Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
@ JoJo Don’t guys have fleshlights now? I think there’s more than a little hype over sex toys for women, or maybe I just don’t have the right ones.
No you aren’t the only one . I’m totally not …having a boner.
On the ab thing, so I was telling a friend about it and instead of dismissing it at once as ridiculous as I had, she said that she’d heard the ex-wife of a professional athelete on some radio show talking about how his lower ab muscles (which do go all the way down to the dick) were developed enough that she could rub her clit against them and actually have an orgasm this way.
But this was only when she was on top. So I guess she was the alpha dog.
If you look at the video closely at the feet of the male lion is what appear to be cubs. The females were protecting their cubs . Because male lions trying to take over a pride will eat another male lions cubs. (they will kill them ) The FEMALES protect the cubs.
No she was the cowgirl . And anything is possible . There are women that can “think ” their way into orgasm so ……
It’s obvious most of the commenters didn’t read the post.
I’ll just address the actual criticism from this site’s post and then guess at the usual feminist anti man, rape tourettes etc.
1st – Taking one sexy move I mention out of context like the spitting in a girls mouth, on a girl and then saying that is what my whole article about is disingenuous. It’s not about that at all.
My article is about taking the good parts of the red pill perspective on life, and melding that with the good parts of trying to better yourself as a man (becoming an alpha male) and then explaining how a Greater Alpha manages his harem.
So, the author of this blog can’t even properly articulate what I was writing about.
2nd – I talk about the clitoral orgasm as being the least powerful, and yes, I do mention stimulating the clit whilst fucking with your “rock hard abs”. This is a reference to having a girls legs pinned back, and the natural friction that takes place of the male’s lower abdomen on her pussy/clit. It takes a man with a little bit larger penis. But I have had some great success with this position.
The stronger orgasms, are internal, and then squirting. You may want to read my article for more information on how to achieve these.
3rd – Oxytocin is the hormone/chemical released that bonds people to others. There’s really no debate here. Some commenter said “males release it too!” Well no shit. There’s still no conflict in my assertions. The fact that males release it too doesn’t change that.
On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry women and manginas that never actually get laid because their bodies are so disgusting or their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.
1) If you have intimate, intense sex, it is VERY common to have girls that want to be submissive. It makes them feel feminine to be dominated. Telling a girl what to do, moving her around the way you want etc. Is part of her complying with your will as a man when you have sex. I am not at all describing doing something that a girl rejects. I’m sorry, but you people calling that “rape” are simply crazy. Rape is when a sexual act is not consensual. Projecting your nasty little fantasies on what I’m saying, simply because you can’t imagine a girl being so aroused that she wants you to spit on her, is your fault for being so pitifully inexperienced.
2) All the little jokes are cute, in a “wow you must have tried hard to score points with that little quip” kind of way.
3) This particular website is filled with vitriol and hate. Seeing these bitter comments, is sad, and quite frankly it’s more disturbing to me that men and women gather here to accuse a man of everything from “he doesn’t have sex” to “he’s raping women” when both are completely false.
What’s going on here, is the author of this blog, has changed the focus of my article to fit a narrative of “misogyny” so that little haters like you readers here, can have new material to use for your hateful mental masterbation.
Finally, the name Fisto is reference to the family Pet, that was hit by a car. So everyone making fun that, congrats. You made fun of a dog that ran into the street and was killed after many minutes of suffering. I might add, it was female driver.
I am not normally a person that comments on other blogs, but you people should be ashamed for your insensitive remarks.
It’s small people that gang up on one person this way.
It’s small people who all talk to someone who shows up where they are all hanging out.
But you’re right, I’m 5’2″.
Okay, now I’m really EWWW at the abs all the way down image. (More power to those that can and do enjoy things that way, but so not for me.) 😀
lana, I didn’t notice the cubs in the clip, but yeah, I knew about lions killing other lions’ cubs.
I really can’t stand the body-builder look. I much prefer a comfortable body (love handles optional extra). “Rock hard” isn’t a description I want to apply to any bits.
Also, come up with another word beside creep or variances thereof. Its unoriginal.
And yes Dave, your friend is right, when you are a fit person, you can use your lower abs when the girl is on top as well.
Shaenon: Thanks for the science lesson; always welcome rejoinder to this sort of bs.
