So I’ve been reading Reddit’s CreepyPMs subreddit a lot lately, where the recipients of bizarre and, well, creepy personal messages share them with the world. As you might imagine, some of the creepiest come from complete strangers on dating sites, like the following message received by a young woman on MeetMe, who put up a profile stating that she was looking for friends only (she already has a boyfriend) and that she would talk to anyone.
Well, one young man didn’t quite believe her, and sent this message:
He doesn’t judge, huh? That’s the most judgy non-judgemental message I’ve ever seen.
If you haven’t already checked out CreepyPMs, go take a look. You can lose hours in there.
marinaliteyears said it for me, too! They’re ugly-adorable. Jolie laide, if you want to go French! 🙂
Ahoy, Mrs Monarch, just got your email.
You’re right about that finger-painting guy. There oughtta be a law … ::grumbles::
opheliamonarch, love Jason in Snatch…Brad Pitt was a badass also. But I’m more into Norman reedus ever since (The Boondock Saints) and now I get to see him in the walking dead.
PS on that conversation we carried over the other night about philosophies? Have a look at this, you’ll cack yourself:
http://www.dead-philosophers.com/
Well it is 2am in my neck of the woods, no work (thanks, Martin Luther King jr) but need to sleep. Nite!
I’m so glad I’m not alone. I’ve always wanted a sphinx but everyone I know calls them ugly, which just makes me want to hug them more.
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01118/hairless-cat_1118584i.jpg[/img]
Seriously how can someone not find that cute?
For some reason my favorite animals are always the ones society says are scary or icky.
Speaking of cats, my family firmly believes that cats are capable of emitting “sleep rays” that make any humans in the vicinity desire to nap, preferably with a blanket and furry friend. My two are fully capable of sending these out full-strength, despite being mere babies.
Does anyone else experience this, and are cats the only furrinati capable of this?
The phrase “sexy buff party guys” just makes me think of Kate Beaton’s Hunks for Christmas comic.
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=330
I suspect dogs can do it too. I should ask my sister, and I bet neuroticbeagle could help on that question.
Sleeeeeeeep you are feeling sleeeeeepyyyyyy huuuuuuumaaaannnnnnnnzzzzzz
@Kitteh. I know! He’s a witch I tells ya’!
@justabrowngirl. I thought Brad Pitt was great, and normally don’t like him much. His fight scenes were so good.
I don’t know Norman Reedus very well, only in The Walking Dead. Although I only saw the first series of that and I’m afraid that was more than enough for me. Wow that series has issues. I prefer ‘The Walkie Talkie Dead’:
http://youtu.be/WUxR-ELasrw
Hee. Yeah, that is not how you use a walkie talkie.
Well, I have loads of furries, and somehow I still have bloody insomnia.
Maybe, animals without fur would do it. That’s it! Sphynx kitties are awesome, they must have magic sleeping powers. Wonder if that would convince Mr M to get me one?
@Kitteh, ha ha! Loved that link. Although, gotta say, I think the Buddha would be more of a Tony Jaa kind of a guy, you know, somebody with actual skills! Or perhaps Richard Gere, he’s a Buddhist AND he’s a better actor than Steven Seagal.
Maybe send him this video:
My cats aren’t shoulder riders, but Jade wakes me up in the morning by chewing on my hair. Pan is more of a foot attacker.
Yeah, I didn’t think he was aiming all that high with Steven Seagal! I mean jeez, he could at least have gone for The Boss (okay not an actor, but still).
My favourite in the Dead Philosophers is when God’s giving Nietzche a hard time. Cracks me up every time I read “Who’s dead now, arschgesicht?”
I hope Kyro kitty swaps shoulders, or his daddy’s going to have a really sore neck. 😀
@wordsp1nner
Now that’s what I call a shaved pussy…lol
Eh, Felisha, would you mind not using the “pussy” line? It’s demeaning to women and it’s not that welcome to this particular cat-lover either.
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They’re totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They’re moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
Mejas, email forwards are meant to be forwarded via email, not copy-pasted into blog comments.
@kittehserf
*sigh*
I don’t want to go through another word usage debate like what happen on ‘againstmensrights’ reddit, after which they banned me. I refered to anti-feminist ‘typhonblue’ as an idiot. To the reddit, it was offensive because they associate the word with something like…[FELISHA, don’t use this word. -DF]. But that’s not how I was using it. I used it in it’s common way that I know of, to describe a fool, because typhonblue IS an idiot. She thinks 40% of females outside of prison in the USA are rapists. Seriously? *facepalm* Somehow, FBI stats don’t agree.
Well next thing that happen I started getting attacked and called a cunt by a reddit user. I gave it back at the provoking MRA in disguise (as I believed), yet I got banned for “spamming”. Somehow the word ‘cunt’ was allowed to survive longer on that site than the word ‘idiot’. I mean, everyone jumped on me for calling typhonblue an idiot. Makes no sense to me. There is nothing 2 faced about that ‘c’ word — it’s offensive from begining to end. The mod should’ve at least picked up on that and understood why I was upset. But apparently he’s still dealing with some misogyny of his own. Though I really don’t care about the ban anyway, didn’t care to share my thoughts there anymore. Feminists have being calling misogynists ‘idiots’ for decades and doing so shamelessly.
Anyway. I assume David let my comment pass moderation because he sees the humor of it. And it was just a joke. I used it in the proper context. I could’ve said shaved ‘butterfly’, but not a lot of people would’ve got it. It’s the ‘c’ word that we find offensive. It’s sexist and used in a manner to belittle us like the ‘n’ word would be used for blacks.
Or just thrown in the spam folder?
Oh sure, it must be the lack of sexy buff partyness. It could not possibly be the weird ranty hostility.
Felisha, who is this “we” you speak of? I’m a woman and a feminist, and I find the word you used offensive.
Sexy buff party guys are kind of making my day! I think I will resolve to talk ONLY to them henceforth.
I got a message like this on a dating site once. “Hey, I would talk about all of the things we have in common, but why bother? You’re not going to read this or my profile anyway. You’re just going to go straight to my pictures, because that’s what girls always do, and then you’re going to reject me before even giving me a chance. So, whatever. Contact me if you’re not shallow like the rest of them.” Tempting offer! I believe I will decline on the basis of the misogynistic hostility you’re not even attempting to conceal in your very first communication.
The fact that women have sexual preferences is misandry. I believe they have informed us of this before.