So that’s the beginning to what has to be my favorite creepy convo I’ve seen posted to the Reddit CreepyPMs subreddit yet. I don’t want to SPOIL anything, but let’s just say that the pink lady in this conversation comes up with a rather unique way to send this dick-pic-posting male correspondent packing.
See here for the rest, and here for the Reddit thread. Oh, and don’t worry, you won’t have to look at his c*ck, or any other horrifying thing, and nothing else will be spoiled if you scroll down through all the pics. (You’ll get what I’m talking about in a second.)
Well, the thread where he told us about Uncle Monty was quite funny.
I’ve banned Sam for the depression comment. That’s over the line.
There’s no evidence of sockpuppetry (at least not from the IPs), but that doesn’t mean much.
Thank you, David!
LBT
Interesting fact about bellybutton lint:
If you shave a 2 inch diameter circle around your navel, you wont get any.
So what you’re saying is that it’s impossible to clean an unshaven bellybutton?
XD perfect!
Hellkell, where do I send the bill for my new monitor? This one’s covered with tea.
Someone did a PhD(?) dissertation on the contents on bellybutton fluff. Apparently it’s mainly clothing fibres. YMMV.
Kiwi girl: that puts “navel gazing” in a whole new light.
Kiwi girl: I’m fascinated by what leads one to do a dissertation about bellybutton lint.
RE: Diogenes
Interesting fact about bellybutton lint:
If you shave a 2 inch diameter circle around your navel, you wont get any.
Hell no! Death first! *cradles tummy protectively* Do you know what I had to GO THROUGH to get this belly fuzz?
@Diogenes
1) that would look really silly.
2) I’m pretty sure this is factually wrong, because I barely have any hair around my belly button, and I still get lint in it.
Neither interesting nor much of a fact, typical Diogenes.
Not all of us have so much hair on our stomachs that it would be possible to shave a hole in the middle of it, you know. Is this the new version of “women don’t poop”? We don’t get bellybutton lint either?
Once again, everything Diogenes knows about women’s bodies could fit on a post-it note. One of the tiny ones people use to mark their place in files.
I was thinking more a five-cent postage stamp.
Why would one shave one’s stomach anyway? Is cleaning the lint out when one showers so difficult?
Hey, at least now if you ever see some dumbass with a circle shaved in the middle of his stomach at the beach you know who it is.
It’s not difficult at all. But look at the source–a person who seems to have great difficulty with the simplest things.
hellkell – yup, that was my thinking. Also Diogenes the Dumbass seems to have a bit of an ewww thing about body hair in general, iirc. Which is fine in itself, it’s his stupid prescriptions (and wannabe proscriptions) about everything related to it that’s laughable.
Hey, if he wants to wax his own ass (with random crop circles? oh please let it be true!) then that’s fine, but I’m not sure why he expects the rest of us to care.
I am now wondering whether a hairy person has ever shaved various patterns or pictures into their body hair. Come on, someone somewhere must have!
They could be a human version of one of those complicated topiary gardens with deer and bunnies and stuff like that.
This made me guffaw. Cats were scared.
Why yes, that has been done. By lots of people, from the looks of it:
http://www.looneypalace.com/hilariously-shaved-body-hair/
I wish the site had a better name.
I liked the Superman logo. The others, meh.
I’m not at all surprised to see that someone shaved a damn longhorn on their chest. I’m only surprised it’s taken me this long.