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Omegle perv: Send me BEWBZ or I might just have to kill myself

So I’ve been poking around the CreepyPM’s subreddit again — it’s a place where people, mostly women, post screenshots of the creepy private messages they’ve gotten from anonymous weirdos — and I ran across this doozy from Omegle, an online chat program that links up random strangers.

This bit of passive-aggressive, cut-and-paste pervery was one anonymous fellow’s opening conversational salvo. (Click on the pic to see a larger, more readable version.)

Hey - ASKING FOR BOOBZ DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING PERV! Im just having a really crap week (my grandma died) and I want a girl to be adventurous and sweet enough to show me her boobz. I DON'T want a slut, and I'm NOT horny, I just want a girl who is cool enough to try that and make me feel happier - its the effort thats important. Plus girls say I'm cute and I have abs. So DON'T add me if you won't send it! And im feeling really suicidal, so being a bitch will only make things worse :( - Im 18 Male from London, and here's my kik:

Now, I’m no psychiatrist, but as someone who’s suffered from depression, I’m pretty sure that guilt-tripping random women on the internet into sending you pictures of their BOOBZ isn’t going to actually help to cure this depression.

But the fact is, this guy isn’t actually suicidal. He’s just made that bit up in order to con women — and evidently some underage girls — into showing him their tits.

How do I know? Because. as a couple of the regulars in the CreepyPMs subreddit have pointed out, he’s done this before, apparently many times, with the same sob story about “having a really crap week (my grandma died).” So either he’s lost several dozen grandmothers in the past couple of years or he’s lying. I’m going to go with the latter explanation. Occam’s razor and all.

So congratulations, dude, you’ve managed to define a new low in shitty online pervery. From now on, people will forever measured by your yardstick. As in, “well, that’s guy’s pretty pervy, but he’s not quit as pervy as the guy who pretended to be suicidal on Omegle to get girls to show him their tits.”

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deniseeliza
deniseeliza
7 years ago

Only when women do it. To “incels”. Whom they taunt with their bodies that they refuse to hand over.

Gosh. The greatest human rights movement of the century is confusing. 🙁

Skye
Skye
7 years ago

Franticcaps, that poor boy & his family. Abusive people are horrible (obvious, I know, but…)

Sometimes, it just makes you want to get into law enforcement so you can help find these creeps & stop them from hurting people

Robert
Robert
7 years ago

A little late on this, but regarding health insurance in the USA (best of all possible nations, President Doctor Pangloss presiding). I have relatively good coverage due entirely to a career in the Federal civil service. The HIV meds that are keeping me alive have a monthly copay of $US45.00. The retail cost is approximately $US2,500.00. That’s more than our mortgage payment. My HMO is losing SO much $money$ on me. If they had any legal way to do it, I’d be off the rolls before you could say social Darwinism.

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Gosh. The greatest human rights movement of the century is confusing. 🙁

You’re telling me. And they think we’re the weird ones…

kittehserf
7 years ago

Guys not bothering to wash their hands is so much a thing it featured in a Far Side cartoon.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__cL8JLw556c/SO4Y81G05kI/AAAAAAAAAZw/Ff8lnANjTPU/s400/didnt-wash-hands.jpg

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
7 years ago

Then again, if I absolutely had to have sex with SOMEONE on this site, I’d choose one of the women over you.

But, um, that’s not a requirement of hanging out here… Right?!?!?!

kittehserf
7 years ago

If it is, I didn’t get the memo!

I thought supplying kitty pics was the requirement.

kittehserf
7 years ago

auggz – Tiny Tim dropped his other non sequitur on the WTF is an MGTOW thread.

Ally S
7 years ago

You are so embarrassing. You deserve to be a perma-virgin.

I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.
It won’t.

If not having sex means that I’ll “miss out” on having sex with MRA folks then I’ll gladly be a virgin forever.

JustAbrowngirl
JustAbrowngirl
7 years ago

I rather stay celibate.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Ditto.

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Tiny Tim dropped his other non sequitur on the WTF is an MGTOW thread.

He seems obsessed with sex, or rather, the lack of it.

