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So our old friend Heartiste, the reactionay PUA douchecanoe, is one of those racists who’s not only open about his racism, but actually proud of it; he thinks it’s backed up with SCIENCE. He’s become more obvious in his pandering to the so called “alt-right” racist crowd recently, but he’s sort of outdone himself in a recent post, playing to some rather primal racist fears of black male sexual potency.
In “The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold,” Heartiste offers up a rather strained “parody” of Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald.” Instead of chronicling a real-life shipwreck, he offers up the tale of a fat, emasculated beta brony who sadly watches his wife have sex with a black man — sorry, a “darkie” — before retreating to the basement to commit suicide.
At least I think that’s what happens. It’s all so ineptly written it’s nearly incomprehensible in parts.
Here’s the beginning of the poem, which will perhaps give you some flavor of the rest:
The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down
of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.”
The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed
when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies.
Yep. He really went with “darkies.” Elsewhere in the lyrics, Heartiste refers to the cuckolder as “mandingo,” and his penis as a “black mamba.”
Actually, let me quote that last bit, as it shows just how hard Heartiste has to strain to hit all the standard Manosphere talking points — and work in all his favorite manosphere catchphrases — in telling his tale of beta woe. Oh, by the way, the cuckolder refers to himself as “Bear.”
Cuckold suffering tolls, Hypergamy sings
in the rooms of Freddie’s Mountain Dew mansion.
Bear’s black mamba creams in his wife’s wet vajeen;
Her asshole and mouth are for Bear’s fun.
And farther below, Freddie’s marital ho
takes in what Bear’s privilege can send her,
And Freddie will know as all swinging alphas know
it’s two women-one man not the inverse.
The whole thing is like that.
Heartiste, I’m sure, thinks of his little song parody as a devastating put down of (white) beta males, which he’s made even more humiliating by having the cuckolder in the story be a … black man!
But you don’t have to be a psychologist or a cultural historian to see the fear here.
White male panic over black male sexuality is hardly a new thing. Indeed, the Ku Klux Klan and its supporters regularly used trumped-up fears of “black brutes” raping white women as convenient excuses for campaigns of terror against blacks; they also indicated a deep uneasiness within white men about their own cultural and sexual potency.
Similar fears of a sexualized “Black Peril” arose amongst colonialist whites in the 19th and early 20th century, most notably in South Africa and what was then called Southern Rhodesia; these, too, provided a convenient excuse for government policies designed to control blacks and benefit white men. (Never mind that white men were far more likely to sexually abuse black women than black men were to abuse white women.)
In other words, there’s very little difference these days between a certain segment of the Manosphere and the Klan.
Behold, the magic of AmRen:
Yup, they’re white supremacists, dressed up as white “separatists”. They’ll quibble endlessly with you over that wording and argue that it’s not the same thing, but the meaning is clear, and it IS the same thing. Their arguments are straight out of KKK/Nazi/apartheid eugenics. Pointing this out is what got me the “pipe-hung” racist rape wish. Too bad for the ill-wisher that black men are no longer slaves to bozos like him, and do not rape on command.
Bina, thanks for the response. That is some vile stuff. I don’t know why, but I’m always surprised when people hold views like that and can get things printed in recent-ish times (90s, 2000s).
“In recent years, Taylor has added several budding young racist intellectuals to his staff”
I can’t get over the budding young racist intellectuals (or the bit about implanting ‘welfare mothers’ w/5 yr contraceptives since outright sterilisation would not be publicly accepted).
Good grief. Those folks are horrific
Wow. So a PUA/MRA has pissed all over a song honoring dead men. It’s almost like these shitheads don’t actually care about real men’s suffering at all….
Long time lurker, first time commenter.
The casual sexism and racism is bad enough, but the whole thing doesn’t scan at all and barely rhymes. Is there anything MRA/PUAs aren’t incompetent at?
First-time commenter? WELCOME PACKAGE!
Also dig the classic QC avatar.
@katz:
Aw, you shouldn’t have.
As a shy, skinny, somewhat passive indie boy I identified far too much with Marten. I think the whole thing should have been wound up years ago, though.
It’s not only racist, it relies on the completely bonkers classist assumption that poor people cause poverty.
I meant to address Bina.
katz: They are a pilot/navigator duo and they are (paternal) cousins. I think they are probably both lieutenants. Also this is in the Red Army but I lack Russian military acquaintences to ask this sort of thing.
Then 1: they almost certainly don’t have the same names, and 2: Russian customs will sort it out.
