Put on your thinking caps today, because we are going to wade into the highly rarefied world of Red Pill Theory. Our Guest Lecturer today is a totally ALPHA DOG Red Pill Redditor by the name of GayLubeOil — don’t worry, fellas, he’s straight! — who has some important insights for us all on the nature of women.
Namely, that women are basically just overgrown children. Who give blow jobs.
Let’s let him explain, in a post that’s now Number One With A Sticky in the Red Pill Subreddit.
After reading all of that, you may have a few questions. Obviously, the most important question is: why Greek Yogurt? Well, in addition to being very popular with the ladies, it is apparently quite high in iron. Let’s let Professor LubeOil explain why that’s so crucial:
![GayLubeOil[S] 44 points 7 hours ago* The reason I used Greek Yogurt as an example is that its high in Iron. A surprising number of women are anemic which means they bruise easily. Its obviusly not your fault that she cant get enough nutrients into her body. However You don't want to be seen walking around with a bruised woman. Which is why GayLubeOil recommends feeding your anemic woman Greek Yogurt mixed with pomegranate so you don't look like an abusive asshole. If you are an abusive asshole yogurt and pomegranate will not fix or prevent hemotoma. Sorry abusive assholes. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 8 points 5 hours ago Sorry abusive assholes. lmfao](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/womenchild2.png?resize=580%2C301&ssl=1)
Well, with that critical issue taken care of in a totally not creepy or red-flaggy kind of way, let’s move on to some of the serious discussion Professsor LubeOil’s thesis inspired in the Red Pill Subreddit.
Ah, who am I kidding? They mainly just posted comments about how totally right he was and how women totally are a bunch of overgrown children. But saying women are children is totes not misogyny!
And, heck, even if a dude maybe is a teensy bit of a misogynist, what’s the big deal, so long as it convinces him to treat his women properly — that is, like you would treat special needs children.
![GayLubeOil[S] 41 points 7 hours ago Even if someone is a blatant misogynist and thinks women are completely inferior to men, that doesn't necessarily translate into him treating women poorly. Lets say you had a special needs child . The kids obviously intellectually inferior, to you and his peers. You knowing this doesn't make you an asshole. Knowing this and admitting this is the first step in being a good parent for this kid. Yea maybe you have to wipe his mouth after he eats or pick up after him a bit more. But pretending that he is a totally normal kid is going to make you a shittier parent than admitting the truth. That's why you should do what men have done for most of human history:treat women like women instead of pretending that they are men with breasts. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 14 points 5 hours ago misogyny isn't about superior/inferior. it's about a hatred of women as a group. this is a common misconception. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorDemonspawn 13 points 4 hours ago But so much of the population has equality disease: thinking someone isn't equal must be coming from hate... because they are equal, don'tchaknow!](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/womenchild4.png?resize=580%2C399&ssl=1)
Damn those feminazis and their “equality!” Why, it’s almost un-American!
You just gave me a great idea. I want a show where a woman finds the mothers of these guys and reads this crap to them. And then mom’s reaction is played back to the guys who said the shitty misogynistic things.
Even your own mothers wouldn’t like you if they knew what you were really like, guys.
Same with my mum and me! Much more noticeable as we get older, too.
theladyzombie, that would be so good! The audience should be made up entirely of their mothers and grandmothers.
This is so astoundingly inane. I don’t even… I’m’a go lie down a bit.
Yes. Because AWESOME!
http://xkcd.com/481/
Hee! Granted, I’m sure a few of them would be proud to do it and then wonder, wide-eyed and shocked, why they are getting boo’d.
I just can’t even… I seriously think I threw up in my mouth a little reading this. D:
Gah, I need to listen to some power-violence to help work through all this anger… RedPill, fuck you, you little shits. Fuck all of you.
I can imagine a skit in which women actually say and do the things these guys claim that they routinely do, like tell long tedious meandering stories about fellatio, while simultaneously acting as if they had no agency in the matter. Can you imagine? As soon as any story started to go on a little too long, we’d all think to ourselves, “Oh, no. I hope this isn’t another cock sucking story. Those go on forever!”