I find that verrrrry telling.

eli
eli
7 years ago

Is Tim talking to Dave or to us?

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Himself, I think.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
7 years ago

By the way, I will like to thanked everyone for the positive vibes and allowing me to have a safe space to be able to talk freely and without judgment.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

I’d rather have sex with a woman than an MRA. At least the woman, we can just be apologetic and, “Yeah, sorry about this, aliens are making us do it,” rather than bitter and hatey.

I’m so glad you’ve got that coverage, Robert. I pretty much figure I’m going to be poor for life; I can’t afford to leave Medicaid, and I don’t think any insurance plan would be willing to cover me without mega-bucks.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Hugs, justabrowngirl!

(Furrinati hugs, of course.)

kittehserf
7 years ago

LBT – it could even turn into, “Well, we gave it a try, how about we watch a movie now? Or talk about stuff? Or play a game or something?” with two people who’re not MRAs.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
7 years ago

Hugs right back at you kittehserf. Aww! and kitty, and doggy love too.

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
7 years ago

LBT, or we try…let get some ben & jerry’s or drinks?

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
7 years ago

You are so embarrassing. You deserve to be a perma-virgin.

I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.
It won’t.

In which Ted admits he can’t think of any reason to care about women except the hope of getting laid.

Also, that he thinks it’s “nonsense to object to extorting porn from teenage girls.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Kittehs and justabrowngirl

Bingo. We can be like, “Welp, that was educational, let’s play Settlers of Catan,” or whatever. Perfectly enjoyable evening, while Tim, even if he’s the most physically appealing specimen on the planet, would not be.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Timmy boy probably thinks it’s unfair that he’s expected to talk to a woman at all before he gets to shove it in. Expecting him to share his greate dudely wisdom with a mere womanthing is misandry!

kittehserf
7 years ago

LBT – yeah, I’m seeing a fun evening out of this, probably after a quick look and “Nah … not going to happen, is it?” 😀

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
7 years ago

Also, you’ve gotta love a guy who sees dozens of women commenting on this blog and still tries to tell David that he won’t get our attention this way. Obviously, his sucking up is working after all.

sparky
sparky
7 years ago

So, saying that it’s shitty to attempt to manipulate woman into showing their breasts is “nonsense” that wil ensure you will be a “perma-virgin.”

And “women folk?” Timmy, did you wander in here from 1867?

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
7 years ago

kittehserf, Tim reminds me of that video someone post…just show me your genital, (genetalia!) lol.

kittehserf
7 years ago

LOL!

justabrowngirl
justabrowngirl
7 years ago

Going to nurse my head cold and see if I make to work tomorrow, have a goodnight all.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Niters!

eli
eli
7 years ago

Also, you’ve gotta love a guy who sees dozens of women commenting on this blog and still tries to tell David that he won’t get our attention this way.

That’s why I asked if he was talking to David.

And thanks to whoever it was who suggested the firefox toolbar to kittehs and thanks for reminding me I wanted to try it!

ContraPangloss
ContraPangloss
7 years ago

Hi all! I’ve been lurking for a bit, and finally decided to de-lurk, for a minute…

David, you are wonderful and awesome for running this blog. It’s made me laugh, it’s made me tear out hair (well, not really… just almost), and it’s made for some interesting conversations with the awesomest of my friends…

justabrowngirl, I hope you feel better! Head colds are awful, beyond reckoning.

Robert, you made me laugh, so very, very hard. I’m glad to encounter another person with a fondness, or at least a memory, of Candide. Voltaire is wonderful, and depressing, and hilarious all at once, sometimes. Plus, that reference is so applicable sometimes, eh?

Thanks to all the regulars, too! The perfectly timed cute fuzzy animal videos, memes, and photos make the wold a better place.

That said, creepypms sounds like it’s either horrifying or hilarious. I’m not sure which…

I promise not to blather on like this too often, but de-lurking causes too much enthusiasm. And I’m well caffeinated… perhaps too well… is there such a thing?

kittehserf
7 years ago

That was jefrir, eli. 🙂

tcwill00
tcwill00
7 years ago

@LBT: Ooh, Settlers! I call red! And I phrase myself very carefully when proposing deals involving lumber.

