So I’ve been reading Reddit’s CreepyPMs subreddit a lot lately, where the recipients of bizarre and, well, creepy personal messages share them with the world. As you might imagine, some of the creepiest come from complete strangers on dating sites, like the following message received by a young woman on MeetMe, who put up a profile stating that she was looking for friends only (she already has a boyfriend) and that she would talk to anyone.
Well, one young man didn’t quite believe her, and sent this message:
He doesn’t judge, huh? That’s the most judgy non-judgemental message I’ve ever seen.
If you haven’t already checked out CreepyPMs, go take a look. You can lose hours in there.
Cass we cross posted .Totally agree 100%.
Aw, but the conversation about silly things men say when trying to talk women into sex was more fun.
My eyes have rolled all the way to Brazil again.
That’s what I meant .
How about “please I won’t put it in all the way ,just a little bit ,just the tip”
I really think this is just a troll, given that there was no previous engagement before the stupid “pussy” comment and subsequent meltdown.
My favorite was “everyone likes anal once they try it”. To which my response was “cool, but let’s try it on you first since you’re more excited about it than I am”.
My favorite was “everyone likes anal once they try it”. To which my response was “cool, but let’s try it on you first since you’re more excited about it than I am”.
Many many many women have their most mind blowing orgasms with anal sex! In fact a LOT of women prefer anal sex over vaginal hands down! My wife BEGS me for it ! There are LOTS and LOTS of nerve endings in there ya know!
If you don’t LOVE it even after you tried it ? Then you are doing it wrong.
OOPS 1st paragraph above in my post is quoting Cassandra.
Funny reversal of the usual thing with anal: I used to be interested in trying it, but Mr K just doesn’t want to, and that’s fine by me. It’s amazing how people can live without doing the One All Important Sex Thing You Muuuuusssst without exploding.
Inability to swallow without gagging is all psychological .
I tried it .More than once. That was the end of that. Maybe I was just doing it wrong?
You musta been! Because how else could it be uncomfortable/painful/simply not enjoyable?
It is so easy to start talking about personal stuff on here, nearly told you all far too much about Mr M.
Edited version: I can’t imagine how anal is even possible. Not that I am in any way judging AT ALL. It just seems like something that might land me in hospital and that is NOT sexy!
Oh god hospital stories about Blokes With Strange Insertions … my favourite was from a manager whose wife was a nurse at the Royal Melbourne. Some guy came in with a teddy bear’s arm stuck in his rear end. (Poor teddy!)
The nurses were quietly singing – and you need to know the Play School theme to get this – “There’s a bear in there … “
ER staff have the best stories.
Oh yes. 🙂
Sorry, I was just kidding and only viewing it from a ‘guys trying to pressure women into it’ angle.
To me it seems a bit like when you look at the Karma Sutra and wonder, what goes where, how? If I could figure it out I’m sure it’d be very enjoyable but it still reminds me of constructing Ikea furniture.
It’s worse than ikea stuff, I have no issue with ikea directions.
“Well I didn’t expect my jest would upset you, you chose to be upset.”
/).< *hands Felicia a copy of Derailing for Dummies*
Ally, I think we have a Brazilian poster, maybe they can locate your eyes? Big country though, and maybe they got a lucky trip to the amazon.
Eh, no need to apologise, Ophelia. It is something you have to be careful doing and I find the “you must do/like anal” blokes contemptible too.
The few things I’ve seen from the Kama Sutra just make me think “OW” and that they look more distracting than sexy. Gymnastics and contortionism aren’t my idea of a good time!
Those poses mostly make me think that you should probably do them on a big gym mat, because if you fall over and off the bed/onto a hard surface that could be unfortunate.
Yup. Something could get sprained. :S
Never let it be said that all feminists hate penises! Because one of the things I was thinking was, so, say you have an erection, and the way you fall leads to it being smushed under you/bent at an odd angle/hit on a hard edge on the way down. That seems like it would be distinctly un-fun.
OW OW OW
I don’t even have one and OW
I don’t view the Kama Sutra has a sex manual…it’s more like advanced yoga. There is a spiritual element to it.
Yeah, Peyronie’s disease looks like a total nightmare.