#LiesToldByFemales is the misogynistic cesspool you might expect. Plus giant lizards, and JC Penney

Aaaand I should probably stop before I add too much ridiculousness through made up hashtags.

#LiesToldByContrapangloss

Oh noes! A sacrifice in waiting.

“Of course I’ll use the comfy bed you’re making for me”

“Of course I’ll settle down once I’ve pestered you into providing a lap”

“Of course I’ll eat the food I’ve been yowling for for the last half hour”

#LiesToldByFelines

I think “I meant to do that” is a widespread lie among critters (humans included). Kitties rely on it a lot. 😀

Niters all!

No, I haven’t been sleeping on the sofa ALL afternoon!
#liestoldbymydog

Woodie! Is that a doggie?
#liessometimestoldbymetomydog

http://bbc.in/1kAjl77 – “I ‘ve given up smoking” #liestoldbybirds

Pasties? Okay this is a different definition game, ‘cos I’m pretty sure it doesn’t mean Cornish pasties.

Where are you writing from again?

Anyway, there are places in the U.S. where female toplessness is illegal (not where I am, proud to say), so exotic dancers wear little stickers over their nipples so they’re technically in compliance. Make them out of metal, and you’ve got what passes for armor for a lot of female video game characters.

@kitteh

See: nipple pasties armor

Galumphing Frisbees, Kim!

Now I really, really want to make the hashtag a truthful one, but… Did it mean I’ve already added too much ridiculousness, and thus have already lied? Or does it mean that I need to make another one up?

Better safe than sorry, I suppose:

“This is just a beautifully contrasting flower, little bee! I’m not actually trying to ambush you by exploiting your love of contrast!”

#LiesToldByCrabSpiders

“I’d never bite the living day-lights out of your arm for rubbing my belly one stroke more than I demanded. I’m a NICE cat.”

#LiesToldByFelines

“Nobody here but us ants!”

#LiesToldByJumpingSpiders

There! Happy now?

🙂

I’m in Australia and…Women aren’t allowed topless outdoors here, either (apart from some beaches, I think)

Yeah, here in NYC (and maybe in New York State as a whole, I’m not sure) women have the same right to go around topless in public as men, but the only time I’ve seen anyone actually do so is at the Mermaid Parade, the Mardi Gras-like celebration that marks the official beginning of the season at Coney Island.

“There definitely aren’t 100 of us hiding in your bucket of tiles waiting for you to empty it out.” #LiesToldByCrickets

“It’s OK, that thing with the spiders will never happen again”

#liestoldbyme

You forgot that it starts out INVISIBLE. So you don’t know your mission is going to shit until it’s their turn to move and you hear the metallic clacks from their steps… brr.

I’ll be honest, I never got to play the original XCOM much (Mac household, PC game), but it does sound like the Chrysalids got significantly nerfed. (i.e. the chrysalids spawn out of the zombies after 3 turns, rather than on death, aren’t invisible, kinda dumb about dashing)

Still, this run did have the joy of spawning two Chrysalid packs at the very end of the Alien base. Pure luck that I survived it.

I haven’t listened yet, but this podcast was posted to facebook today, and I’m hesitant to even click play because it’s glaring bias is right there in the header image. It’s a “libertarian” discussion of whether or not men should have to pay child support. Might be worth an article here if it’s gross enough.

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/men-exempt-paying-child-support-podcast/#axzz2vCAQxMbT

I’ll tell you the first comment I saw was a pathetic “thought experiment”

Here is a thought experiment, a litmus test for the views of society… A woman is pro-life and decides to have a child that she cannot afford. She is well aware she cannot afford the child and decides that adoption would be best. At this point the child’s father steps in and says that he will take custody of the child. She should then be required to pay child support to him even though it was for financial reasons that she was putting the child up for adoption in the first place…. I have found that when the shoe is on the other foot and women are made to be financially responsible people react in disbelief and assume that it is wrong to make the woman do that. ALL of this, every last part of it is based on the idea that men are always the initiators to the act of sex. “he talked her in to it” “pay to play”… the women’s liberty movement fails to promote true equality in this case and still let’s society pin this on men.

Proving once again that anti-child support advocates have NO IDEA what it actually costs to raise a child, and that child support almost always puts women at a deficit, not a surplus.