So I’ve been reading Reddit’s CreepyPMs subreddit a lot lately, where the recipients of bizarre and, well, creepy personal messages share them with the world. As you might imagine, some of the creepiest come from complete strangers on dating sites, like the following message received by a young woman on MeetMe, who put up a profile stating that she was looking for friends only (she already has a boyfriend) and that she would talk to anyone.
Well, one young man didn’t quite believe her, and sent this message:
He doesn’t judge, huh? That’s the most judgy non-judgemental message I’ve ever seen.
If you haven’t already checked out CreepyPMs, go take a look. You can lose hours in there.
One day, when I actually get off my ass to amalgamate my various on-line identities, I’m going to use the the nym SexyBuffPartyGuy. Because it is awesome.
Aaah, just another manipulation tactic, get her to jump and prove “no I’m better than the people who mistreated you!” Playing with a person just for a shot at a date…
Is this like a reverse neg? Is he hoping that someone will see this childish self-important whining and try to convince him he’s actually a good person? Because he isn’t, and it won’t happen.
SexyBuffPartyGuys 4EVAH!
But more seriously, “also I don’t judge really” is just his way of explaining he has no ability to judge. You know, reality, and the meaning of “friends only”.
Trying to figure out which British actor sexy buff party guy on the far left reminds me of…
I’m glad I’m not the only one who enjoys rubbernecking at Creepy PMs.
Hello, lovely Chippendales guys. Fancy meeting YOU here!
I’m sorry…what was the creeper saying? All the cuteness drowned it out.
Yes, that’s a very respectful comment. The epitome of shooting yourself in the foot.
It’s shooting yourself in the foot and then yelling at someone about how they never consider people with a gunshot foot.
lol WOW
Hey, I saw those guys on the Amazing Race. My mom loves that show!
He says he’s just looking for friends…she says she’s just looking for friends…and he’s somehow morally superior in this situation…?
I wonder if he does this in restaurants and coffee shops and stuff.
“I bet you only serve sexy buff party guys with lots of money. If you agree to serve me too I’m going to laugh so hard! But you won’t because you only serve sexy buff party guys with lots of money.”
Cassandrakitty, the guy on the left reminds me a bit of Daniel Craig. Is that who he reminds you of?
Also, I think “I don’t judge” the new “I won’t hurt you.”
I dropped an “is” when I was writing that sentence up there.
It’s not Daniel Craig, I think the person is either a Londoner or a Geordie? He’s played the macho dude role in a lot of British movies.
Nothing quite says “I’m a confident person who is secure in my own skin” like preemptively attacking someone for rejecting you before they’ve even met you.
But to be fair, Sexy Buff Party Guys are fun to talk to.
Jason Statham?
He looks a little like Jason Statham.
Dang, ninja’d while googling! I kept getting directed to some guy on a Real Housewives show.
And in what will come as a terrible shock to Mr. Nice Guy™, they often turn out to be bright and have lovely personalities, too! Good looks and intelligence and personality are not mutually exclusive in a man, after all! Horrors!
That’s the one! I haven’t actually seen any of his movies, just remembered the face.
Though there are other actors who look like that too. Dude has a very English face.
Because this is Manboobz, and nothing is off topic, here is a new video of my kitten Jade, and what happens when she forgets her tongue. Don’t worry about the bites–she didn’t bite down, mostly just sucked on my hand. She does that a lot.
Aw, kitty. They look so ridiculous with their tongues sticking out like that.
So what I got from his message was…
I’m just going to write you a message I don’t mean and expect you to read my mind. I’m going to let you figure it out. Eventually you will figure it out. I expect an undeserved guilty reply from you; for misjudging me but, your effort will be in vain. Why? (Motherfucking mind games, that why).
And he is one of the many reasons I stay away from dating site.