(“Anybody have wood for sheep?” for those who aren’t aware.)

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

@ContraPangloss

HI and welcome :3

Skye
Skye
7 years ago

Yay! Folks here like Settlers. 🙂 (big fan of board games)

kittehserf
7 years ago

Hi, ContraPangloss, have a welcome package!

As for too much coffee …

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
7 years ago

@ LBT

The thread with MEZ that people were referring to is here.

http://manboobz.com/2014/01/29/mens-rights-redditors-confused-angered-by-random-womans-obvious-joke-about-spermjacking-some-dude/

@ Robert

If there’s one thing about the US that, on an ethical level, I will always have trouble understanding, it’s the idea that if people can’t afford to pay for medical treatment we should just let them die. Just don’t get how anyone can think that’s an ethically acceptable way to run a country as wealthy as this one. I’m glad that your meds are covered, but the fact that if you’d had a different job earlier they wouldn’t be scares me when I realize that there are probably people living right next door who’d think that was OK.

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

Howdy, ContraPangloss! Pull up a beanbag and a big cup of your favorite libation. You may need it, the shitshow gets hairy at times. Luckily, we have mockery on tap at all hours.

kittehserf
7 years ago

We also have pics of silly critters!

Cat deciding she’ll decide what’s comfortable, part the forty-third: Maddie on one of her favourite cushions – a plastic bag full of knitting needles.

http://i.imgur.com/aG7ium5.jpg

kittehserf
7 years ago

Argh. “Cat deciding she’ll say what’s comfortable” might have read better. 😛

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Kittehs

LBT – yeah, I’m seeing a fun evening out of this, probably after a quick look and “Nah … not going to happen, is it?”

Yup. It’d be terribly socially awkward, but let’s face it, I’m quite accustomed to that. And then we play games or tell shaggy-dog stories the rest of the night! It’ll be grand.

RE: Falconer (right? Your screenname’s coming up funny…)

@LBT: Ooh, Settlers! I call red! And I phrase myself very carefully when proposing deals involving lumber.

Aw, but that’s part of the fun! Also, house rule is to ignore the robber whenever possible. That okay with you?

RE: Skye

You can come play with me and Falconer.

RE: CassandraSays

Thanks for the link! And yeah, I’m in a similar boat to Robert in that had I not had that MA health insurance, I would’ve died; it was a close shave even so. D: Pretty terrifying, really…

pecunium
7 years ago

Tim I bet you think that the nonsense that you’re spouting here is going to win you accolades among the women folk.

The sad commentary there is that you actually believe this. You can’t fathom that someone might actually do a decent thing from a sense of decency.

Which tells us all we need to know about you.

ContraPangloss
ContraPangloss
7 years ago

Awwww! Thanks for the welcome package. You are wonderful, wonderful people. Thanks for the warning pic, Kittehserf! I’m not to the point of seeing sounds, yet…

🙂

kittehserf
7 years ago

Whoot, ContraPangloss has been assimilated by the kitties!

And that’s a very caffeinated-looking gravatar, too. 😉

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

Yay contrapangloss got a kitty avatar! I like your avatar, contrapangloss 😀

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

I feel so sad. 🙁 Here I am, the local artist and regular hangers-on at Manboobz, and I’m still stuck with this stupid green blotch…

Not for lack of trying, though. Apparently wordpress.com and wordpress.org are terribly confused about me and just won’t let me replace the damn thing.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
7 years ago

@LBT I like your green blob. If we got to hang out together, rather than sex I would like you to talk to me about being an artist, and showing me how to do your art works. I could talk to you about cats or statistics, I would leave the choice to you. 🙂

And I’m really sorry about all the experiences that have been reported here about the hideousness that appears to be American medical “care”. It’s not just the faster mortality, but also the worsened morbidity rates that makes it so morally wrong.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Kiwi girl

Aw, you’re the sweetest! Cats and stats sounds like a fun bit of education for me; stats are one of those things I’ve never really understood.