Looking through the search terms people have used to get to my blog, I can’t help but feel a little sad, even a tiny bit guilty.
Clearly the searchers who came to Man Boobz looking for information about “airport lesbians” or “sexual spanking in animal kingdom” or even “all metaphors of bread” were likely to be a bit disappointed when they got here and discovered what the blog was really about. I’ve written about this once before.
But today, as a sort of public service, I’d like to see if I can help out some of the hapless searchers who’ve come to Man Boobz by providing answers to, or at least some sort of opinions about, their more puzzling queries. Just so you know, these are all real. I’ve left out the most perverse ones.
why women spoil easier than men
Fewer preservatives?
why do girls like animals
Because animals are awesome? (Except bedbugs. And lice. Not fond of bugs in general.)
famous pople wirh cats
Obviously that second word is a typo. Here you go.
kittens in war
stefan molyneux is an idiot
Yes he is.
want does a slut want
Pretty much what we all want, I’m guessing: Good friends, a decent job, a nice place to live, a bowl of snacks, a subscription to Netflix, and regular consensual sex with cool people.
do women love sperm
You’re going to have to determine this on a case by case basis.
do military guys hate eating pussy
You’re going to have to determine this on a case by case basis too.
women are just holes
I am going to have to disagree with you on this one, bud. I think you have women confused with sponges.
Here’s are some women. (I’m not quite sure what they find so funny.)
Here’s a sponge.
Sorry, here’s a sponge.
Happy to help!
no sympathy for lonely women
Huh. That seems a little dickish, dude.
i detest women
Yeah, we get it.
i hate women so much
We get it. WE GET IT.
i’m a straight man who hates women
Yeah, seriously. WE GOT IT.
i hate women and i don’t respect them
What the fuck, man.
why do i hate women
I don’t know, dude. But at least you’re asking the question.
how to halve your vagina-age
Maybe have it wear a jaunty hat?
what happens to women butt as they age
Women’s butts build cocoons, and transform into beautiful butt butterflies!
what do men think about periods
Speaking for myself, I find them useful to end sentences with. Semicolons are much more interesting; trust me on this one!
the west is a cunt controlled matriarchy
I’m going to say no to that one.
show mewhere tofindyoung females tohavesexwith
No.
breeding european women
I think you might be looking for Stormfront, not Man Boobz.
when do guys pour their sperms?
I … don’t know? Is sperm pouring even a thing? Is this what the cool kids are into today? I feel so old.
how make a tide penis
No. First you need to ask yourself “why make a tide penis?” Actually, before you ask that, maybe you could explain to me what a “tide penis” is in the first place. Actually, scratch that. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.
ugly girls eating cream
Can’t help you there, but here are some sad women eating ice cream. There seem to be as many stock photos of this old trope as there are of Women Laughing Alone With Salad.
why men should not have cats
Wait, what? What are you talking about? GET THE HELL OFF MY BLOG.
cloudiah, no worries…I know is all in good fun.
Bina, that cat looks like is on cloud nine…and that how those girls should look up there, eating ice cream.
We’re in trouble. The monkeys have war capybara capalities. It’s only a matter of time, now:
http://www.cutestpaw.com/images/capybara-wwith-tiny-monkeys-riding-on-its-back/
That’s a lot of rodent belleh to scritch!
Bina – this thread’s been up, down and sideways, it doesn’t know where it’s going.
I confess to a small “wut?” at sueinnm’s “how am I supposed to know you’re all so mean” protest promptly being followed by saying she’s bipolar and depressive and suicidal. It’s beyond horrible to be in that situation but how were we meant to know that, and how does it relate to a simple request not to make a particular joke?
sparky, it’s a capybara All Terrain Armoured Transport! :O
Or possibly a racing capybara with pit crew:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Arv9lZUcZ6I/UsqjJD519ZI/AAAAAAAAC6s/S0iJGEnbZl8/s1600/capybara3.jpg
kittehserf, I personally thought of your picture as a tribute to someone you care about but never question it out respect and boundaries…if you wanted me to know you would tell me on your own terms. Not sure why sueinnm took so wrong your request to refrain from that particular joke, especially if it hurful to you, but (Que sera, sera).
