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Yet more proof that Men’s Rights activists live in an imaginary misandrist dystopia of their own making: this post on Reddit, which has the Men’s Righsters there in a tizzy:
Yeah, fellas, assuming that this even happened, I’m pretty sure what we’re dealing with is what the rest of us human beings call a “joke.” A dumb joke, but a joke nonetheless. This young lady, I feel confident in saying, does not actually intend to spermjack some innocent lad so she can spend the next 18-plus years of her life raising a child herself while trying to squeeze child support out of someone who hates her.
But don’t tell that to the Men’s Rightsers, who assume the worst about this young woman — and then some.
Indeed, some of the regulars there are so angry about it they literally want to get the young woman fired or at the very least admonished for making such a terrible, terrible comment in front of young, impressionable students who, I guess, have never heard a joke before.
Another commenter wonders how it is possible for a chubby woman to also be cute. Because fat women are hambeasts AMIRITE FELLAS HIGH FIVE!!!1!
If you scroll down far enough in the comments you will find some Men’s Rights Redditors wondering if maybe, perhaps, possibly, the woman might be making a joke. But these aren’t the comments getting the upvotes. In the Men’s Rights subreddit, anti-woman hysteria trumps rational skepticism pretty much all day, every day.
Q: How many Men’s Rights Activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: MISANDRY! SPERMJACKING! MALE DISPOSABILITY! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
aka “changing lightbulbs: ur doin it rong” 😛
Bina – no wonder they’re so scared. Chopping off their fingers would make their ragewankingatkeyboard existences even more dismal.
Here’s a gem I found in the MGTOW forums. It’s in reference to the man who was sentenced to 14 years for tricking his pregnant girlfriend into taking an abortion causing pill. Side note: not one of the comments pointed out that this guy could’ve just worn a condom. Are MRAs unaware that they exist or something?
“Just think….in a few generations artificial wombs will be standard birth procedure. There will be no reason to give women such lax treatment. For the first time in history women may actually be held accountable and not allowed to hide behind the labial walls of their vaginal fortress. It will be after we are dead and gone….but it is still a sweet dream. ”
Guys, they’re on to us! They know about the vagina fortress!
@opheliamonarch Lego Star Trek sounds like it would be absolutely brilliant. I would totally play/watch that, if it was based on the non-Enterprise shows or based on the original film series. 😀
weirwoodtreehugger: As I understand the claim made by the perp in that case, the guy says he wore a condom but that it failed. (It does happen.) That quote from the forums, though… Just ew.
That reminds me of a song by Sheena Easton…
Combining two elements of this comment thread: I wish Lego would bring out a Lego Vagina Fortress! It’d be pink of course, and sparkly (like all vaginas should be).
What an odd stew of sexually-charged mixed metaphors.
Dead and gone…and hopefully, all their cockamamie philosphy will be, too.
weirwoodtreehugger – condoms are MISANDRY! Because reduced sensation! Men being required to pause long enough to put them on! Emasculating Beta Stuff! Women Not Taking Responsibility!
I’m almost positive there was a vaginal fortress in Oglaf.
@ auggz
OMG, I can never un-see that now. Pokemon has been ruined for me!
Seriously, did none of the character designers notice the resemblance to a Georgia O’Keeffe painting?
I love the animated ones, cause why not!?
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/4/4c/Spr_2c_091.gif
Those are probably the same guys who would turn right around and complain about how women have no sense of humor when they get offended at rape jokes.
To quote Monty Python, “and now for something completely different”…..I hate to admit it but up until today RoK was like the car crash on the side of the road that I knew I shouldn’t look at but couldn’t avert my eyes from. This gem was posted there today:
http://www.returnofkings.com/25994/naxalt-is-not-a-legitimate-argument-for-any-group
scroll down to the part about women and you’ll see how pathetically lame these guys are. Men joined the U.S. military to protect women from the Taliban? Get a grip. What about the 15% of the Armed Forces that are women? And the fact that less than 1% of the current population is currently active duty?
And more to the point, why was this slug not even taking out the trash?
I don’t know about anybody else but “welp, we barely know each other, but let’s get married I guess” does not meet my definition of “the honourable thing” to do if you believe that you got somebody pregnant.
Well, to be fair, he’d have to be inside the bin.
freemage – if Oglaf hasn’t covered it yet, it’s only a matter of time! 😀
@Diana Adams: Yeah, that’s the sad part. MGTOWs really suck at “going their own way”. Probably because they never truly intend to go their own way. It’s kind of like those people who “quit the internet”, only to be back in a few days.
Or, like the libertarians who threaten to “go Galt”. But never do.
Don’t forget the Manosphere Rule # 5: Women Aren’t Funny.
You see, women never needed to compete for mates, they just lounged around in caves looking hot while the menz hunted the wooly mammoth to feed them, so they never developed personalities or senses of humor. BIOTROOTH.
I’m sorry, I should have used the correct BIOTROOTH terminology, FEMALES, not women.
The Labial Walls of their Vaginal Fortress (Hide There No More) is going to the title track of the debut album of my Prog Rock band The Spermjacking Misandrials.
But wait, if cave women never needed to compete for mates, then why did women evolve to trick rival women into cutting their hair so that men won’t find them attractive anymore?
A baby can be made using two eggs. If artificial wombs become standard birth procedure it will be men that become unnecessary. Why should a MGTOW type even be looking forward to this?
Hmmm…I guess MGTOW can’t wait to prove to the world how they will all make SUCH good fathers once us pesky women are out of the way.
I hate to imagine an MGHOW as a father. For starters, when would he ever leave the keyboard to do any, you know, parenting? Expecting him to give up his activism is misandry!