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British Men’s Rightser to feminists: I will fight you until my dying breath! And so will my totally real ex-model girlfriend.

Sasha's eloquent words, immortalized in ugly MRA poster form by Cloudiah of Artistry for Feminism. And Kittens.
Sasha’s eloquent words, immortalized in ugly MRA poster form by Cloudiah of Artistry for Feminism. And Kittens.

Meet Sasha. Sasha is an angry young man living in England (allegedly), with a super-HAWT girlfriend (allegedly), and a lot of opinions about feminism (not-so-allegedly). The other day, he decided to share some of these opinions with the world. Or at least with any of those feminists who happened to be reading the Men’s Rights subreddit at the time.

In a topic devoted to a conference on “lad culture” in British universities, Sasha lashed out at feminists for what he sees as their hypocritical attack on boorish, sexist “lads.” Hypocritical, you see, because these very same women allegedly have sex with posh men all the bloody time:

You don’t like ‘lad culture’? My dear, I don’t give a fuck what you do and don’t like. …  The hypocrisy is staggering – you’ll be dropping your knickers in a flash if a dashing Etonian invited you to the Bullingdon, but God forbid some working class fella gets a bit tipsy and sings a rugby song.

Naturally, he dismissed women’s accounts of harassment as stuff and nonsense:

You’ve been threatened with rape by fellow students ‘to loosen you up’? have you fuck, you lying toe tag. If you’re going to make shit up try to make it less fantastical why don’t you.

So in short my dear, fuck you and fuck the high horse you rode in on.

In a series of followup comments so angry that some of them were actually downvoted to zero by the Men’s Rights crowd — I know, right! — Sasha pranced about on his own high horse spewing misogynistic nonsense. First, he demanded that feminists take on the very serious gold-digging whore problem:

[A]re women inclined to be gold-digging whores? Unfortunately, there’s a good case for saying you are. I wouldn’t paint all of you with such a broad brush, but let’s put it simply: feminists – you’ve got to own this shit. There are many, many negative aspects of femininity, and you’ve got enough shit of your own to address before you start pointing fingers at anyone else.

Then he proclaimed feminists to be the equivalent of the racist English Defense League and the Klan.

You’re a bigot. You don’t understand that you’re a bigot, because like the EDL or the KKK you think that your status as a ‘persecuted group’ gives you the right to behave as vilely as possible. However be in no doubt as the depth of my utter disgust for you as a human being and for your ideology.

Oh, we be in no doubt.

You are a supporter of an ideology of hate. You are a feminist. You are, by definition, a fascistic narcissist who trades in lies, deceit and hatred. I will fight you until my dying breath and society would be better without you. That clear enough?

When a female Redditor pointed out that she herself had been catcalled on campus, he pulled out his trump card: his EX-MODEL GIRLFRIEND.

OK, well how do you explain the fact that my partner, who is an attractive 20-something American former fashion model attending a Northern English university, says that she has never, not once, ever, heard a single catcalling insult or ever felt threatened in any way whatsoever on her campus, or anywhere in the UK?

I faxed this comment of his to my fax girlfriend Kate Winslet, and she faxed back a message about what a lying loser she thought he was. Then we fax made out for a while until we ran out of toner.

Anyway, then Sasha yelled at his main critic for a bit:

You’re not a decent human being, you’re a feminist. You’re as vile and reprehensible as other bigots like the cunts in the Westborough Baptist Church, or Golden Dawn or the EDL or the KKK. Fuck you, fuck the family that raised you in such a cloud of ignorance and hatred, and fuck everything you stand for.

As for ‘helping men’, disparaging bigoted cunts like you is a key part of it.

Yes, that’s right. He called someone a “bigoted cunt,” without the slightest bit of self-awareness.

Then he took it a bit too far:

By the way, do you like cats? I know most feminists do. I like cats too. I’ll bet your cat thinks you’re a bigoted cunt as well.

Dude. Don’t EVEN go there.

NOTE: Thanks to Cloudiah and the AgainstMensRights subreddit for pointing me to Sasha’s oeuvre.

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LBT
LBT
6 years ago

Oh thank god, she’s GONE. We can all go about our business now!