Kittehserf, pit stop. Lol.
Que sera, sera is right, justabrowngirl!
Plus you’re right about the pic(s) they are tributes to someone I care about, whatever other beliefs are involved. 🙂
And here I thought it was because you’re as amused as the rest of us when the trolls assume you’re a man 😉
Umm… Kittehsurf, I’m a regular lurker and your partner piques my interest. Not in any bad way, just curious… Please don’t take offense.
I just wanna make sure I’m clear on this. So you believe that you’re married to a reincarnation of Louis? (If I’m confusing terms or being an intrusive ass please correct me.) Can you explain it in laymen’s terms?
Thank you… If you don’t feel comfortable in answering I don’t mind. 🙂
kitteh – sorry things got off on the wrong foot with sueinnm. I hope she’ll reconsider and stay on, assuming she was here in good faith. As far as I’m concerned, you shouldn’t ever have to defend or explain your relationship with Louis. People may not understand initially, but anyone who’s read the comments for awhile should know that it’s not something acceptable to mock. It’s not hurting anybody and it isn’t rooted in negative emotions.
OT: a tide penis is like a Tide pen, except not so good with the stain removal. But it does tuck nicely into a purse.
Capybara! And that other thread, holy cheeses.
Maybe they are into bondage, and meant tied penis?
And for kittehs with soldiers (though I’ve lost the link, this one came up) Kittens with soldiers
OMG, the one of the kitty grabbing the guy’s trigger finger.
I especially like the one of the guy *smoking* a pipe next to a ginormous explosive thing.
Buttercup – yeah, that was a pity, and zir reaction was really surprising. Still … ::shrugs::
AUGH a Tide penis pen, I do not want to think about writing with one of those.
leocigale – you’re cool. 🙂 Asking in good faith is fine.
No, Louis’s not a reincarnation; I don’t actually believe in it (which puts me at odds with about 99.99999999% of most spiritualist types, I think). It’s our souls in contact, cos he’s himself, just matured over a very long life. We’re a match, I just happen to be stuck here (the earthly side) for the time being. Neither of us really knows why we’re a matched pair, and it doesn’t matter much.
Geez it’s hard to say “this is my experience and I trust it” without sounding like I’m telling other people what to believe! I have had doubts aplenty and still do, but it’s like freemage and Buttercup in particular said, this is good stuff, so bad luck if I’m wrong.
Anyways, for me: Spirit/Heaven/whatever is a physical place, pretty much like here but a lot bigger and very flexible, like it’s … shaped energy? I dunno what to call it that doesn’t sound silly, and Louis and I live a very domestic life. Main difference for us is that 1) nobody poops* so NO LITTER and no loo in the house, 2) ditto you don’t need to eat, but he’s been cooking since he was a kid and still enjoys it, so what the heck and 3) time is so weird even he can’t do better than say it’s a ball of string tangled up by a cat. Which just goes to show he’s been totally converted to being a Kitteh Serf too, as is only right and proper.
Oh all those kitties!
*nobody of my acquaintance, that is. No doubt if other people enjoy doing so, they do!
According to their chief of staff, the Nachthexen “flew kittens in their aircraft.” Sadly there doesn’t appear to be any photographic evidence.
I just found this pic of pioneer aviator Elinor Smith and friend.
Lookit kitty in goggles!
“astral oats – space porridge ritual (sounds like one for the herd, Argenti)”
It’s the ritual the unicorns perform when they’re sick of plain oats 🙂
Bad link 🙁
Katz, in WWI on the western front at least, many pilots had animal mascots they took up with them.
I would be worried about my pet falling out, but I think the wild acrobatics that make an exciting movie were pretty rare. The Red Baron, frex, relied on sneaking up and a short, brutal attack rather than a desperate scramble.
I am not surprised that the Nachthexen flew with pets. I think some bomber crews in the West flew with dogs when they could especially in the pressurized B-29s, but I could be wrong.
Dratted link! Try again.
http://www.tamilewisbrown.com/DEV/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/img086.jpg