Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
That guy does the most amazing videos. 🙂
I think the thing is anyone passed about the age of 12 knows that . Some people like to wear a diaper and take a dump in it and have “mommy’ change the diaper and then nurse the baby .Some people like to rub and eat each others feces .And yeah it “turns them on ” .
That’s not the point. Someone saying “no ” (unless you PREARRANGED the word no is part of the game and you have another word for stop/no) means NO …and saying DO IT! and “making them” through intimidation is assault .
@kittehserf I know! So amazing, I’m so jealous I want to cuddle lions. (just not the one in this dudes story)
If this guy’s story were just really bad erotic fiction it would bother me less, but he’s promoting it as something you should do in the real world in real sexual situations with a real woman because she would enjoy it (even if she said otherwise).
This made me laugh out loud @ work. Glad the one co-worker who heard me was the sort I could explain manboobz too.
Why does he want a woman to fall in love with him and stick around? I thought one-itis was for betas.
Do you have any idea how gross this comment is?
Fuck you.
Because sloppy kissers are always such a turn on (at least not to me – but to each his/her own). Seriously if some dude started slapping me anywhere, he would be getting a slap he probably not like.
It’s cool how lions always seem to want to do that with people they like, front legs wrapped around the neck in a hug. Every time I see that guys videos I find myself wondering how much the lions weight, though, because they come running at him pretty fast. It seems like it would feel like being hit by a big furry motorcycle.
That’s my issue . He is issuing ADVICE . Not (according to him ) telling a made up story. And its described in detail in no uncertain terms if she says no don’t let that stop you . Say DO IT! And continue . And the guys DON”T want to be charged with date rape ?
Great advice dude. Tell other dudes to ignore her when she says no . And how you “win” is “making her” do things she doesn’t want to do . Then when she walks off and goes to the hospital and calls campus police don’t call it “false rape charges.”
Get this word in your head . “no”
Yes now Im using the dictionary because some people think no means something else.
https://dictionary.search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oG7l3IgdhSOmYAsw1XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTB0dDE2am52BHNlYwNzYwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1ZJUDM1MV8x?p=no
@cassandra yeah, no kidding and he can’t react much because the lions don’t understand that he isn’t as tough as them.
cupisnique, me too, I’d love to cuddle lions or tigers or jaguars or leopards or …
Really, if I wanted someone drooling on me, I’d get a big dog.
Or a small cat, for that matter. Madame Mamie was queen of happy drools.
Have to admit, not a big fan of drool even from animals. Although, I’d sooner let an animal drool on me than this creep.
Same here. Madam Mamie’s drool was pretty ewww. But animal drool doesn’t disgust me, where human drool does, even before we get to this loser’s rape fantasies.
If that were true women everywhere would be marrying hitachi magic wands*. Since this isn’t a thing then I think his theory may be a bit flawed.
*Though I did hug mine and call it my new best friend the first time I used it.
I’ll concede to a little jealousy to you ladies that you ladies get all the best toys. I bought a high-end male toy and it split in half after 3 or 4 uses. I was irritated because it cost a decent chunk of money that I could have used on something else fun.
Bah, messed up the quotes, sorry.
The blockquote monster got you! This means you’ve passed your initiation and are a True Manboobzer.
Says someone who has never been raped .
I would really like to see all the male rape victims line up and say they think the violent act of rape perpetuated on them is the same as being accused of rape . Let alone what did that one guy say ? 10 times ? I would like to see a man who has been raped 10 times to say he will drop charges and be content that it means one man is not falsely accused.
Side-note: can we add the BINGO card generators to the welcome package? David worked so hard on them.
(My last comment was to JoJo, but obviously blockquote monster is trying to be smart.)
Great idea, emilygoddess!
Random: am I the only one who finds the dude in the pic really unsexy? As in, a total boner-killer?
The block quote monster does seem to be in a particularly bad mood tonight.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.K NOW I’m at a bakers dozen!