Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
The sexual assault part was when he said open your mouth and if she says no he say DO IT! and she “whimpers” and then will “do it”…. and let it slide right in there.
If you told a cop you did that ? You don’t need a feminist to accuse you of sexual assault.You sir(Fisto is that your name?) have just admitted it .
Yes its very likely she has never been sexually assaulted before .Forced against her will to have someone spit in her mouth after she said she did not want that . Yes you have “left your mark” . Its called rape trauma syndrome.
I totally forgot there was a character named Fisto in star wars. That is a shame.
You might want to quit advertising things like this on he internet. Not taking no for an answer so she whimpers and complies ….and “making her” do things might end up with you getting a knock on your door with some people with badges who just want to ask you a few questions.
This reminds me of that survey that found that a scary percentage of men will admit to rape as long as you just describe it and don’t use the word “rape”.
You mean after they quit “making ” you , and not taking no for an answer? You mean when they LET you get the fuck out of there ?
It’s like he wrote a lovingly detailed account of going into a store, pointing a gun at the cashier, and demanding the contents of the till, and then finished up the story with “but I’m not a thief or anything, it’s just that you weird feminazi prudes overreact when people take stuff that they’re perfectly entitled to via the threat of violence”.
WHAT PART DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT NO??????????????????????????????
Is it THAT hard for you to grasp NO means I don’t WANT to ? Intimidating someone into doing it anyway is AGAINST their WILL!!!!
Until you understand that more men will be “falsely accused” of RAPE.
Right its oxytocin .The adrenaline rush the cashier feels and the terror that he(or she) goes through in his mind bonds him to you for life .Because you are likely the only one that has done that to him .You’re the only one .That one special one . He wont ever be able to get you off of his mind . No one else can compare to you and that experience you gave him .
Fisto is also a sexbot in Fallout New Vegas. Seems like it’d be a better target for this guy’s saliva. Ew.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fisto
Shorter Fisto – if you want someone to stay with you forever, give them PTSD.
I wouldn’t wish this guy on a sexbot, let alone a real human being.
Hey ! Don’t knock Stockholm syndrome until you have tried it ! I mean if you get desperate enough. It can work wonders for your rape life OOPPS I mean sex life.
And yet, RedPillWomen bridle at the thought that what they are doing approaches kink in any way shape or form.
The main thing that I learned from Fisto is that wounded animals enjoy being eaten by lions. Or possibly the lions fuck the animals. Metaphors aren’t really his strong point.
Yes it is describing against “anyone’s (as you call her) will. I find it very telling that its not obvious to you. That is how eventually you will get “falsely accused of rape” if you keep lying to your self.
FISTO,
You’re a horrible writer and a worse person. No, what you described is not consensual sex. Nor is anything you claimed about biology or gender true. Rub her clit with your abs during intercourse? Really? As that is impossible in reality ( a fact you were unaware of), we can be pretty sure you’re only writing down your fantasies for other dudes to read and (you hope) admire and get off on. If you enjoy that sort of thing, great. Write some crappy, kinky erotica and call it what it is: fiction that excites you. You are not an authority on women or on sex. You’re just another stupid misogynist with no hope of ever being the highly sought after lover you dream of being. You aren’t “alpha”. You’re a loser and a liar who is too cowardly to attach his real name to his blog that encourages other men to rape and abuse women.
By the way, the whole “alpha” shtick turned out to be wrong when it was about wolves and it has never been anything but bullshit when it is used to refer to people.
As to attempting to shame people about their personal sexual fantasies, that won’t work. See, when decent people have something kinky they like to do, they do it with a willing partner who shares that fantasy or is at least willing to try it out once. In such a scene consent can be revoked at any time. There is no real force and no one is stupid enough to think they can read minds, especially not based solely upon gender and wishful thinking. They don’t need to bottle it up and project it onto others. There is nothing shameful about it. Playing D/s or S&M games can be fun, healthy and even loving. Got a non-consent fantasy that involves pain and spit? Fine. Negotiate it clearly and respectfully with another kinkster like a competent adult. But know this: You do not own the person on the bottom and you never will. The top is not using them or really showing them who is boss in the really real world. Two (or more) people are sharing an experience that they hope will be fulfilling for all involved. A sexually submissive woman has plenty of opportunity to get off and get respect in the kink community. She doesn’t need you and your clumsy misunderstanding of her anatomy and desires. What you wrote about was not hot kink. It was grim abuse to manipulate and terrorize. You should be ashamed. Frankly, I think a real submissive masochist who knows what she wants and how to get it would scare the living shit out of you.
..and good luck getting that constipated lion to shit you out a Sean Connery.
Maybe its injured animals are easy prey for predators and the prey quickly succumbs to death and the predator is proud of that ?
And listen Carlos .Is that your name ? Friend of Fisto ? Talking about how “feminist ” talking about rape ? Listen to your friend . If one day you have a daughter /or hell if you have a mother ?? or a sister what would you tell her about a man shouting this proudly .Remember the man is the lion your mother /daughter/sister is the wounded .Would you warn her or would you set them up with him ?
I would like to see your MOTHER be coerced to opening her mouth for some animal (man) to spit in it (drizzling) and you call it “consentual” even after she said NO >your daughter and your sister too .Maybe you niece ?And you to stand up BOLDLY for the lion oops I mean man who did it and say it wasn’t sexual assault .
And men are tired of being looked at “suspected” as potential rapist and they are tired of it . I don’t blame them . You and your friend who you defend aren’t doing any favors for your selves or your fellow men.
Well as others have pointed out if you have hard bumpy things close enough to rub her clit during sex you really, REALLY want to get that looked at by a doctor.
Now gather around while I spread some good old fashion truth. Some women are into being dominated in bed. And brace yourself, so are some men! Some people even take turns being dominated. Wild I know!! /sarcasm off/ If this is what turns you on and you find a willing partner have fun. But if you would like to do this with someone it needs to be talked about ahead of time and the ground rules set up. If not then yes, it is rape. Forcing someone through intimidation, threats and violence to do something they don’t want to do makes it sexual assault.
And kitteh, hot damn! I really like the new picture 🙂
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m871ikHUpE1rcd3zqo1_500.gif
Good thing I wasn’t drinking then, Sam-I-Was? – it would have been snorted all over my desk!
Thanks about the new pic! Combination of melting hot weather here and thinking about an actual sexy man (aka. polar opposite of MR DRIBBLES) = shirtless pic plz! 😉
lana – LOL Fisto’s fate, eaten by lionesses!
Not all lions are so aggressive, either.
http://greenbuzzz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lion-cuddle.jpg
LOOK AT THE LION CUDDLING THE MAN!!! LOOOK AT ITT!!