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Yet more proof that Men’s Rights activists live in an imaginary misandrist dystopia of their own making: this post on Reddit, which has the Men’s Righsters there in a tizzy:
Yeah, fellas, assuming that this even happened, I’m pretty sure what we’re dealing with is what the rest of us human beings call a “joke.” A dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless. This young lady, I feel confident in saying, does not actually intend to spermjack some innocent lad so she can spend the next 18-plus years of her life raising a child herself while trying to squeeze child support out of someone who hates her.
But don’t tell that to the Men’s Rightsers, who assume the worst about this young woman — and then some.
Indeed, some of the regulars there are so angry about it they literally want to get the young woman fired or at the very least admonished for making such a terrible, terrible comment in front of young, impressionable students who, I guess, have never heard a joke before.
Another commenter wonders how it is possible for a chubby woman to also be cute. Because fat women are hambeasts AMIRITE FELLAS HIGH FIVE!!!1!
If you scroll down far enough in the comments you will find some Men’s Rights Redditors wondering if maybe, perhaps, possibly, the woman might be making a joke. But these aren’t the comments getting the upvotes. In the Men’s Rights subreddit, anti-woman hysteria trumps rational skepticism pretty much all day, every day.
Q: How many Men’s Rights Activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: MISANDRY! SPERMJACKING! MALE DISPOSABILITY! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
MGTOWs are nothing if not consistent…they’re scared of being spermjacked, and scared of not being able to uterus-jack. If they were truly going their own way, why would any of this even be an issue to them? Why can’t they just be celibate and quit their damn kvetching?
But but but what good is it to them to be celibate if it isn’t hurting women somehow? Everything they do is about that. It just pisses them off that women don’t give a shit about them. These guys are desperate to deny that, but it isn’t working.
Well those MGTOW and the likes are convinced that the only thing women have of value is a womb and if an artificial womb is developed women will become totally useless because of course everything else women have is inferior to them. Not only that but they are also convinced that feminists are dead scared of the prospect of an artificial womb, when in fact you have Gloria Steinem for example who says “if we didn’t have wombs, we’d be fine” and that this is the main source if women’s opression, the battle to control women’s bodies as the means of reproduction. So an artificial womb in fact might be liberating for women.
What’s a sweet dream, exactly?
The benefits to humanity that artificial womb technology will provide, especially given the implications for tissue-growing and the like? Nope!
That men who want to become fathers but have no female partner will have a workaround? Of course not!
The thing this guy considers so awesome that he doesn’t even mind not living to see it…is women suffering.
HUMAN RIGHTS MOVEMENT!!!!!
Just think….in a few generations artificial wombs will be standard birth procedure. There will be no reason to give women such lax treatment. For the first time in history women may actually be held accountable and not allowed to hide behind the labial walls of their vaginal fortress.
In a future where sex doesn’t cause pregnancy (which sounds awesome), what are these actions women will need to be “held accountable” for? We’ll be able to have casual sex without consequences, but we won’t be able to trick men into fatherhood like we constantly do today. Spermjacking will have no meaning!
“Vaginal fortress”…nope, these guys aren’t scared of women, not one teensy bit.
I want a vaginal fortress with a portcullis. Never mind your mere vagina dentata, let’s get serious about repelling invaders!
I hear that the vaginal fortress is nigh impregnable.
also, countdown to a “Spermjacker” filk in three… two… one….
Vagina dentata: also based on a true story, according to MRAs.
I have crocodiles in the moat surrounding my vaginal fortress.
Fed on bon-bons and dudebro tears, of course.
Star Trek Lego/vagina fortresses/Impregnable/vagina dentata, this thread, so funny. 🙂
Fortress of Vaginatude!
Also, regarding light bulbs – the one in my older son’s bedroom burned out. I replaced it, then waved my hands at him. He looked puzzled. “I have many hands,” I explained, “and made light work.” So nice to have a child who shares my sense of humor.
ok, I lost it at “portcullis” cat & spouse are looking at me funny….
Here’s the sort of fortress for my bits. LOOK THERE’S A KITTYYYYYYYYYYY
Let’s play Vaginal Fortress 2!
Zen koan: How many incels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The government should provide girlfriends to screw in the lightbulbs for incels.
I still think these guys are actually doing the world a favor by professing their beliefs. These dudes will not procreate en masse. I actually think this movement is Darwin approved.
The “vaginal fortress” concept reminds me of when one of Rabelais’ characters suggests that the walls of Paris be rebuilt with the genitals of women and monks; no one will dare cause harm to vaginas, and the monks’ dicks will be so hard that they’ll repel any invader!
(This, by the way, is respected French literature.)
Perhaps the monks could be replaced with MGTOW? 😛
Redcap – misandry! 😀
The sound of one incel fapping. What else?
I am just a teensy curious what they mean by this.
“There will be no reason to give women such lax treatment.”
While at the same time fairly confident I do not want to know.
How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– 2, but I still don’t know how they get in there.
How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
– 100, 1 to actually do it and 99 to whine about the misandry of changing a lightbulb on the internet.
“How many incels does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
NONE, incels aren’t screwing in a lightbulb or ANYWHERE ELSE. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE INCELS YOU INSENSITIVE SPINSTER COW!!! MISANDRY!!!