Looking through the search terms people have used to get to my blog, I can’t help but feel a little sad, even a tiny bit guilty.
Clearly the searchers who came to Man Boobz looking for information about “airport lesbians” or “sexual spanking in animal kingdom” or even “all metaphors of bread” were likely to be a bit disappointed when they got here and discovered what the blog was really about. I’ve written about this once before.
But today, as a sort of public service, I’d like to see if I can help out some of the hapless searchers who’ve come to Man Boobz by providing answers to, or at least some sort of opinions about, their more puzzling queries. Just so you know, these are all real. I’ve left out the most perverse ones.
why women spoil easier than men
Fewer preservatives?
why do girls like animals
Because animals are awesome? (Except bedbugs. And lice. Not fond of bugs in general.)
famous pople wirh cats
Obviously that second word is a typo. Here you go.
kittens in war
stefan molyneux is an idiot
Yes he is.
want does a slut want
Pretty much what we all want, I’m guessing: Good friends, a decent job, a nice place to live, a bowl of snacks, a subscription to Netflix, and regular consensual sex with cool people.
do women love sperm
You’re going to have to determine this on a case by case basis.
do military guys hate eating pussy
You’re going to have to determine this on a case by case basis too.
women are just holes
I am going to have to disagree with you on this one, bud. I think you have women confused with sponges.
Here’s are some women. (I’m not quite sure what they find so funny.)
Here’s a sponge.
Sorry, here’s a sponge.
Happy to help!
no sympathy for lonely women
Huh. That seems a little dickish, dude.
i detest women
Yeah, we get it.
i hate women so much
We get it. WE GET IT.
i’m a straight man who hates women
Yeah, seriously. WE GOT IT.
i hate women and i don’t respect them
What the fuck, man.
why do i hate women
I don’t know, dude. But at least you’re asking the question.
how to halve your vagina-age
Maybe have it wear a jaunty hat?
what happens to women butt as they age
Women’s butts build cocoons, and transform into beautiful butt butterflies!
what do men think about periods
Speaking for myself, I find them useful to end sentences with. Semicolons are much more interesting; trust me on this one!
the west is a cunt controlled matriarchy
I’m going to say no to that one.
show mewhere tofindyoung females tohavesexwith
No.
breeding european women
I think you might be looking for Stormfront, not Man Boobz.
when do guys pour their sperms?
I … don’t know? Is sperm pouring even a thing? Is this what the cool kids are into today? I feel so old.
how make a tide penis
No. First you need to ask yourself “why make a tide penis?” Actually, before you ask that, maybe you could explain to me what a “tide penis” is in the first place. Actually, scratch that. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.
ugly girls eating cream
Can’t help you there, but here are some sad women eating ice cream. There seem to be as many stock photos of this old trope as there are of Women Laughing Alone With Salad.
why men should not have cats
Wait, what? What are you talking about? GET THE HELL OFF MY BLOG.
Yeah, the ‘food’ in photo shoots doesn’t bear thinking about.
Maybe that’s the real reason for the models’ sad faces – they just tasted it.
Ninjaed by … well, just about everyone.
@ emilygoddess
This one.
http://manboobz.com/2014/01/29/mens-rights-redditors-confused-angered-by-random-womans-obvious-joke-about-spermjacking-some-dude/comment-page-3/#comment-409375
Flames, flames on the side of my face! I think I should probably go for a walk before I get any more pissed off.
cassandrakitty, I peek but will stay out of there, a lot of the convo are triggers for me…and I already had a very crappy day…but good on you for not staying silent.
Shit, sorry if reading that made you feel triggered too, justabrowngirl.
cloudiah’s posted some lovely brain bleach on that thread, cassandra.
Cassandrakitty, please don’t worry, it not you, is the subject (not ready to face some of my demons, I guess). So please don’t appologize for speaking your mind ( I actually admire it).
Here you go, Cloudiah. Wouldn’t want to disappoint your visitors.
Capybarasqueee!
Hugs to anyone who needs or wants them. I’m going to go for a walk now before I get really hostile (if people objected to what I said to JoJo then I better not say what I’m thinking about MEZ’s comments).
@katz
That cabybara is fucking awesome 😀
Aww! is that a guinea pig warrior? Much gladiator, lol.
cassandrakitty, don’t let anyone silence you…words are our most powerful tool.
IT’S A WAR CAPYBARA! (And didn’t LBT make a borg capybara? Or maybe it was some other large rodent.)
@cloudiah
I think it was a borg wombat. It’s right here.
cloudiah, Oopsy…is a total bad ass (forgive me).
WAR CAPYBARA!!!
I will call you Rend, because that’s what you do!
Marie, loving the back cannon.
Wombat, it was a wombat. I knew it was a rodent of unusual size, anyway. (If wombats are indeed rodents; I’m too lazy to check.)
@justabrowngirl
Just to clarify, it was drawn by LBT, not me.
@cloudiah
they’re marsupials, according to wikipedia. Do those count as rodents? I assumed they were different but don’t know exactly what constitutes a rodent.
Oh, and I didn’t mean to look like I was yelling at you, justabrowngirl — sorry about that! I was just very excited by the capybara. XD
Nope, rodents and marsupials are different. Rodents are placentals.
Well, this thread went downhill fast. Let’s see if I can help crank it back uphill with a capybara, making friends with a cat.
And look! There’s video!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4rtBmKzGo&w=640&h=360]
@katz
ah, thanks. I just didn’t know if all rodents are placentals or not.