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Omegle perv: Send me BEWBZ or I might just have to kill myself

So I’ve been poking around the CreepyPM’s subreddit again — it’s a place where people, mostly women, post screenshots of the creepy private messages they’ve gotten from anonymous weirdos — and I ran across this doozy from Omegle, an online chat program that links up random strangers.

This bit of passive-aggressive, cut-and-paste pervery was one anonymous fellow’s opening conversational salvo. (Click on the pic to see a larger, more readable version.)

Hey - ASKING FOR BOOBZ DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING PERV! Im just having a really crap week (my grandma died) and I want a girl to be adventurous and sweet enough to show me her boobz. I DON'T want a slut, and I'm NOT horny, I just want a girl who is cool enough to try that and make me feel happier - its the effort thats important. Plus girls say I'm cute and I have abs. So DON'T add me if you won't send it! And im feeling really suicidal, so being a bitch will only make things worse :( - Im 18 Male from London, and here's my kik:

Now, I’m no psychiatrist, but as someone who’s suffered from depression, I’m pretty sure that guilt-tripping random women on the internet into sending you pictures of their BOOBZ isn’t going to actually help to cure this depression.

But the fact is, this guy isn’t actually suicidal. He’s just made that bit up in order to con women — and evidently some underage girls — into showing him their tits.

How do I know? Because. as a couple of the regulars in the CreepyPMs subreddit have pointed out, he’s done this before, apparently many times, with the same sob story about “having a really crap week (my grandma died).” So either he’s lost several dozen grandmothers in the past couple of years or he’s lying. I’m going to go with the latter explanation. Occam’s razor and all.

So congratulations, dude, you’ve managed to define a new low in shitty online pervery. From now on, people will forever measured by your yardstick. As in, “well, that’s guy’s pretty pervy, but he’s not quit as pervy as the guy who pretended to be suicidal on Omegle to get girls to show him their tits.”

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deniseeliza
deniseeliza
10 years ago

Only when women do it. To “incels”. Whom they taunt with their bodies that they refuse to hand over.

Gosh. The greatest human rights movement of the century is confusing. 🙁

Skye
Skye
10 years ago

Franticcaps, that poor boy & his family. Abusive people are horrible (obvious, I know, but…)

Sometimes, it just makes you want to get into law enforcement so you can help find these creeps & stop them from hurting people

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

A little late on this, but regarding health insurance in the USA (best of all possible nations, President Doctor Pangloss presiding). I have relatively good coverage due entirely to a career in the Federal civil service. The HIV meds that are keeping me alive have a monthly copay of $US45.00. The retail cost is approximately $US2,500.00. That’s more than our mortgage payment. My HMO is losing SO much $money$ on me. If they had any legal way to do it, I’d be off the rolls before you could say social Darwinism.

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Gosh. The greatest human rights movement of the century is confusing. 🙁

You’re telling me. And they think we’re the weird ones…

kittehserf
10 years ago

Guys not bothering to wash their hands is so much a thing it featured in a Far Side cartoon.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__cL8JLw556c/SO4Y81G05kI/AAAAAAAAAZw/Ff8lnANjTPU/s400/didnt-wash-hands.jpg

Unimaginative
10 years ago

Then again, if I absolutely had to have sex with SOMEONE on this site, I’d choose one of the women over you.

But, um, that’s not a requirement of hanging out here… Right?!?!?!

kittehserf
10 years ago

If it is, I didn’t get the memo!

I thought supplying kitty pics was the requirement.

kittehserf
10 years ago

auggz – Tiny Tim dropped his other non sequitur on the WTF is an MGTOW thread.

Ally S
10 years ago

You are so embarrassing. You deserve to be a perma-virgin.

I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.
It won’t.

If not having sex means that I’ll “miss out” on having sex with MRA folks then I’ll gladly be a virgin forever.

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
10 years ago

I rather stay celibate.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Ditto.

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Tiny Tim dropped his other non sequitur on the WTF is an MGTOW thread.

He seems obsessed with sex, or rather, the lack of it.

I find that verrrrry telling.

eli
eli
10 years ago

Is Tim talking to Dave or to us?

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Himself, I think.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
10 years ago

By the way, I will like to thanked everyone for the positive vibes and allowing me to have a safe space to be able to talk freely and without judgment.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

I’d rather have sex with a woman than an MRA. At least the woman, we can just be apologetic and, “Yeah, sorry about this, aliens are making us do it,” rather than bitter and hatey.

I’m so glad you’ve got that coverage, Robert. I pretty much figure I’m going to be poor for life; I can’t afford to leave Medicaid, and I don’t think any insurance plan would be willing to cover me without mega-bucks.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Hugs, justabrowngirl!

(Furrinati hugs, of course.)

kittehserf
10 years ago

LBT – it could even turn into, “Well, we gave it a try, how about we watch a movie now? Or talk about stuff? Or play a game or something?” with two people who’re not MRAs.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
10 years ago

Hugs right back at you kittehserf. Aww! and kitty, and doggy love too.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
10 years ago

LBT, or we try…let get some ben & jerry’s or drinks?

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

You are so embarrassing. You deserve to be a perma-virgin.

I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.
It won’t.

In which Ted admits he can’t think of any reason to care about women except the hope of getting laid.

Also, that he thinks it’s “nonsense to object to extorting porn from teenage girls.

LBT
LBT
10 years ago

RE: Kittehs and justabrowngirl

Bingo. We can be like, “Welp, that was educational, let’s play Settlers of Catan,” or whatever. Perfectly enjoyable evening, while Tim, even if he’s the most physically appealing specimen on the planet, would not be.

kittehserf
10 years ago

Timmy boy probably thinks it’s unfair that he’s expected to talk to a woman at all before he gets to shove it in. Expecting him to share his greate dudely wisdom with a mere womanthing is misandry!

kittehserf
10 years ago

LBT – yeah, I’m seeing a fun evening out of this, probably after a quick look and “Nah … not going to happen, is it?” 😀

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

Also, you’ve gotta love a guy who sees dozens of women commenting on this blog and still tries to tell David that he won’t get our attention this way. Obviously, his sucking up is working after all.