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Heartiste channels Stormfront with a racist song parody about a “beta male” cuckolded by a “mandingo.”

Gordon Lightfoot had nothing to do with any of this.
Gordon Lightfoot had nothing to do with any of this.

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So our old friend Heartiste, the reactionay PUA douchecanoe, is one of those racists who’s not only open about his racism, but actually proud of it; he thinks it’s backed up with SCIENCE. He’s become more obvious in his pandering to the so called “alt-right” racist crowd recently, but he’s sort of outdone himself in a recent post, playing to some rather primal racist fears of black male sexual potency.

In “The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold,” Heartiste offers up a rather strained “parody” of Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald.” Instead of chronicling a real-life shipwreck, he offers up the tale of a fat, emasculated beta brony who sadly watches his wife have sex with a black man — sorry, a “darkie” — before retreating to the basement to commit suicide.

At least I think that’s what happens. It’s all so ineptly written it’s nearly incomprehensible in parts.

Here’s the beginning of the poem, which will perhaps give you some flavor of the rest:

The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down
of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.”
The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed
when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies.

Yep. He really went with “darkies.” Elsewhere in the lyrics, Heartiste refers to the cuckolder as “mandingo,” and his penis as a “black mamba.”

Actually, let me quote that last bit, as it shows just how hard Heartiste has to strain to hit all the standard Manosphere talking points — and work in all his favorite manosphere catchphrases — in telling his tale of beta woe. Oh, by the way, the cuckolder refers to himself as “Bear.”

Cuckold suffering tolls, Hypergamy sings
in the rooms of Freddie’s Mountain Dew mansion.
Bear’s black mamba creams in his wife’s wet vajeen;
Her asshole and mouth are for Bear’s fun.
And farther below, Freddie’s marital ho
takes in what Bear’s privilege can send her,
And Freddie will know as all swinging alphas know
it’s two women-one man not the inverse.

The whole thing is like that.

Heartiste, I’m sure, thinks of his little song parody as a devastating put down of  (white) beta males, which he’s made even more humiliating by having the cuckolder in the story be a … black man!

But you don’t have to be a psychologist or a cultural historian to see the fear here.

White male panic over black male sexuality is hardly a new thing. Indeed, the Ku Klux Klan and its supporters regularly used trumped-up fears of “black brutes” raping white women as convenient excuses for campaigns of terror against blacks; they also indicated a deep uneasiness within white men about their own cultural and sexual potency.

Similar fears of a sexualized “Black Peril” arose amongst colonialist whites in the 19th and early 20th century, most notably in South Africa and what was then called Southern Rhodesia; these, too, provided a convenient excuse for government policies designed to control blacks and benefit white men. (Never mind that white men were far more likely to sexually abuse black women than black men were to abuse white women.)

In other words, there’s very little difference these days between a certain segment of the Manosphere and the Klan.

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Bina
Bina
10 years ago

Also, what does AmRen mean, Bina (& that dude was awful as well)

Behold, the magic of AmRen:

In Its Own Words
“In fact, blacks and Hispanics are, compared to whites, far more likely to be poor, illiterate, on welfare, or in jail; they are far more likely to have illegitimate children, be addicted to drugs, or have AIDS. By no definition of international competitiveness can the presence of these populations be anything but a disadvantage.”
— “‘Who Speaks for Us?’ (A Word of Introduction to Our Readers),” American Renaissance, 1990

“There is a difference between blacks and whites — analogous to the difference in intelligence — in psychopathic personality considered as a personality trait. … For psychopathic personality, the mean and distribution are higher among blacks. The effect of this is that there are more black psychopaths and more psychopathic behavior among blacks.”
— Richard Lynn, American Renaissance, 2002

“Blacks and whites are different. When blacks are left entirely to their own devices, Western civilization — any kind of civilization — disappears.”
— Jared Taylor, American Renaissance, 2005

Yup, they’re white supremacists, dressed up as white “separatists”. They’ll quibble endlessly with you over that wording and argue that it’s not the same thing, but the meaning is clear, and it IS the same thing. Their arguments are straight out of KKK/Nazi/apartheid eugenics. Pointing this out is what got me the “pipe-hung” racist rape wish. Too bad for the ill-wisher that black men are no longer slaves to bozos like him, and do not rape on command.

Skye
Skye
10 years ago

Bina, thanks for the response. That is some vile stuff. I don’t know why, but I’m always surprised when people hold views like that and can get things printed in recent-ish times (90s, 2000s).

