While the rest of America wastes its time celebrating “President’s Day,” we here at Man Boobz celebrate those who truly run this great nation of ours: Evil, selfish women.
Wait, you were thinking, I thought it was men who mostly ran the world? No. It just looks that way. Oh, sure, all the presidents have been men. The overwhelming majority of elected officials are men. The rich people who seem to have the most influence over politicians tend to be men — it’s the Koch brothers, not the Koch sisters.
But to judge who has power in this world by looking at those who have power in this world is a giant mistake, according to our eminently logical friends in the Men’s Rights movement. That’s the APEX FALLACY.
Nope. Really, it’s ladies that run everything. And run it into the ground! Let’s hear what some of the fine gentlemen from The Spearhead have to say about this. CitymanMichael invokes the sacred power of BIOTRUTH to explain why male politicians are little more than the slaves of women:
And this will inevitably lead to East German style repression. Ladies love East German style repression!
So why not beat the ladies to the punch and just get rid of some of the peskier aspects of democracy? Oh, Mickey, you so undemocratic:
Hey, at least the Founding Fathers knew what was up when it came to women. That’s why they restricted voting to men!
BONUS OFF TOPIC RANT: In the same “women are ruining democracy or maybe democracy sucks anyway” thread I’ve been quoting from, our old friend geographybeefinalisthimself, the fellow who provided us with yesterday’s lovely rape fantasy, gives me yet another shoutout. This one makes even less sense than the last one, and suggests that to some in the Men’s Rights movement I am little more than a boogeyman conjured up whenever they feel they need a good scaring or someone — something — to rage against.
On the off-chance that geographybeefinalisthimself is reading this: feminists aren’t defending this woman. Feminists don’t defend random female murderers because they are women. This particular woman is evil. I’m not the only one who thinks her story about killing 22 people as part of a Satanic cult starting when she was 13 sounds like bullshit — I’m pretty skeptical of all stories involving supposed Satanic cults and murder — but I wouldn’t be surprised if she has in fact killed a number of other people. Regardless of how many people she’s killed, she is a terrible, terrible person. I’m not sure what on earth that has to do with the purpose of this blog.
Okay, so the best pay-back I can think of is that the MRAs design and build their sex robots, and then also program them.
Bwahahahahahaha
Wait, wait, wait, if I admit one woman somewhere at some time did a bad thing the whole feminism house of cards comes down? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!?
Marie: Oh, I know that. The thing is that there is a popular belief that insanity pleas will get you off a murder charge. The type of thing a 19 year old with no prior experience with the legal system believes based on TV dramas.
@Noadi
Kk. Sorry for jumping the gun, I was just already suspicious cuz of the ‘mentally ill people are dangerous’ conversation on the other thread.
I thankfully missed that conversation. It would have made me too angry.
Wait a minute. Women all support each other biologically? I thought that women were bad because we’re all catty mean girls that like to gossip about each other and steal each other’s men.
Maybe my ladybrainz are too slow to keep up with the changing varieties of evil we are supposed to be committing. I don’t know how we manage to continue running the world when we are so intellectually inferior.
Have people been following the Olympics? They had women’s ski jumping for the first time this year. Some countries apparently took away a lot of the funding from the men’s team to focus on getting the women medals. I’m pretty sure this only happened in countries like the US and Canada which don’t tend to medal in the men’s event anyway, but I’ve been wondering if the MRAs would catch wind of this and get all pissy.
You don’t think CitymanMichael lives DIRECTLY ON THE BEACH, do you?
weirwoodtreehugger – no, I don’t watch the Olympics.
Random – werecats.
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/humans-create-cat-werewolves-1522082730/@Jessica
@cassandra
D’awww. Those are adorable :3
The article keeps going on about how ugly they are but I think they’re adorable too.
“so let’s watch them try to argue NAWALT here”
Obviously not all women are like that. I mean if every single woman in the world went out and killed 22 people, I’m pretty sure there would be no one left. Even if you really think all women are terrors that want to mass murder people, it’s pretty obvious they don’t actually do so. (And why don’t male mass murders reflect badly on all men? Might it be because *gasp* most people aren’t so stupid as to assume all men are exactly the same?!)
Satanic Ritual Abuse? Wasn’t that a thing that everyone was worried about in the ’80s?
You are an evil person.
I am full of admiration.
Satanic ritual abuse and false memory syndrome, NZ’s terrible case:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ellis_%28childcare_worker%29
The allegations should not have been believed: children being murdered (but no-one reporting their deaths or any children going missing), children being hung up in cages from the ceiling of the creche (no cages or places where cages could be hung from existed, no parents or creche workers ever noticed this) and so on.
Sadly, the case has been used to attack feminism (should I be surprised?) when the idiots doing the child interviews and their world views that satanic abuse really occurred should never have been allowed near the children in the first place.
In the American case the children told the court that the accused had threatened to feed them to sharks that lived in the local pond/creek. Somehow this failed to tip anyone off that something wasn’t quite right at the time.
@Kiwi girl:
You know something’s fiction when it sounds like a Creepypasta.
Creepypasta sounds like something served at Cthulhu’s Ristorante.
I pointed my vagina in the general direction of North Korea and thought really hard thoughts at it for democracy and prosperity to come to that region, but Kim Jong Un has yet to thank me.
Then I decided maybe I should aim closer to home and turned my breasts towards Wall Street, and as it turns out, they still can’t get their stuff together.
So I thought maybe I was aiming too high, or it’s only useful for selfish reasons, and batted my eyelashes at the local mayor. I didn’t even get my free tyranny-flavoured ice-cream.
I feel ripped off. I’m supposed to have the power of teh sexy! and it doesn’t work. Is there a user manual somewhere for my body parts?
obviously women supporting each other is bad, because then we rely on men less :/
women tearing down each other is good, but should still be portrayed as bad because then they can feel superior to us.
mras are so… blarg. I can’t even be funny. 😐
So, it looks like the murder that they have Miranda Barbour for was committed with her husband — which is something that you often see when women commit violence. At any rate, when it comes to killing 22 people….I don’t believe her. I’m also against the death penalty for anyone, regardless of gender.
It’s the persecuted hegemon all over again. Men have all the power, and that justifies men having all the power, except when it’s convenient they don’t, upon which they become downtrodden masses under the cruel yoke of women.
@vaiyt
Kind of like how to fundamentalist Christians, Christians are simultaneously the bulk of the American population and should get their way because DEMOCRACY! and a dwindling, besieged minority who should get their way because TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY!
What.
Just… what?
…Shit, guys, it looks like we don’t have a leg to stand on here. One woman being a murderer is sound proof that ALL women are murderers (seriously, WHAT?). My tiny feminist brain is just short-circuiting trying to come up with an argument to refute this impenetrable logic.
“But to judge who has power in this world by looking at those who have power in this world is a giant mistake…” LOL
@zippydoo | Hilarious.
@Karalora | “fundamentalist” Christians aren’t a bulk of the American population. Plenty of people claim some vague Christian affiliation that is more or less meaningless to them when it comes down to it. Who actually practices is something else.