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When you assume: A “Nice Guy” launches a pre-emptive strike

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So I’ve been reading Reddit’s CreepyPMs subreddit a lot lately, where the recipients of bizarre and, well, creepy personal messages share them with the world. As you might imagine, some of the creepiest come from complete strangers on dating sites, like the following message received by a young woman on MeetMe, who put up a profile stating that she was looking for friends only (she already has a boyfriend) and that she would talk to anyone.

Well, one young man didn’t quite believe her, and sent this message:

assume

He doesn’t judge, huh? That’s the most judgy non-judgemental message I’ve ever seen.

If you haven’t already checked out CreepyPMs, go take a look. You can lose hours in there.

 

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cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Ah, the more innocent internet days of yore, where Goatse still shocked most people.

kittehserf
10 years ago

But then, up until a couple of months ago I was still wondering why guys were complaining that their partners didn’t like facials.
I just kept thinking that facials were expensive so I thought the guys would be glad if their partner didn’t want one. Also, my skincare routine has nothing to do with Mr M, I’ll moisturise if I damn well please!

Yeah…::facepalm::

Oh good, I wasn’t the only one. Also semen on the face, okay, if that’s your kink, fine, but to assume women in general like it? Emphasis on ASSume there.

I don’t know what Goatse is and I think this is a case of ignorance is bliss, so Don’t Spoil It For Me! 😛

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

I don’t know what some guys are thinking but I mentioned in that Fisto thread that my husband all of a sudden did that .Seriously in the middle of sex he started slapping my you know what with it . It took me a minute to absorb and I was just kind of hoping it was an accident …then I just bursted out laughing . I couldn’t help it its was the most bizarre silliest thing ..Its like uh…..if you are dong that for me ? You can stop now .If its for you hand me a pillow so I can put it over my face to laugh into until you are done.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

You know some guys will try to convince you that it’s just as good for your skin as the kind of facial you get in a salon, right? Hint to clueless dudes – don’t try that argument on a feminist, she will laugh at you and then tell all her friends.

marinerachel
marinerachel
10 years ago

Or the “It has anti-depressant properties when ingested”. Oh yeah? And what’s the proposed mechanism of action?

kittehserf
10 years ago

I just wonder what’s going on in their minds if they get off on the idea. It’s one of those things that goes straight into the “demeaning” basket for me and would be a huge red flag.

“You want to ejaculate on me even though I’ve shown no interest in that? Fine, but you have to let some guy do it to you first.”

kittehserf
10 years ago

“Sorry dude, your semen isn’t chocolate. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

(Which is not saying I don’t like oral sex, but oy, what a fucking stupid thing to say.)

opheliamonarch
10 years ago

So glad I’m not alone in my innocence. 🙂

Somehow I don’t think Clinique would include that in their ingredients; baby foreskins yes, but no to the liquid gold!

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Those kind of argument are like, hey, if I was about to do whatever you’re suggesting? Now I’m not.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Didn’t the Liquid Gold sperm guy claim it made women “buzz with happy feminine energy,” or something like that?

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

I do not know what Goatse is and I do not want to know . I made the mistake of clicking on the link that explained that one yesterday about the residue on the mans penis .One guy had said something like a week later cant get her stink off of me . That’s enough “education” to last me some time .

marinerachel
marinerachel
10 years ago

It’s funny because, I think for most of us, we can be pretty flexible and accommodating when we care about someone. They don’t need to lie.

I’m going to be LESS inclined to do ANYTHING for someone who lies to me in order to get them off, not more.

If these people knew how to make human connections they wouldn’t need to lie.

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

Or the “It has anti-depressant properties when ingested”. Oh yeah? And what’s the proposed mechanism of action?

I also heard it helps prevent cancer and aides in weight loss.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Kind of funny to put the supposedly magical health-giving properties of ingested sperm alongside Mikey’s claims that any woman who’s had lots of sex is going to end up looking hideous, huh?

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

Kind of funny to put the supposedly magical health-giving properties of ingested sperm alongside Mikey’s claims that any woman who’s had lots of sex is going to end up looking hideous, huh?

Right they should have flawless skin ,be in great shape ,and at low low risk of cancer.

All jokes aside though there is evidence that regular sex with a trusted partner, especially a long term partner does actually have health benefits . But its not just the sex . Its being in a healthy, mutually respectful relationship with someone you care about and cares about you.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

That would tie into the thing about having strong relationships in general being good for your health, too.

Felisha
Felisha
10 years ago

@hellkell & kittehserf & AIT

Your immaturity is certainly showing. You’re all acting like arrogant, over-sensitive, religious fanatical idiots.

Last I checked, this blog isn’t a church. Nor are you the priests who can hear every whisper resonating off the walls and ceiling, then calling judgment on every ‘pussycat’ jest that is made. If you don’t like what I say than don’t read it. It’s that simple.

And it’s as David wrote in advance to all of us about his blog > “It’s not a safe space. You may run across upsetting and possibly triggering things in the posts and in the fairly loosely moderated comments as well.”

Well I didn’t expect my jest would upset you, you chose to be upset. Now you continue to berate me and I’m going to give it back to you because feminists aren’t entitled to take shit from anti-fems like yourselves: go fuck yourself!

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

That would tie into the thing about having strong relationships in general being good for your health, too.

Very much so .

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

Cool, so Felisha doesn’t know what a feminist is either.

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

@hellkell & kittehserf & AIT

Your immaturity is certainly showing. You’re all acting like arrogant, over-sensitive, religious fanatical idiots.

Last I checked, this blog isn’t a church. Nor are you the priests who can hear every whisper resonating off the walls and ceiling, then calling judgment on every ‘pussycat’ jest that is made. If you don’t like what I say than don’t read it. It’s that simple.

And it’s as David wrote in advance to all of us about his blog > “It’s not a safe space. You may run across upsetting and possibly triggering things in the posts and in the fairly loosely moderated comments as well.”

Well I didn’t expect my jest would upset you, you chose to be upset. Now you continue to berate me and I’m going to give it back to you because feminists aren’t entitled to take shit from anti-fems like yourselves: go fuck yourself!

Well I guess I have a choice here . Go get some popcorn and sit back and watch . Or just call it a night because the conversation we were enjoying is over now.

maggiesausage
maggiesausage
10 years ago

Fess up: who left the excavator sitting around in this thread with the keys in the ignition? Looks like someone’s taken it for a joyride and just can’t stop digging.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

I vote for continuing the conversation. It’s not like there’s anything unique or interesting about Felisha’s brand of waaahhh you’re stealing my freeze peaches.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
10 years ago

(Also I’m now thinking troll.)

dallasapple
dallasapple
10 years ago

I have a suggestion . Why not just ignore Felisha .I don’t care if you think that makes me immature Felisha, actually that is how I have handled my children and grandsons temper tantrums. It works. They wear themselves out eventually and get no reward out of it .

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

::Reads Felisha’s tantrum about how the “immature” people called her out on her hole-digging.::

::Pops the popcorn::

Oh, this’ll be fun.