RE: Kiwi Girl

Puppet comments always remind me of this song, and I love her voice:

I… I am astounded that I managed to make through my whole life without hearing this song until now. Just… oh god, the oompah, the awkward white people dancing, the EVERYTHING. This is a thing of beauty oh god someone please peel me off the floor, I think I’m dying…

sparky
sparky
6 years ago

Good thing I didn’t say that. And wouldn’t say that.

And yet, you’ve spent pages defending the MRM against the libelous charge of poor grammar found on a parody poster. Not really keeping things in perspective, there.

Inference from general experience.

So basically, you don’t know. So what’s your point again?

And yeah, medical problems suck ass. I hope things work out the best.

But, please, don’t come back.

kittehserf
6 years ago

‘Sfunny, isn’t it – she apparently thinks the good opinion of ableist, transphobic jackasses like herself are worth having.

Wrong again.

kittehserf
6 years ago

*is worth

katz
6 years ago

Xanthe, just wanted to take a moment to thank you for your first thought. It is potentially bad news, hopefully not. But waiting for test results is difficult. One would rather know one way or another right away.

You’re being very polite, but I’m still deducting -2 from your flounce score.

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: auggziliary

I like how she just waltzed in to police us about how no one would take us seriously due to a grammar mistake in a poster(that was supposed to look stupid anyways), while being totally transphobic and ableist.

That doesn’t count! It only matters when you’re the figurehead of all feminism everywhere, which apparently we are.

Viscaria
Viscaria
6 years ago

This is belated but I was happy to see everyone’s news, excepting the not-so-good news — sorry about your poor baby, Falconer. Hooray for moves and possible publishing and learning to code! And breakfasts! You guys are the best.

tcwill00
tcwill00
6 years ago

Thanks, everyone, for the well wishing for my baby.

I owe you folks some pix because they’re a year old now. I will get them up tomorrow.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
6 years ago

Is she getting better? I can’t tell from your posts.

Viscaria
Viscaria
6 years ago

I owe you folks some pix because they’re a year old now.

Are they really? Incredible.

katz
6 years ago

First Sneak is 21 and now Falconer’s babies are one? NOOOO EVERYONE STOP GETTING BIG!

kittehserf
6 years ago

It only matters when you’re the figurehead of all feminism everywhere, which apparently we are.

Wut? Should the masthead look something like this, then?

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@DDW

I didn’t make the claim about their bad grammar, that was the original claim here in comments, but as it turns out, theirs is pretty typical.

No. You claimed never to have seem a single MRA poster with bad grammar. Then, when one was pointed out to you, you said that bad grammar on MRA posters was uncommon and certainly not more common than any other movement. ON THEIR POSTERS.

You then went at my suggestion to a popular MRA site and counted up posters with or without errors (I assume you did anyway and did so accurately – well done, there). And stated that slightly under 10% of the posters (5 out of 55) had errors.

And then you claimed that this showed that MRA errors on MRA posters where no more common than any other movement. This is pure ass-umption by you because you do not know how common errors are on posters from other movements.

So unless you prove that around 10% of posters on a mainstream feminist site, you are still talking out of your ass.

See this is how logic works. Fun isn’t it? Well, more fun that nitpicking grammar, anyway.

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@DWW Sorry, hadn’t read your last comments – hope the medical test turn out to be good news.

tcwill00
tcwill00
6 years ago

@kiwi girl: yes she is. The swelling is gone and last night she gave us wet diapers for the first time in a couple of days. She seems to be over the dire rear, too.

Except now she’s farting a lot. Beloved said yesterday our girl farted everywhere she crawled. Who needs bells?

Better out than in, though.

titianblue
titianblue
6 years ago

@tcwill00 glad to hear she’s better – even if windy. At least you know where she is …

cloudiah
6 years ago

Glad to hear baby Falconer is doing better, and propelling herself along by tooting. You crawl much faster with the wind at out your back(side).

I wake up everyday telling bad jokes. I can’t help myself.

gillyrosebee
gillyrosebee
6 years ago

Who knew you could be happy for a wet diaper? Good thoughts on the way to you and beloved and both baby Falconers!

freemage
freemage
6 years ago

DDW: Good luck on the medical tests.

