Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
Estimated time to meltdown: 30 minutes
Guys forget the ab clitoral stimulation. That’s for women that can’t have internal orgasms.
I can’t remember which poster was talking about her miserable disposition but yes, if you came in the manner I’m talking about, you’d be more pleasant to interact with.
I’m not a very good writer, it’s true, but I’m trying! I very much enjoy it!
I think you guys need to try and get out of your shells a little bit. Have you ever tried to be submissive to a man?
I think you may find it to be a zesty enterprise!
I’ve slept with 100s of girls and there’s a reason they love it! Try it!
I’ll even let whatshername up there yank on my balls!
*raises hand*
I love my big puppies, but could really do without the doggy drool. I have one pup in particular who salivates so much that it’s a safety hazard. As in, I have actually slipped in a puddle of it and nearly ended up on the floor. I keep a mop handy at feeding time.
Speaking of slobber,
Fisto,
Awww…did we hurt the widdle rapist wannabe’s fee-fees with our mean old facts? Good. Go cry yourself to sleep on your slobber covered pillow. You aren’t witty. You are no good at covering your ass and you are far worse than merely mean: You’re an ignorant bigot that encourages men to rape and abuse women. You’re lower than a snakes belly. You get no pity. You’ve earned nothing but mockery and scorn and I’m happy to see Dave and the others serve them to you in abundance.
Hey deadbeat, you’re talking to a blogfull of animal owners, fosterers and carers here. You whine we haven’t read your rape advice or know about your dog and then come here showing your arse in every conceivable way. Classic troll idiocy.
All your backpedalling doesn’t change the fact that your talk about forcing someone to do sexual things they don’t want to = rape.
Stick to your porn, everyone will be better off that way.
Fisto,
Hundreds, huh?
Pull the other on next time.
Nobody is buying it.
You brought it up, dude.
Dave – I guess it’s a matter of the tone you’re projecting onto my comments. I’m not whining man, I’m trying to reach out here in discourse while also addressing the things that were inaccurate or offensive to me.
You have to admit, there’s a lot of people to address.
And let’s just use you for an example, you completely and intentionally fucked up my article knowing many of your readers wouldn’t bother to go see for themselves.
And again, what girl is going to let you spit in her mouth if she doesn’t want you to? That has never happened to me. I guess I’m just to far removed from what you guys are describing as rape.
Pretty funny comment about “Fishtoe” with the Connery accent!
It’s almost funny that Fisto thinks it is smart to tell women that they don’t know what women are like.
ABGASM ABGASM TELL US OF THE ABGASM
Leatapp, do he have a stick with notches to keep count or is it all in your head.
Yep, no woman has ever objected to Fisto’s desire to spit in her mouth. Not one out of hundreds!
Now, one could interpret this as meaning he’s lucked out and met only women who have compatible kinks, or (if one has actual experience with BSDM) one could interpret it as meaning that he has zero ability to read body language and pick up on other people’s discomfort, and therefore shouldn’t be fucking anyone until he gets some remedial “how to fuck” lessons.
Katz, I didn’t bring it up. Once again, you don’t seem to get that I was describing the clitoral orgasm as being nothing to write home about and to go for the gusto
Yes Leatapp 100s, What can I say, I love women! And no, my feelings aren’t hurt at all. I sort of get the idea your feelings are hurt. If that’s the case, it wasn’t my intent.
I don’t think anyone can argue with the statement “Women love to feel feminine and special”.
Fisto, I went and read it. It was awful, shitty looking and wrong. Dave didn’t screw up your blog. You did that all by yourself. You have not been misrepresented or misunderstood. You’re vile and it is you who showed us so.
Whew! Good thing I stocked up on m&m’s! This is gonna be one live thread as dude who can’t write whimpers over people’s judgements of what he’s written.
Or is he just crying cause he’s a rapey, misogynistic arse who just realized that there is a group of people who don’t like rapists and will call out rape behaviour?
My guess is theory number two.
Justabrowngirl,
He said in the comments that he’s tried this with “100s” of women. I’m guessing they’re all in his imagination.
So you’re saying that the non-clitoral orgasm is superior to the clitoral orgasm? Is the clitoral orgasm an, I don’t know, immature orgasm?
Fisto, why are you trying to tell us which orgasms we enjoy most?
Are you really that stupid?
When a man who’s bad at writing whimpers about how mean people are being to him, it means he wants them to ignore his protests and be even meaner, right?
Justabrowngirl, I love your new Gravatar there.
Is that Buttercup from the Power Puff Girls?
Dude, define what you mean by feminine.
I’m a woman… and I know what I like. And my preference might not be the same to other woman.
I find it hard to believe every woman he encounter doesn’t object to spitting in their mouth.
Yep, mocking an abusive asshole must mean my feelings are hurt.
I’ll just have to keep laughing away the pain.
cassandrakitty – why are you being so obtuse? I said I slept with 100s of women, I never said I spit in all of their mouths. That would be some sort of phenomenon…..
Anyway, I’m glad we can all reach a point of commonality with the animals. Identifying you people as more than just hate mongers and having bed sores is helpful.
Abgasm…ugh. Well one was is when she’s on top riding you as Dave describes. Take both hands and grab her hips firmly and start pushing her back and forth so that she moves parallel to your body, not up and down (which feels better for the guy). You’ll have to be somewhat strong and fit to get this down. It’s strictly for girls that can’t cum internally as your energy is best spent trying to get her to climax in that fashion.
Fisto, really, dude, your piece was all about consent? Really? I mean, aside from the bit where she says no and you go ahead and do it anyway, which I quotes and others have pointed out many times already, there’s this bit I didn’t quote:
This isn’t consent. This is you bossing women around, and “disciplining” them and “keeping them in check” and ASSUMING that this is what they REALLY want because of a bunch of reasons youv’e cooked up.
Again, we’re telling you that you CAN’T ASSUME all women want this.
Some women do enjoy being sexually submissive — at least with partners of their choosing whom they trust. But it’s not “female nature” and if you start slapping and spitting on a woman who doesn’t want this, and ignore her “no” because you think you know that she REALLY wants it, you’re a fucking rapist, and by giving out this advice without EXPLICITLY talking about consent, you’re teaching men how to rape.
Now maybe you’ve left out the part of the story in which these women indicated very clearly in various ways that they WERE into this sort of thing, and that the whimpering and the “nos” were all part of some sort of sexual roleplay. But nothing about your post suggested this.
Generally speaking the only way you get to treat a “no” during sex as anything other than a real “no” is if you’ve had an explicit negotiation beforehand, and you’ve set up a separate safeword for your partner to use when they really mean no.
If you want to play rough, go read about how people in the BDSM handle the issues of consent, of negotiation, of safewords. Read about the responsibility for the “top” to monitor the well-being of the “bottom” even when the bottom may be explicitly or implicitly asking for more.
And don’t write what are essentially rape how-to guides.
I’m just saying, I don’t think a real alpha would be fighting for his reputation in the comments of some random blog. Shouldn’t you be secure in your knowledge that you’re better than us?