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Men’s Rights Redditors confused, angered by random woman’s obvious joke about spermjacking some dude

Dorothy Parker would like to remind you that women are also capable of making jokes.
Frustrated Dorothy Parker would like to remind you that women are also capable of making jokes.

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Yet more proof that Men’s Rights activists live in an imaginary misandrist dystopia of their own making: this post on Reddit, which has the Men’s Righsters there in a tizzy:

567  Heard this gem yesterday at a college. Stay safe, men! (self.MensRights)  submitted 1 day ago by LoudMatt  Thought MensRights would find this interesting.  I teach a class at a small community college and yesterday I was set up at a student activities fair. At the table next to me, one of the staff (not a student, mind you), a chubby, cute woman in her early to mid 20s was talking to two students in their late teens and said (this is verbatim, btw):  "If I don't have a baby by 28, I'm just going to go to some bar and get pregnant from some guy. It's easier and cheaper and I'll get a check too!"  A classy role model right there. Stay safe, boys.      145 comments

Yeah, fellas, assuming that this even happened, I’m pretty sure what we’re dealing with is what the rest of us human beings call a “joke.” A dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless. This young lady, I feel confident in saying, does not actually intend to spermjack some innocent lad so she can spend the next 18-plus years of her life raising a child herself while trying to squeeze child support out of someone who hates her.

But don’t tell that to the Men’s Rightsers, who assume the worst about this young woman — and then some.

springy 40 points 1 day ago (45|5)  And then when she is a month pregnant, and reality sets in, she will find some sucker that looks like he has good financial prospects, sleep with him and say "You are going to be a father - let's get married". He will do the honorable thing, and then two years later she will kick him out, and she will keep the child, his house, his car, and his savings. He lose everything, including his dignity. He will only get to keep two things: regrets, and child support bills.

Indeed, some of the regulars there are so angry about it they literally want to get the young woman fired or at the very least admonished for making such a terrible, terrible comment in front of young, impressionable students who, I guess, have never heard a joke before.

Another commenter wonders how it is possible for a chubby woman to also be cute. Because fat women are hambeasts AMIRITE FELLAS HIGH FIVE!!!1!

If you scroll down far enough in the comments you will find some Men’s Rights Redditors wondering if maybe, perhaps, possibly, the woman might be making a joke. But these aren’t the comments getting the upvotes. In the Men’s Rights subreddit, anti-woman hysteria trumps rational skepticism pretty much all day, every day.

Q: How many Men’s Rights Activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: MISANDRY! SPERMJACKING! MALE DISPOSABILITY! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

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Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

Bailey is neutral on the vacuum, but Tigger believes it is trying to kill him and so he runs and hides. Other deadly threats to Tigger include the screen door opening or closing, somebody standing up and sneezes. This list is by no means comprehensive.

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

There should be a comma between “standing up” and “sneezes” as they are two separate list items.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Drama llama added to my herd. It’s going around accusing my 8 unicorns, 5 horses and the teal deer of being overly dramatic (otoh, it likes the food stuffs y’all have provided). Thankfully Sam-I-Was is boarding my ninth unicorn, so at least one of them is safe from the accusations.

Seriously MEZ, Not. Okay. It does NOT take two to clearly state why something is hurtful and keep doing it anyways — okay, it does, but only the one being hurtful is in the wrong. And it really doesn’t take two to refuse to respect someone’s boundaries. How can you not see that demanding that cat girl not take a break isn’t some sort of problem to be worked out? Or that continuing to say hurtful things is a neon sign saying he has no intent to work on his behavior?

Yeah he has the right to say if she wants a break he’s ending the relationship, but he has no right WHAT SO FUCKING EVER to say she has to stay with him. How in the FUCK can you even try to defend that?!

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
10 years ago

@Marie, thanks, gratefully accepted.

@Viscaria: our cats *sprint* out of the room if one of us sneezes. If we’re doing the ah, ah… build up to a sneeze, they bolt at that part. What is up with that?

Mr Kiwi and I were going to tease the cats back and run away from them when they sneezed. But as our cats are ragdolls, we thought that might emotionally scar them for life, so we haven’t.

cloudiah
10 years ago

Both my kitties hate the vacuum and hide from it. Hazel is terrified of closed doors. She is convinced that terrible things lurk behind them. I’ve actually heard her growl at them.

What an adorable little weirdo she is.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

“I’m not sure why, but this paragraph is striking me so the wrong way.”