Skye
Skye
10 years ago

“In recent years, Taylor has added several budding young racist intellectuals to his staff”

I can’t get over the budding young racist intellectuals (or the bit about implanting ‘welfare mothers’ w/5 yr contraceptives since outright sterilisation would not be publicly accepted).

Good grief. Those folks are horrific

freemage
10 years ago

Wow. So a PUA/MRA has pissed all over a song honoring dead men. It’s almost like these shitheads don’t actually care about real men’s suffering at all….

freshlysqueezedcynic
freshlysqueezedcynic
10 years ago

Long time lurker, first time commenter.

The casual sexism and racism is bad enough, but the whole thing doesn’t scan at all and barely rhymes. Is there anything MRA/PUAs aren’t incompetent at?

katz
10 years ago

First-time commenter? WELCOME PACKAGE!

Also dig the classic QC avatar.

freshlysqueezedcynic
freshlysqueezedcynic
10 years ago

@katz:

Aw, you shouldn’t have.

As a shy, skinny, somewhat passive indie boy I identified far too much with Marten. I think the whole thing should have been wound up years ago, though.

vaiyt
10 years ago

It’s not only racist, it relies on the completely bonkers classist assumption that poor people cause poverty.

vaiyt
10 years ago

I meant to address Bina.

pecunium
10 years ago

katz: They are a pilot/navigator duo and they are (paternal) cousins. I think they are probably both lieutenants. Also this is in the Red Army but I lack Russian military acquaintences to ask this sort of thing.

Then 1: they almost certainly don’t have the same names, and 2: Russian customs will sort it out.

Russian names have three parts, a given name (имя/imya), a patronymic name (отчество/ochestva), and a family name (фамилия/familiya)

Patronymics are based on the first name of the persons father (e.g. Aleksandrovitch/Aleksandrovna). So, unless your characters have uncles who have the same first name, they will have a different patronymic.

Which means the officer would probably default to using that as his means of address; it’s not typical, but the other rules of name usage (which is it’s own set of amusing, and sort of complicated to explain, but really simple in use; and is why the first scene in a Russian Novel often seems to be pointlessly detailed about names, since how they are used defines relationships; but the reader needs to know them to sort it all out later, when the shorthands are in play).

So Pavel Sergeyivitch Rostov and Pavel Illyich Rostov would become, “Sergeyivitch” and “Illyich”

jennydevildoll
10 years ago

Oddly enough, none of the men I’ve seen who identify themselves as “Bears” are going to be sticking anything in any “wet vajeen”. Or was that a Freudian slip of other hidden desires as transparent as his racist anxieties about black men in general?

pecunium
10 years ago

Re the Edmund Fitzgerald: (off onto forensic wanking) the present best theory (from looking at the wreck), is that one of the deckside hatchcovers wasn’t battened (i.e. waterproofed) effectively (either a mistake in the working, or a defect in some of the dogs), which caused it to ship water in the high seas of that trip.

That would have caused the compartment(s) which were affected to have a lot more strain, when the waves were running high (and The Great Lakes can go from glassy calm to 20′-60′ waves in less than an hour. Lake Erie is the worst for that, but I digress). The extra mass/weight would have put her lower in the water; and less responsive to the helm.

If a trough got under her, the localised nature of that extra mass could have caused the keel to snap. Even if their hadn’t been a storm, the odds of the men making it out of the “Fitz” would have been small.

I moved to Calif. from Cleveland, in 1975. That song had (and still has) a strong resonance for me.

opium4themasses
10 years ago

@emilygoddess This .. song is definitely a cautionary tale about the need for edits and maybe another set of eyes before posting to the internet.

emilygoddess
10 years ago

Heartiste apparently feels that theme doesn’t do justice to the true problems faced by men. Drowning in icy waters far from home? Bah! Try having your wife cheat on you with a black man.

Plus, the whole “dying doing dangerous work” thing is one of the MRM’s pet causes (and almost a real one, if you shift the focus from “disposable males” to “disposable workers”). But wo don’t have time to talk about that right now, because betas are being cuckolded!

kittehserf
10 years ago

Thank you, everyone who’s written about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. I too had supposed it might be a nineteenth-century wreck. Silly how we think of shipwrecks belonging to earlier eras; I should know better at least, I’ve drawn new ones on charts often enough.