DDW: Please stick the flounce.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
6 years ago

@Falconer: hooray. 🙂

Alice Sanguinaria
6 years ago

Of course they’re one. That’s what babies do. You put two in a room together for too long and they combine into one mega-baby.

Mega-baby? Uh oh.

*imagines a world where gigantic mega-babies rule the earth*

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago
Alice Sanguinaria
6 years ago

This explains SO MUCH.

kittehserf
6 years ago

Mega babies?

http://oglaf.com/weepingwoods/

(SFW even though it’s Oglaf)

pecunium
6 years ago

re raw diets: I was reading a study (about five years ago? Maybe only three, I forget; there have been a lot of studies in front of my eyes) that people who try to go “all raw” suffer both health issues, and massive cravings. Adding a small bit of cooked food helps a lot.

But it seems we’ve bred ourselves out of the ability to live a purely raw lifestyle.

Re food: I was just in Boston at the beginning of the month and heard wonderful news; commercial food is no longer going to be allowed to end up in the garbage: Restaurants and groceries will have to arrange to have them taken to food banks, shelters, etc.

Also (though I don’t know who will get to benefit from it) one of the more recent owners of Tj’s (not Joe Colombe, one of the Aldi buyers, who has since sold off his interest) is doing a venture with “expired” food, because the, “best buy” dates are really a sort of marketing gimmick, and most of them have no absolute value (milk, for example, is supposed to be good for one week after opening, with the latest date one is “supposed” to open it being the date on the package).

Others have covered the taurine issue, but when I was working at the veterinary clinic the owner (there were four vets, all women; two did exotics, two did only cats and dogs), left a treatment room and was a dozen shades of livid, because a client (the animals were patients, the owners were clients; it was an interesting place to work: animals first, all the way) had been doing a total vegetarian diet for her cat (which wasn’t working well, hence the visit) and balked at being told to feed the poor beastie some liver every three days or so.

“I can’t do that! I’m a vegetarian”.

So was the doctor, but the cat… cant be. We prescribed Taurine pills (which aren’t as effective, they are meant to be a supplement, not a replacement), and didn’t tell her they were extracted from beef bones.

Livid. I thought she was going to commit bodily mayhem. Lord knows it was hard as hell to be polite to the owner as the bill was being paid/prescription picked up, because if we were as cold as we wanted to be she’d have gone to another vet; perhaps not mentioning the diet.

pecunium
6 years ago

O M G !

That was one of the most doggedly tedious people I’ve seen on the site. Honestly, the dedication to one (peurile) argument (of dubious merit; even when taken at face value [which I couldn’t]) was epic (in the fail way).

Taking it all at one sitting, without the couple of days of buildup… I think it outdid Brandon for the “I don’t hear what you are saying, so I will pretend it didn’t happen and speak as if you were agreeing with me”.

Blyah!

Brooked
Brooked
6 years ago

Yup, DDW turned this thread into a place where joy came to die. They’re the first MBZ troll I regret feeding.

cloudiah
6 years ago

They’re the first MBZ troll I regret feeding.

They’re the first MBZ troll I regret creating.

pecunium
6 years ago

I see cloudiah, DDW was your secret weapon against Feminism. You are truly playing a deep game.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

Wait, wasn’t the first troll you created Ms ballon boobs with the underbite above? Because I quite like her.

pecunium
6 years ago

cassandra: She doesn’t regret that one.

cloudiah
6 years ago

I’m rather fond of that busty troll, but I merely found her — I didn’t create her.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
6 years ago

For some reason she reminds me of Emma the Emo. I think it’s the hair.

kittehserf
6 years ago

I see cloudiah, DDW was your secret weapon against Feminism. You are truly playing a deep game.

Bwahahahahha!

kittehserf
6 years ago

Saw a topically funny bit of graffiti today: someone had scrawled a dire poem in the station loos, and someone else had come along and corrected its English (no you’re instead of your, but a weren’t instead of wasn’t and you instead of u).

That’s my kinda graffiti. 🙂

LBT
LBT
6 years ago

RE: katz

First Sneak is 21 and now Falconer’s babies are one? NOOOO EVERYONE STOP GETTING BIG!

TIME MOVES SO QUICKLY.

RE: cloudiah

There there, don’t feel bad. Trolls create themselves, you know. How could you have known?

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