Because it reeks of exactly what catgirl’s BF is doing? You’re wrong and I might be too but I know I’m not 😀

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

That second sentence is me interpreting MEZ, not directed at you Marie (good to see you back btw)

Marie
10 years ago

@argenti aertheri

Thanks for paraphrasing it. I just couldn’t put my finger on what was off about it. And it’s good to be back :3

Ally S
10 years ago

@cloudiah

I just want to say that I think Hazel is the best cat name ever. Sorry if I’ve already said this before.

Marie
10 years ago

*paraphrasing/ your take on it/ honest translation, whichever makes the most sense. I can’t word today.

Ally S
10 years ago

:: waves at Marie, even though she sees her on Tumblr all the time ::

Marie
10 years ago

@ally

Hi 😀 And I’m gonna say hi here, since I ended up taking a break from tumblr. (it was cutting too much into time I’d rather be on manboobz. Yes, I am serious :p)

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

Tigger and Bailey have wisely learned that FUN lurks behind closed doors. Lucky for them, back when boyfriend adopted them he was afraid they would get stuck in a closed room during a fire or something, so he taught them to bat doors open.

The only time that doesn’t work is when the bedroom door is locked by the cruel stepmom and her cruel pet allergies. The only way for the kitties to access FUN in that case is to beat their paws endlessly against the door to communicate their displeasure.

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
10 years ago

Knitting brain bleach: cat socks for humans
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8990491@N08/3240587561

kittehserf
10 years ago

Bailey is neutral on the vacuum, but Tigger believes it is trying to kill him and so he runs and hides. Other deadly threats to Tigger include the screen door opening or closing, somebody standing up and sneezes. This list is by no means comprehensive.

There should be a comma between “standing up” and “sneezes” as they are two separate list items.

Tigger obviously went to the same School of Terrible Threats as Fribbles. Sneezing and coughing are her particular threats. Also walking anywhere or patting her.

Standing up and sneezing at the same time would be just too much altogether!

It’s going around accusing my 8 unicorns, 5 horses and the teal deer of being overly dramatic (otoh, it likes the food stuffs y’all have provided).

Loving that mental image, also the horses and unicorns and teal deer going WTF?

Spooky cat socks, win!

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
10 years ago

I know this is all a little late, catgirl, but you might consider running all this by a family member or friend who has seen you and BF interact (we mean well, but we’re not seeing his tone or attitude or any of those real-world cues). This isn’t always helpful, because abusers can be very good at charming everyone else, but it’s also possible they’re seeing the same things you are.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Hazel the cat confuses me because I have a cousin called Hazel so whenever cloudiah mentions Hazel the cat I’m all, she did what?

Sam-I-Was?
Sam-I-Was?
10 years ago

@catgirl, I know this thread is probably overwhelming but I hope you are doing well. As someone who has posted way TMI this is a very supportive community. I hope you come back and let us know how you are doing. Whether or not you come back I am sending thoughts your way.

In the meantime I would like all of the community to know that the 9th unicorn is doing well romping with the furry friend and enjoying the house rodents combing its hair. Zie recently told me “snort, stomp, paw, snort” which I believe translates into a message to the drama llama of “take the drama back to your momma”

And in a total shout out to myself I would like to mention my new gravatar is a picture of my little girl aka furry friend. That’s her What no treat???” look. Gravatar down, trying to quote next. You kids and your technology **shakes fist**

neuroticbeagle
10 years ago

If my sister has any say in it, they will! She has A Thing for corgi crosses

Is she a feminist too? She might like this site: http://criticalfeministcorgi.tumblr.com/tagged/cfcmacro

scott1139
scott1139
10 years ago

“You’re wrong and I might be too but I know I’m not :D”

Ugh, that reminds me of how kitt33 used smiley’s–he’d write something he hoped would be upsetting or hurtful, and then put a smiley right after it. I did ask him why, but, as expected, I didn’t get an answer. Anyone have ideas on why certain people engage in this kind of behavior? I’m almost certain they don’t do it to provide evidence that people should ignore and avoid them.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago
Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
10 years ago

Lol! I’m glad the unicorn has settled in well 🙂

And blockquotes go like this —

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quote goes here

</blockquote>

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
10 years ago

Anyone have ideas on why certain people engage in this kind of behaviour?

Passive-aggressiveness. Bless their hearts.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

It’s that “let me smirk at you with this annoying smiley while invalidating your experiences and undermining your decisions” thing that really grates.

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