N’thing all the “fuck Roissy and his wankfantasising with a song about a real tragedy” comments.

“I’m imagining all the muck Freud would find poking around in Roissy’s alleged mind … though even creepy old Sigmund might be squicked out by it.”

No kidding. He’d need an extra large dose of his usual cocaine to even last five minutes.

::snickers::

treef
treef
10 years ago

Roissy is the absolute nadir of the manosphere, and that’s no small feat.

takshak
takshak
10 years ago

treef… don’t make any bets.

As a vetran of the usenet EvC wars, every time I thought they hit bottom, they found a new bottom.

DaveL
DaveL
10 years ago

Plus, the whole “dying doing dangerous work” thing is one of the MRM’s pet causes (and almost a real one, if you shift the focus from “disposable males” to “disposable workers”).

Which is why I doubt their sincerity towards it as a cause. The truth is that feminism has got sod-all to do with workplace fatalities, that the issue has received due attention and made great progress in recent decades, and that women have been supportive of that progress. For the MRM it’s not a cause, it’s a cover.

barrakuduh
10 years ago

Oh come on. “Darkies”? Even for someone who’s proud of being a racist, there’s no way anyone can use that word and expect to come across as even the least bit intelligent.

Shaun DarthBatman Day
10 years ago

Yazikus, this one’s even better.

Gordon Lightfoot once vomited on my extremely abusive father, so I know all his stuff. MISANDRY!

Also, since now I’m going on and on about songs with no chorus, just a series of verses, I love this song (though it took me a few listens to love it). Bonus? ALSO MISANDRY!

Bina
Bina
10 years ago

I blogged a few years ago about what sank the Fitzgerald. Spoiler: ’twas greed whut done her in.

From the time the ship was built in 1958 to the time it disappeared in 1975, the United States Coast Guard allowed the Edmund Fitzgerald to load an extra three more feet of cargo. A single inch of increased draft on a ship that size meant an extra 130 long tons per trip. Multiplied by forty-five trips per year and then the ship’s lifetime of perhaps fifty years, that inch translates into millions of dollars.

Year by year the Edmund Fitzgerald was riding lower in the water. In 1958 nautical engineers had concluded this ship could be safely loaded in winter to 24 feet 6 inches. In 1973 the Fitzgerald’s load line for the critical late-fall sailing season was increased a full 20 inches. Fully loaded, it now floated closer to the bottom of Lake Superior than it had the year before. When the Fitzgerald left Wisconsin for the last time on November 9, it was cargoed to a draft of 27 feet 2 inches forward, and 27 feet 6 inches aft, low enough that a twelve-foot wave would board it. A fifteen-foot wave hurled three feet of water across the deck. A thirty-five-foot wave like the ones encountered on November 10 put the deck nearly twenty-five feet beneath the surface of Superior.

That’s an excerpt from an out of print book I used in my research, called The Wolf’s Head. There’s lots more in there, and it’s all damning. Greed sinking ships: Yet another thing no MRA will ever talk about.

Mnemosyne
Mnemosyne
10 years ago

So now that Hunter Moore is going to prison (I’ve been told the Feds only bring a case to trial if they’re sure they can win), who’s the new “most hated man on the Internet?” Heartiste or Roosh?

Robert
Robert
10 years ago

I learned the names of the Great Lakes from that song (“Edmund Fitzgerald”). As a Californian, that part of the country was always a bit vague to me. I’m still sometimes surprised at where certain states are in relation to others – Ohio should be further West, and Milwaukee is much farther North than expected.

Oh, and just to add: anyone who can write something like the OP doggerel and not think “wow, this is disturbingly horrible” is just not paying attention.

emilygoddess
10 years ago

Roissy is the absolute nadir of the manosphere, and that’s no small feat.

IDK, have you seen Vox Day?

Spoiler: ’twas greed whut done her in.

Sacrificing workers’ safety for profit? Say it ain’t so!

So now that Hunter Moore is going to prison (I’ve been told the Feds only bring a case to trial if they’re sure they can win), who’s the new “most hated man on the Internet?” Heartiste or Roosh?

Roosh-hating has gone mainstream (as in, non-Manboobz people have seen his shit), so I suspect it’ll be him. I, for one, can’t wait.

zippydoo
zippydoo
10 years ago

In order for him to write this pile of trash, he had to listen to the song, probably more than once… and pen the utter shit he did at the same time. And for some reason he’s under the impression that he has a high ‘SMV’?