, you (meaning all of you, seriously, it’s hilarious) check out his “field report” on TheRedPill, as reported here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/againstmensrights/comments/1zmt8j/demonspawn_excuse_me_i_came_here_for_here_for_the/cfv2h0o

As a small taste, he describes himself thusly:
“My presentation is 75% rugged, 25% rakish”

cloudiah: I started reading r/AMR through the Manboobz sidebar link. I don’t pot on reddit; it’s way too entertaining just reading. The Men’s Right reddit is sort of like a car wreck. Horrifying but hard to look away from.

No, this morituri-te-salutant is the one I’m hoping is a troll. The account’s only a month old, but the posts have been consistently awful. Here’s the voting sentient robots (links to Men’s Rights subreddit):

http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1zmmbs/why_i_do_not_approve_of_the_new_egalitarian_mra/cfv0307

And no such thing as homeless women:

http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1zmmbs/why_i_do_not_approve_of_the_new_egalitarian_mra/cfuzryq

I just got this one in:

https://twitter.com/misterdishmiami/status/441664482474213376

Damned if you do/damned if you don’t, anyone?

Oh yea, morituri is a total troll, but kind of entertaining in a tin foil hat kind of way.

::Breathes sigh of relief:: Sometimes it’s hard to tell with these Men’s Rightsters.

From Demonspawn’s “field report:”

I wear cargo pants (usually stained), printed Ts (usually gaming/guns/snark as the print), and boots. My presentation is 75% rugged/25% rakish.

Stained cargo pants and an “Official Bikini Inspector” t-shirt is neither rugged nor rakish.

#LiesToldByCanines:

I won’t chase anything while you’re walking me.

I’ll definitely eat that expensive treat I stole off the shelf at PetSmart and made you buy for me

I won’t roll in anything horrible and then get on your bed

“I know what rugged and rakish are and I am not just using them totally out of context because I hear them used to describe people I’m told are Alphas” #LiesToldByMRAs

That field report is amazing, cloudiah. Thank you.

… head to my truck to grab my emergency coat. It’s older than me, it’s ugly, it’s got blood stains left and right on it, and none of that really matters. A man is ready for whatever happens. This is not typical RP stuff, but I’ve gotten many compliments from women on that aspect of me

“I have an extra coat, in case the weather gets chilly. this drives women wild with desire”

what

Sarah comments on blood on coat. I reply that I had a really bad period. She laughs. Mystery is good. Obvious bullshit answer leaves mystery open. Also, humor always helps.

“The coat has blood on it. I refuse to explain why. this drives women wild with desire”

what.

As such I change my end point target because, well… he’s right: I am a stand up guy with a particular moral code. On the other hand: he asserted my dominance in the social circle by standing up for me.

“Other people saying nice things about me asserts my dominance of their social circle!”

what.

An interesting conversation I remember of that night was that somehow we got onto the topic of pressure points/pain compliance. Sarah makes mention that she’d like to know, so I demonstrate a few different points (shoulders/lower neck) on her with light pressure. Kino is kino. On the other hand, they don’t work on her. Someone makes mention so I demonstrate again on him, he obviously feels it. Don’t make her the center. The pressure points not working on her ends up to be to my advantage as now I get to try more on her. Nothing works, so I ask her to trust me. I’ve been presented as a stand up guy, play to that strength. I end up trying upper solar plexus and sternum (read: just outside and just inside her boobs) on her and again to no effect. Oh well. Advanced Kino is better than kino.

Manipulating other people by playing to the strength of their preconceptions is what makes me a social circle master! Also, I nearly got to touch a boob. This drives women wild with desire!.

what

(Side note: I gave a series of elf princesses a full back massage after a particularly stressful scenario, just touching people is not some grand secret. When you call things “kino” and “advanced kino” what happens is you make “Touch someone” into a esoteric, mind bending secret that’ll turn those pliable womanly clay figures into tiny things that’ll melt under the pressure of your manly finger tips, it is and will only ever be a way to boast about your magnificent ability to touch people and try to randomly assert dominance of your social circle by implying your amazing capacity to recognize a basic pressure point! ARGH! Silly!)

