So I’ve been poking around the CreepyPM’s subreddit again — it’s a place where people, mostly women, post screenshots of the creepy private messages they’ve gotten from anonymous weirdos — and I ran across this doozy from Omegle, an online chat program that links up random strangers.
This bit of passive-aggressive, cut-and-paste pervery was one anonymous fellow’s opening conversational salvo. (Click on the pic to see a larger, more readable version.)
Now, I’m no psychiatrist, but as someone who’s suffered from depression, I’m pretty sure that guilt-tripping random women on the internet into sending you pictures of their BOOBZ isn’t going to actually help to cure this depression.
But the fact is, this guy isn’t actually suicidal. He’s just made that bit up in order to con women — and evidently some underage girls — into showing him their tits.
How do I know? Because. as a couple of the regulars in the CreepyPMs subreddit have pointed out, he’s done this before, apparently many times, with the same sob story about “having a really crap week (my grandma died).” So either he’s lost several dozen grandmothers in the past couple of years or he’s lying. I’m going to go with the latter explanation. Occam’s razor and all.
So congratulations, dude, you’ve managed to define a new low in shitty online pervery. From now on, people will forever measured by your yardstick. As in, “well, that’s guy’s pretty pervy, but he’s not quit as pervy as the guy who pretended to be suicidal on Omegle to get girls to show him their tits.”
So, saying that it’s shitty to attempt to manipulate woman into showing their breasts is “nonsense” that wil ensure you will be a “perma-virgin.”
And “women folk?” Timmy, did you wander in here from 1867?
kittehserf, Tim reminds me of that video someone post…just show me your genital, (genetalia!) lol.
LOL!
Going to nurse my head cold and see if I make to work tomorrow, have a goodnight all.
Niters!
That’s why I asked if he was talking to David.
And thanks to whoever it was who suggested the firefox toolbar to kittehs and thanks for reminding me I wanted to try it!
Hi all! I’ve been lurking for a bit, and finally decided to de-lurk, for a minute…
David, you are wonderful and awesome for running this blog. It’s made me laugh, it’s made me tear out hair (well, not really… just almost), and it’s made for some interesting conversations with the awesomest of my friends…
justabrowngirl, I hope you feel better! Head colds are awful, beyond reckoning.
Robert, you made me laugh, so very, very hard. I’m glad to encounter another person with a fondness, or at least a memory, of Candide. Voltaire is wonderful, and depressing, and hilarious all at once, sometimes. Plus, that reference is so applicable sometimes, eh?
Thanks to all the regulars, too! The perfectly timed cute fuzzy animal videos, memes, and photos make the wold a better place.
That said, creepypms sounds like it’s either horrifying or hilarious. I’m not sure which…
I promise not to blather on like this too often, but de-lurking causes too much enthusiasm. And I’m well caffeinated… perhaps too well… is there such a thing?
That was jefrir, eli. 🙂
@LBT: Ooh, Settlers! I call red! And I phrase myself very carefully when proposing deals involving lumber.
(“Anybody have wood for sheep?” for those who aren’t aware.)
@ContraPangloss
HI and welcome :3
Yay! Folks here like Settlers. 🙂 (big fan of board games)
Hi, ContraPangloss, have a welcome package!
As for too much coffee …
@ LBT
The thread with MEZ that people were referring to is here.
http://manboobz.com/2014/01/29/mens-rights-redditors-confused-angered-by-random-womans-obvious-joke-about-spermjacking-some-dude/
@ Robert
If there’s one thing about the US that, on an ethical level, I will always have trouble understanding, it’s the idea that if people can’t afford to pay for medical treatment we should just let them die. Just don’t get how anyone can think that’s an ethically acceptable way to run a country as wealthy as this one. I’m glad that your meds are covered, but the fact that if you’d had a different job earlier they wouldn’t be scares me when I realize that there are probably people living right next door who’d think that was OK.
Howdy, ContraPangloss! Pull up a beanbag and a big cup of your favorite libation. You may need it, the shitshow gets hairy at times. Luckily, we have mockery on tap at all hours.
We also have pics of silly critters!
Cat deciding she’ll decide what’s comfortable, part the forty-third: Maddie on one of her favourite cushions – a plastic bag full of knitting needles.
http://i.imgur.com/aG7ium5.jpg
Argh. “Cat deciding she’ll say what’s comfortable” might have read better. 😛
RE: Kittehs
LBT – yeah, I’m seeing a fun evening out of this, probably after a quick look and “Nah … not going to happen, is it?”
Yup. It’d be terribly socially awkward, but let’s face it, I’m quite accustomed to that. And then we play games or tell shaggy-dog stories the rest of the night! It’ll be grand.
RE: Falconer (right? Your screenname’s coming up funny…)
@LBT: Ooh, Settlers! I call red! And I phrase myself very carefully when proposing deals involving lumber.
Aw, but that’s part of the fun! Also, house rule is to ignore the robber whenever possible. That okay with you?
RE: Skye
You can come play with me and Falconer.
RE: CassandraSays
Thanks for the link! And yeah, I’m in a similar boat to Robert in that had I not had that MA health insurance, I would’ve died; it was a close shave even so. D: Pretty terrifying, really…
Here are scads of boobies: from my personal collections
Tim I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.
The sad commentary there is that you actually believe this. You can’t fathom that someone might actually do a decent thing from a sense of decency.
Which tells us all we need to know about you.
Awwww! Thanks for the welcome package. You are wonderful, wonderful people. Thanks for the warning pic, Kittehserf! I’m not to the point of seeing sounds, yet…
🙂
Whoot, ContraPangloss has been assimilated by the kitties!
And that’s a very caffeinated-looking gravatar, too. 😉
Yay contrapangloss got a kitty avatar! I like your avatar, contrapangloss 😀
I feel so sad. 🙁 Here I am, the local artist and regular hangers-on at Manboobz, and I’m still stuck with this stupid green blotch…
Not for lack of trying, though. Apparently wordpress.com and wordpress.org are terribly confused about me and just won’t let me replace the damn thing.
@LBT I like your green blob. If we got to hang out together, rather than sex I would like you to talk to me about being an artist, and showing me how to do your art works. I could talk to you about cats or statistics, I would leave the choice to you. 🙂
And I’m really sorry about all the experiences that have been reported here about the hideousness that appears to be American medical “care”. It’s not just the faster mortality, but also the worsened morbidity rates that makes it so morally wrong.
RE: Kiwi girl
Aw, you’re the sweetest! Cats and stats sounds like a fun bit of education for me; stats are one of those things I’ve never really understood.