Put on your thinking caps today, because we are going to wade into the highly rarefied world of Red Pill Theory. Our Guest Lecturer today is a totally ALPHA DOG Red Pill Redditor by the name of GayLubeOil — don’t worry, fellas, he’s straight! — who has some important insights for us all on the nature of women.
Namely, that women are basically just overgrown children. Who give blow jobs.
Let’s let him explain, in a post that’s now Number One With A Sticky in the Red Pill Subreddit.
After reading all of that, you may have a few questions. Obviously, the most important question is: why Greek Yogurt? Well, in addition to being very popular with the ladies, it is apparently quite high in iron. Let’s let Professor LubeOil explain why that’s so crucial:
![GayLubeOil[S] 44 points 7 hours ago* The reason I used Greek Yogurt as an example is that its high in Iron. A surprising number of women are anemic which means they bruise easily. Its obviusly not your fault that she cant get enough nutrients into her body. However You don't want to be seen walking around with a bruised woman. Which is why GayLubeOil recommends feeding your anemic woman Greek Yogurt mixed with pomegranate so you don't look like an abusive asshole. If you are an abusive asshole yogurt and pomegranate will not fix or prevent hemotoma. Sorry abusive assholes. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 8 points 5 hours ago Sorry abusive assholes. lmfao](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/womenchild2.png?resize=580%2C301&ssl=1)
Well, with that critical issue taken care of in a totally not creepy or red-flaggy kind of way, let’s move on to some of the serious discussion Professsor LubeOil’s thesis inspired in the Red Pill Subreddit.
Ah, who am I kidding? They mainly just posted comments about how totally right he was and how women totally are a bunch of overgrown children. But saying women are children is totes not misogyny!
And, heck, even if a dude maybe is a teensy bit of a misogynist, what’s the big deal, so long as it convinces him to treat his women properly — that is, like you would treat special needs children.
![GayLubeOil[S] 41 points 7 hours ago Even if someone is a blatant misogynist and thinks women are completely inferior to men, that doesn't necessarily translate into him treating women poorly. Lets say you had a special needs child . The kids obviously intellectually inferior, to you and his peers. You knowing this doesn't make you an asshole. Knowing this and admitting this is the first step in being a good parent for this kid. Yea maybe you have to wipe his mouth after he eats or pick up after him a bit more. But pretending that he is a totally normal kid is going to make you a shittier parent than admitting the truth. That's why you should do what men have done for most of human history:treat women like women instead of pretending that they are men with breasts. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Knoxhon_ 14 points 5 hours ago misogyny isn't about superior/inferior. it's about a hatred of women as a group. this is a common misconception. permalinkparentgive gold [–]Endorsed ContributorDemonspawn 13 points 4 hours ago But so much of the population has equality disease: thinking someone isn't equal must be coming from hate... because they are equal, don'tchaknow!](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/womenchild4.png?resize=580%2C399&ssl=1)
Damn those feminazis and their “equality!” Why, it’s almost un-American!
Did anyone else read the title and think “HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT THAT IS CREEPY AS FUCKING HELL EW EW EW EW EW EW EW”?
No, this makes perfect sense. This is just another example of some misogynist not able to tell the difference between his girlfriend and his dog.
He says that women “don’t know if their* hungry, sleepy or if they need to go for a walk.” Dude, you walk a puppy, women and even quite young children know to go to the potty when they need to.
(*Paging DDW, DDW to the white courtesy phone for a grammar check!)
Last week, I sucked a dick. I did this because I wanted to and the owner of the dick in question wanted me to and everyone had a lovely time.
Where do I hand in my woman card?
Patriarchy is a cosmic force, like fate…whoah, duuude! Deep.
(No, I know what he meant. Patriarchy has nothing to do with perceiving women as inferior and treating them like children; it’s just something women made up when they were hungry.) 🙂
In the most recent cracked.com podcast Jason Pargin (David Wong) gave a spirited defence of The Matrix and why it should have won best picture at the 1998 Oscars he says that the whole take the red pill thing that these freaks like MRA’s bastardise is actually a metaphor for saying we are more than what society says we are that every man woman and child regardless of gender, race or sexuality does not have to be constrained that we can all forge our own path, that is no obstetrical we can not overcome.
That these assholes have taken that wonderful message and tortured it into some fucked up defence of patriarchy and misogyny is disgusting quite frankly.
http://www.cracked.com/podcast/dumb-movies-theyll-study-in-future-history-classes/ If anyone wants to listen to it here it is although you’ll have to skip to 41:24 but its worth it.
The concept of ‘cosmic patriarchy’ was my favourite bit too!
If Greek yogurt did fuckall for anemia, I’d be all up in it. It doesn’t, and Chobani tastes like library paste.
These guys really don’t see any irony about calling women children while ranting, do they?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GayLubeOil does not know the difference between ‘their’ and ‘they’re.’ He also does not know where to put apostrophes. Somebody who doesn’t understanding grammar school level punctuation and spelling is in no position to determine who should be treated like a child.
Is this critique DDW approved? Please advise.
“I’m not a misogynist…I just think that women are all irresponsible children.”
RedPill in a nutshell.
Oops. I just peed my pants. If only I had a man nearby to tell me that pressure in my tummy area meant I needed to use the bathroom this never would’ve happened.
Shorter creeper – I want a girlfriend who’s half puppy and half toddler. No, this doesn’t say anything negative about me, why would you think that?
Adorable.
How much is Red Pill rent then?
tinyorc, you wouldn’t want to live there. The view is horrible and the whole place smells of stale cabbage and BO. No matter what floor you are on, its always the basement, and the tenants upstairs like to dance to polka of an evening.
I’m constantly baffled that these guys think they are intellectually superior to others when it is so obvious that they aren’t remotely competent. Seriously, how hard is it to fact check the iron content of Greek yogurt?
And “special needs children” are a monolithic group who all have intellectual disabilities.
And intellectual disability is being framed here in terms of being “inferior” at something.
I don’t know why I was surprised – these people can’t even treat neurotypical women like human beings, let alone disabled women/people.
Also, I really feel like iron deficiency doesn’t work that way, but I don’t have the medical knowledge to refute it.
Well, I mean, if he suggested giving her a burger she might get fat, and that would be the worst thing ever. Far better to offer her fat-free, franken-sweetened ladyfood.
…and how do I tell the sexual orientation of my lube? They don’t print that information on the bottles.
It doesn’t. There are a few types of anemia and varying causes for them.
@Lady Mondegreen
This! They can’t seem to make up their minds between “Patriarchy: best thing ever” and “Patriarchy: non-existent.”
It’s almost like they don’t even know what the word means, and base their statements and actions solely on their strong feelings about it.
I bruise absurdly easily. I do not have anemia. I’ve had my blood checked. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just a genetic thing. My mom bruises easily too.
cassandrakitty:
Ladies can’t poop without yoghurt. It is known.
Very first sentence: one of the key TENETS of the Red Pillers is that they don’t know one word from another.
Haven’t even bothered with the rest of it yet, except to say that I don’t tell long stories about any sexual things I do, and that they’re all done by my choice and with mutual pleasure involved.
These guys are such losers.
uhhh…
Right. I want a reality tv show where these assholes have to read out their own shitty comments on camera.