Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
We didn’t know that, nor was there any indication that Fisto referred to your family pet, so you can’t accuse us of making fun of that dog’s death. Disingenuousness levels are skyrocketing here.
Pitching a fit because some strangers on a site you’ve never heard of are making fun of you is so alpha.
Fisto, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but this last comment of yours is extremely beta.
Well, first off, if you’re a grown man having sex with girls, I think you might be having some age of consent problems even before you start spitting on them.
Not only do you not understand the very simple concept of consent, but you seem to be unable to understand what you yourself have written. This might be some kind of new record for thickness.
No one is saying that submissive/dominant sex is wrong, or is the same thing as rape. You might have noticed the twenty or so posts in this thread wherein the distinction between kinky/rough consensual sex and rape was made. Personally, I’m totally down with getting spit on, just not after I tell someone “no.”
If someone says “no” and you bully them into complying, that’s “something that a girl rejects” and a “sexual act [that] is not consensual.” What you are advising men to do is rape by your own definition.
You heard it here first, folks, my miserable disposition *snrk* is entirely attributable to my never having asked a guy to pin my legs back. (What does that even entail? I get the mental image of a woman with her legs bent all the way back and over her ears like a contortionist.
I have a whole pan of blueberry-lemon muffins. Anyone want one?
Are the muffins sweet enough to balance out Fisto’s bitterness?
Right? I was all set to feel a little bad for him, because I deal with that kind of thing all day, but using it to win an Internet argument? Your dog doesn’t deserve that, dude.
Blueberry-lemon muffins sound delightful.
Manipulative or just arrogant enough to assume that of course everyone went to his blog and read his entire life history so of course they’d know about his dog?
I’m not pitching a fit at all. I’m observing the behavior being displayed.
It’s a small person and a loser that attacks someone unprovoked.
Cassandrakitty – it’s alright if you aren’t submissive. The article simply means you weren’t being addressed.
Ally – No you didn’t know, but that didn’t stop you from attacking someone’s name with no knowledge, not even the benefit of criticizing me on the basis of what I actually DID write? Look how you people talk to a fellow human being, but at the same time rail against injustice.
David – How was it “beta”?
Fisto, thanks for still playing. In the time I’ve lurked most only post and run so it’s refreshing. So to reiterate, if this is something that both parties agree on have at it. Have a blast. But the way you framed the story (yes I read your post) is as an advice column of how it can be if they only listen to you. That is not ok. Two consenting adults can do whatever makes them happy. There are infinite kinks that may or may not appeal to me, what gets me going might very well turn off someone else. So in a nutshell, if you get to live out your fantasies great, but don’t act like your fantasies are a road map to happiness.
Fisto, I know writing skills aren’t your strong point, but even so it should be obvious that your article assumed all women to be submissive.
(And also that all submissive women will be up for whatever you happen to want to do to them, which is just as dumb as the first assumption.)
Official kinkster score – 0.5/10. Needs remedial classes. And subs sleeping with this guy deserve a dom who isn’t an idiot.
Fisto is not a common name – it’s inevitable that some people are going to mock it for that reason. Now that I understand what the name refers to, I’m not going to mock it. And beyond all of that, it didn’t sound like an actual name given to a person or an animal – it just sounded like every other username that people use online.
Now the Sean Connery image makes sense! “We named the dog Fishto!”
Raise your hand if you’re female and have never asked a guy to pin your legs back. *raises hand*
It’s cool if that’s some other girl’s kink, but, sorry, nope.
And wait, is this still part if the clit/ab sex position? Are you, like, folding her in half, backwards, and then picking her up and rubbing her over your abs? I’m not going to say nobody’s ever been into that, but I don’t know if it’s going to be helpful to the average reader.
Spit grosses me out. I’m not even a huge fan of people french-kissing me, at least not strangers. Reading about “swallowing gobs of spit” just about makes me want to vomit.
All in all, Fisto’s post is about the least arousing thing I’ve ever read. The contents of a math textbook would be more of a turn-on.