Russian names have three parts, a given name (имя/imya), a patronymic name (отчество/ochestva), and a family name (фамилия/familiya)
Patronymics are based on the first name of the persons father (e.g. Aleksandrovitch/Aleksandrovna). So, unless your characters have uncles who have the same first name, they will have a different patronymic.
Which means the officer would probably default to using that as his means of address; it’s not typical, but the other rules of name usage (which is it’s own set of amusing, and sort of complicated to explain, but really simple in use; and is why the first scene in a Russian Novel often seems to be pointlessly detailed about names, since how they are used defines relationships; but the reader needs to know them to sort it all out later, when the shorthands are in play).
So Pavel Sergeyivitch Rostov and Pavel Illyich Rostov would become, “Sergeyivitch” and “Illyich”
Oddly enough, none of the men I’ve seen who identify themselves as “Bears” are going to be sticking anything in any “wet vajeen”. Or was that a Freudian slip of other hidden desires as transparent as his racist anxieties about black men in general?
Re the Edmund Fitzgerald: (off onto forensic wanking) the present best theory (from looking at the wreck), is that one of the deckside hatchcovers wasn’t battened (i.e. waterproofed) effectively (either a mistake in the working, or a defect in some of the dogs), which caused it to ship water in the high seas of that trip.
That would have caused the compartment(s) which were affected to have a lot more strain, when the waves were running high (and The Great Lakes can go from glassy calm to 20′-60′ waves in less than an hour. Lake Erie is the worst for that, but I digress). The extra mass/weight would have put her lower in the water; and less responsive to the helm.
If a trough got under her, the localised nature of that extra mass could have caused the keel to snap. Even if their hadn’t been a storm, the odds of the men making it out of the “Fitz” would have been small.
I moved to Calif. from Cleveland, in 1975. That song had (and still has) a strong resonance for me.
@emilygoddess This .. song is definitely a cautionary tale about the need for edits and maybe another set of eyes before posting to the internet.
Plus, the whole “dying doing dangerous work” thing is one of the MRM’s pet causes (and almost a real one, if you shift the focus from “disposable males” to “disposable workers”). But wo don’t have time to talk about that right now, because betas are being cuckolded!
Thank you, everyone who’s written about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I too had supposed it might be a nineteenth-century wreck. Silly how we think of shipwrecks belonging to earlier eras; I should know better at least, I’ve drawn new ones on charts often enough.
N’thing all the “fuck Roissy and his wankfantasising with a song about a real tragedy” comments.
::snickers::
Roissy is the absolute nadir of the manosphere, and that’s no small feat.
treef… don’t make any bets.
As a vetran of the usenet EvC wars, every time I thought they hit bottom, they found a new bottom.
Which is why I doubt their sincerity towards it as a cause. The truth is that feminism has got sod-all to do with workplace fatalities, that the issue has received due attention and made great progress in recent decades, and that women have been supportive of that progress. For the MRM it’s not a cause, it’s a cover.
Oh come on. “Darkies”? Even for someone who’s proud of being a racist, there’s no way anyone can use that word and expect to come across as even the least bit intelligent.
Yazikus, this one’s even better.
Gordon Lightfoot once vomited on my extremely abusive father, so I know all his stuff. MISANDRY!
Also, since now I’m going on and on about songs with no chorus, just a series of verses, I love this song (though it took me a few listens to love it). Bonus? ALSO MISANDRY!
I blogged a few years ago about what sank the Fitzgerald. Spoiler: ’twas greed whut done her in.
That’s an excerpt from an out of print book I used in my research, called The Wolf’s Head. There’s lots more in there, and it’s all damning. Greed sinking ships: Yet another thing no MRA will ever talk about.
So now that Hunter Moore is going to prison (I’ve been told the Feds only bring a case to trial if they’re sure they can win), who’s the new “most hated man on the Internet?” Heartiste or Roosh?
I learned the names of the Great Lakes from that song (“Edmund Fitzgerald”). As a Californian, that part of the country was always a bit vague to me. I’m still sometimes surprised at where certain states are in relation to others – Ohio should be further West, and Milwaukee is much farther North than expected.
Oh, and just to add: anyone who can write something like the OP doggerel and not think “wow, this is disturbingly horrible” is just not paying attention.
IDK, have you seen Vox Day?
Sacrificing workers’ safety for profit? Say it ain’t so!
Roosh-hating has gone mainstream (as in, non-Manboobz people have seen his shit), so I suspect it’ll be him. I, for one, can’t wait.
In order for him to write this pile of trash, he had to listen to the song, probably more than once… and pen the utter shit he did at the same time. And for some reason he’s under the impression that he has a high ‘SMV’?