The frustrating thing is that oxytocin seems to have become a popular buzzword in abstinence-only sex ed programs. Girls are told not to have sex because they’ll instantly fall in love with their first boy* and be unable to love anyone else ever, because women imprint on their sex partners like “Twilight” werewolves on babies.
Which…even in the pseudo-scientific way oxytocin is presented here, that makes no sense. Do they think people run out of hormones after a certain number of uses? If you can only oxytocin-imprint on one person, does that mean a woman can’t love her children because she already oxytoced all over their father? Or can she love her first child, but not any subsequent children?
*Of course they will only have sex with boys shut up.
“On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry
women and manginasPUAs that never actually get laid because theirbodiespersonalities are so disgustingor their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.”FTFY
So now it’s her legs being “pinned back”? Everything you say adds to the image of you as a rapist. Consent never seems to come into your mind, does it, sonny? You write about forcing someone despite her protests and then pretend that’s totes cool. You’re just layers of fail. Go back to your porn, saddo liar.
Wait.
What?
Fisto, you are a dumbass. That is all.
The abstinence only approach to oxytocin seems to be to pretend it only applies to people who’re fucking, which is particularly icky when you think about the role it plays in the formation of bonds between mothers and their babies.
Kittehserf, What is your problem? You’ve never been with a girl that tells you to pin her legs back??
Having sex wouldn’t be enjoyable to me if the girl wasn’t enjoying it to. The idea is absurd. A huge part of the attraction for me is pleasuring the girl and her WANTING the things I do.
I don’t watch porn. If you read my article “How to double your level of game in 30 days (or less) Part 3” I talk about the benefits of not jacking off and not watching porn.
I also introduce a concept I call a “Positive Feedback Loop” where you create one every day through bettering yourself to gain momentum for other pursuits.
You
Dratted html – that should read
On to the usual suspects of bitter, angry
women and manginasPUAs that never actually get laid because theirbodiespersonalities are so disgustingor their personalities are reflexions of their bodies.If you’re such an amaaaaaazing fellow, why are you so wound up about what us losers think? Why are you trailing around to see what people who despise PUAs think of your grotty little fantasies? Doesn’t sound like alpha dude behaviour to me.
Oh, and as I’ve said already, I find the whole body builder look repellent. If you want to talk about disgusting bodies (as in, to individual tastes – now there’s a notion!) then the type in the pic would be pretty high on my list. That’s before we even get to the disgusting personality you’ve displayed, whether or not your fantasy muscle man has any relation to your looks.
Now he thinks that we’re potential customers for whatever PUA crap he’s selling.
LOL no, because I’m not lesbian or bi, sonny.
…No?
Raise your hand if you’re female and have never asked a guy to pin your legs back. *raises hand*
Hey do I get a certificate for how often I’ve been misgendered by trolls lately? This using Mr K’s pic brings all sorts of unexpected fun.
– I talk about the clitoral orgasm as being the least powerful…The stronger orgasms, are internal, and then squirting.
Oh, honey honey. Please, before you make up any more sex advice, talk to some human women. I’m begging you. This is just painful to read.
I am not normally a person that comments on other blogs, but you people should be ashamed for your insensitive remarks.
Hey, I’m very sensitive. I spit in people’s mouths without their permission all the time.
::raises hand::
Notice how everything this kid says is in violent terms? Pinning legs back sounds painful to me and I’d never want it.
But then skillful partners don’t need to do that sort of shit* anyway.
*shit if nonconsensual, of course, or simply unwanted
Too much slobber is such a major turnoff. Like, are you 14 and kissing for the first time? No? Then control your slobber. If a dude were to do this to me he would definitely be getting a sensation in his balls but it would not be a pleasant one.
K – Let’s look at this from another perspective for a moment. I post an article hoping men will benefit from it. I see that it’s been linked to this site and I think “cool maybe someone liked what I wrote”
Then I come over and see a bunch of hateful comments, tearing things I said down when those things I said were taken out of context. The ab thing for example, it was supposed to be funny (and many people did think so) but also truthful in my experience of what you can do. I read these comments and they’re offensive
Also, I hate the term PUA and would never describe myself as such.
Katz, being inexperienced sexually isn’t really a case against my article. Sorry. If anything it explains your miserable disposition.
So to answer your questions, defending my name is the reason I’m wasting my time with losers such as yourself.
I’ve never wanted a man to slap my face or boobs either. It’s like not all women are submissive or something.