I want to be all “if you think women have the emotional sophistication of children, then you obviously shouldn’t be sleeping with them you creepy fucker” but then I remember how many of these dudes are completely okay with or even in favour of grown men having sex with teenage girls, so the horrifying pedophilic overtones of this aren’t going to cause them any sort of distress.
Well, aside from being empirically wrong about the capacities of women as a group, they’re conceptually confused about what “equality” means. Political and moral equality is not the same thing as saying everyone is exactly as good as everyone else at everything. “Equality” in this sense means that everyone has intrinsic value, is worthy of ethical consideration, has a certain sort of dignity, and is the holder of certain rights which limit the ways other people can treat them–regardless of how smart/strong, etc. they are.
For TRP, it seems like people’s moral worth and rights correspond to their ‘superiority’. It’s pretty disturbing that they seem to disagree that all people are equally valuable in a moral sense because, as David pointed out, this is the basic foundation of our (western liberal democracies) social and political order.
So, in the words of a great philosopher:
Viscaria – yeah, I was slightly surprised they even tried distinguishing between women being the ones you have sex with and children not.
Holy shit, this is straight up repackaged Freudian “women never get over penis envy and so never become adults”.
Also , in my experience anemia mostly just leads to ice chewing.
And “no matter what obstetrics are put in the path” made me laugh inappropriately loud, because I’m in the hospital cafeteria after my son was born! 50+ hours of labor that ended in a c-section. My girlfriend is a goddamned Viking warrior; I bet these red pill fucks couldn’t handle twenty minutes of what she went through.
Ooohhhh- They *explained* me! I was just wondering why the hell my emotions made me do everything in life wrong, why I am so completely irrational and why I’m too un-intelligent to even count to 100! I just need a strong man/owner. A bitch without a leash is like an MGHOW without porn.
Yay new babby!
Ooooh, so THAT’s the (inf)famous monster, right?
Oh, FFS, anaemia does not make you bruise easily. Anaemia makes you tired, lethargic & short of breath. Because lack of iron means reduced ability of your blood to carry oxygen. Doesn’t stop it clotting.
Congratulations, Binjabreel! Babbies are awesome! Best wishes to you and your girlfriend!
A few years ago I stubbed my toe on a fridge. I went to the pharmacy to get some bandages because I had managed to cut my toe, but standing outside the pharmacy was GirlWritesWhat, who was handing out MRE phamplets and lecturing people about why women are sheeple. She saw me and I was petrified due to the fear of hearing her repeat another MRA talking point about male disposability, so I ran to the other side of town to visit a grocery store that sold bandages. I found the bandages and some cigarettes as well, but the cashier was Dean Esmay. He checked my ID and once he learned that I was 19, past the legal age, he began to tell me about how my brain was full of mush and that I should just learn how to treat wounds without bandages somehow. I stared at him blankly and then ran out of the store after my purchase. Finally I reached home and then had oral sex with my cis male partner.
I’m blameless, I tell you! I hope everyone believes me…my female brain compels me to make elaborate stories in order to explain why I have sex. I can’t help it.
New baby!
I’m glad DDW wasn’t here to notice the typo in my original graphic, which I have stealthily fixed. It wasn’t really my fault, just a glitch in the matrix.
If you click the link to get to know “trudatness,” contender for Supportive, Caring Husband of the Year. On his wife relaying her experiences with sexism in the workplace:
His advice:
Also this:
Apparently now he’s taught her the right way of things, and she can “bounce ideas off of him” which has allowed her to be successful. What a condescending scumbag.
David! How are you doing?! Nice to see that you felt up to making a post!
Ugh, does that sound condescending? I mean that every migraine I have ever had has me cowering under my covers in the darkness, so seeing you posting makes me glad that hopefully your migraine is passing/gone!
Of course, easy bruising can be associated with vitamin C deficiency which can also cause anaemia. So pomegranates would be good for that. As for the yoghurt – I got nothing.
I hate yogurt. Am I womaning wrong? I do love chocolate. Hopefully that makes up for it.