I find that one sure-fire method of indicating that you respect other people’s humanity is to not assume they want to be slapped or spat on. People who’re good in bed realize that preferences vary. People who’re bad in bed act out the same script with everyone and then wonder why everyone else is pointing and laughing.
Yeah, what about that abgasm thing? I’m still curious about that.
Fisto, can you send us a picture of your abs, so we can get an idea how that might work?
“It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.”
Worst marketing campaign. Ever.
“We don’t cook our burgers. We serve them raw. It’s not for everyone, but we’re the only ones who do it that way.”
“Cars that burst into flame when you go over 34 miles an hour? It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE who has one.”
“Our bedroom linens are burlap. It’s not for everyone, but they’ll leave a mark, alright.”
Grab popcorn and sit back and watch the show. There is no worse blind than the one who refuse to see.
Sam-I-was thanks for your comment, I’ve tried to make the point over and over that the acts I’m describing are consensual. That was a very important point that I simply took for granted. It didn’t occur to me that someone could see it any other way.
As far as whimpering, yes girls whimper, they tell you “please fuck me” and whimper. It’s quite sexy.
In regards to being dominated when I’m saying something like “Do it”. That is the role both parties are playing, the dominant man and the reluctantly but complying princess.
Is everyone this far removed from gushing sex??
Come on guys!
Emily Goddess, my dog was the best. She made me become a huge animal rights advocate. It’s funny but I think more of animals than most people.
Off topic, if you’re thinking of getting a dog, please consider adopting from a shelter. Those animals are going to be put down, so you are literally saving a life.
Oh joy, Fisto’s still here. And whining.
Y’know, if you’re going to write a piece about how to have rough/kinky sex, then the first thing you gotta do is to spell out, right out front, that folks have to make sure that’s what their partner wants. Otherwise, and what you wrote, is basically telling men to start hitting and spitting on their partners (who are, of course, assumed to be women) during sex; and to ignore any and all signs that the woman doesn’t want that or isn’t enjoying. Fisto outright states that if she says “no,” then make her do it anyway. Again, if this was within the context of a previously worked out kink scenario where both partners are fully consenting and there are safe words that everyone abides by, etc., it would be different; but its not presented in that context. It’s in the context of “just do it.”
Now, if a man tries this with a woman without working it out before hand, I see one of two things happening:
1. (If he’s not an asshole): The woman goes, “ew, gross, stop it!” And kicks him out of her bed and doesn’t get sex.
2. (If he is an asshole): The above happens, but he doesn’t listen, and then it’s rape.
Fisto-
I’m a woman. I have never asked a man to pin my legs back. In fact, I don’t “feel feminine” when a guy is trying to boss me around during sex. The hottest sex for me? When I push my boyfriend down, get on top of him, and take charge of things.
I’ll admit, I can *conceive* of a woman being so aroused she wants you to spit on her, because people are in to all sorts of stuff. But I have trouble believing this would be a common thing. At best, I would think most women could get to the point where they’re aroused enough that being spit on isn’t an immediate “OH HELL NO!” button, and so keep going.
And to be absolutely *explicit* about why people are saying you’re advertising rape, here’s the specific part that makes it rapey, rather than a somewhat-odd kink:
” then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no.”
See, that’s what one would call *not consenting*. Unless you’ve previously established that “Hey, I may say “no” to something in the heat of the moment, but it’s cool to keep going”, that’s her *not giving consent* to your actions.
Gushing? Squirting? Are you having sex with Old Faithful?
And we’re back to all women being submissive (and underage) again! I’m still not sure if the problem is stupidity or exceptionally poor writing skills.
Fisto, if you’re such a dominant badass alpha dog, why do you care what we think of you?
But anyway: you wrote a comment on your own post that said “spit in a woman’s mouth even if she says no.”
Then you came here and called the commenters a bunch of “bitter, angry women and manginas that never actually get laid because their bodies are so disgusting or their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.”
And then you complained that *we’re* being “insensitive” to you.
I mean, come on, that’s just a teensy bit whiny, you have to admit.