Later in the night I ask Sarah to go out for a smoke with me. She doesn’t smoke. One part changing location, one part easy compliance. I smoke standing while she’s sitting and we’re chating about whatever. She mentions that I’m tall. I point a finger to have her stand up, which she does. More compliance I make some mention of that she’s still shorter than me so everything is good

If the people you are talking to follow you outside when you have a smoke, that demonstrates your complete control over their puny minds and indicates they are but followers to your grand leadership

what

Chuck and I are the late late people as usual, Sarah has already left. I mention to him that I “feel sorry for Steve because Sarah is mine.” I didn’t find out till later, but this quote made it back to her. She asked me if I really said it. I said I did. She replied that saying such a thing was conceited, but a massive turn on because of how confident it was. Be unapologetic about being yourself. Have confidence. If you’re a beginner: fake it till you make it.

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what

You forgot that it starts out INVISIBLE. So you don’t know your mission is going to shit until it’s their turn to move and you hear the metallic clacks from their steps… brr.

I’ll be honest, I never got to play the original XCOM much (Mac household, PC game), but it does sound like the Chrysalids got significantly nerfed. (i.e. the chrysalids spawn out of the zombies after 3 turns, rather than on death, aren’t invisible, kinda dumb about dashing)

Still, this run did have the joy of spawning two Chrysalid packs at the very end of the Alien base. Pure luck that I survived it.

Well, yes and no. In the classic game, unless you spot one from the Skyranger, the first sign you’ll get Chryssalids in a mission is if you see Snakemen, because the game pairs aliens up like that on some missions.

Classic Chryssalid zombies do spawn after a certain number of turns if they’re left alone, but usually all shooting the zombie does is release the Chryssalid so you better have significant firepower on hand. Like, plain old rifle bullets won’t do it.

I haven’t gotten to the Alien Base in the 2012 game yet. I got busy parenting and anyway there’s soldiers to train up as Psis first.

Who was it playing Enemy Within? How is it? I mentioned it to Beloved and she said if it didn’t involve aliens from the Hollow Earth she’d be disappointed.

‘Course, her main jam right now is Minecraft on the PS3. She’s building a village in the sky because she found a village right next to a crevasse that keeps spawning zombies.

Enemy Within is good. It adds a lot of tiny bits that are a nice touch (you can research hi explosive rifle ammo, then equip your soldiers with that, so instead of being a straight rifles – laser – plasma progression, it can become riflles – better ammo – laser – plasma, other random items like splinter grenades or cloaking bombs or such )

The choice between mechanization or gene modding is a nice touch, and some of the options are enjoyable. The new alien types, of which there are, I think, 2 (maybe 3?) add a little bit of a change to the battlefield condition.

Essentially, it’s just More Of The Same, but it’s More Of The Same in a good way. It doesn’t actually change anything, however, so if you found the original enemy unknown kind of bland and boring, it won’t suddenly make it worth while (Speaking from personal opinion)

Re: child support.
in some places the whole child custody thing IS sexist. But the mra types don’t tend to provide good solutions, just misogyny.

I keep hoping they’ll replace it with a bottomless donut shop.

The one where they never run out of donuts!

What would that dipshit do if a woman dumped him the minute she found out he smoked? I’d never date a smoker. Or, for that matter, some idiot who goes around with allegedly blood-stained, or just generally stained, clothing. Funny, these guys despise homeless people so much, yet this jackass is trying to look like someone who can’t access a washing machine … or worse, can’t be bothered to. Sorry duder, being too lazy or indifferent to bother about cleanliness isn’t a turn-on (Roosh “Pool o’ Grease” V. take note).

I’ve worked with blood and guts in my museum days. It ain’t sexy.

Reading that report is like… reading the chronicles of an emotionless robot trying to mimic human interactions. Bring extra coat. Give bullshit answer. Female human reacts well. Assert leadership. Touch pressure points. Change end point target.