Hey ladies! Better not read today’s post, as it’s only for ALPHA DUDES and would-be ALPHA DUDES. For while I was out looking for Man Boobz material I happened to run across some excellent and not-at-all ridiculous advice from a dude called FISTO on how ALPHA DUDES can use sex to totally control the ladies.
This advice is so totally ALPHA I feel I can only dispense it in small doses, so here are a few tips. Only after you have totally mastered these tips to totally master the ladies should you even consider reading the rest of the post I got them from. (Also, to be serious for a moment, it’s also fucked up and possibly triggery, so you may not even want to read my post.)
First of all, you need to know that
Women fall in love with you when you Make them feel special + Make them feel feminine …
When they love you, you have the power. …
You will become the man she desperately needs and is terrified of losing.
Ok, so how do you do this? Easy as pie!
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
And that means ORGASMS, baby!
The most common orgasm a woman has is the Clitoral Orgasm. Most people know you can stimulate her to climax with your hands or tongue or when fucking you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
Wait, what?
you can angle your body so it gets rubbed by your rock hard abs.
You can angle your body to rub her clit with your abs.
Ok, I am just going to have to take his word for this. Granted, I don’t actually have rock-hard-abs, but I’m pretty sure that unless you are literally this dude
no part of your abs — not even your lower abs, down there between the six pack and the you-know-what — are going to be rocking her clit.
Anyhoo, if you want to make her feel especially feminine and special, you need to
do what a Lion does when it hears a wounded animal and go in for the kill.
And what that means is spitting. Lots of spitting. Possibly NONCONSENSUAL spitting.
Ladies love spitting!
Making her open her mouth and spitting in it, spitting on her face, baby smacking her face, her tits, really throwing down on her ass leaving big red handprints, making her tell you that’s your pussy, and on and on. That’s what bonds her to you, that’s the Greater Alpha Male Long Game.
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
Well, that’s exactly what some dude asked in the comments to FISTO’s totally ALPHA post, and FISTO laid down some TRUTH on him:
You gotta amp up the intensity of the encounter, you have to escalate by kissing her and making her swallow big drips of saliva, then when you start fucking her tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there. Then when you get going hard and the smacking ensues let her rip. It’s not for everyone, but you’ll likely be THE ONLY ONE that does it to her. And that’s leaving a mark.
Pressuring women into doing humiliating things after they say no … what could be more ALPHA than that?
… and I don’t really have any more jokes for today.
I can only hope that all of Fisto’s alleged sexual experience is made up, not just some of it.
I found Fisto and his Red Pill advice through the excellent Blue Pill subreddit. It was also posted in r/sex, where it was, thankfully, downvoted and ridiculed.
NOTE: Added a trigger warning of sorts.
That’s gotta be the explanation . But wouldn’t that kind of be cheating on your self ?Won’t your self get jealous that your self now loves another person besides your self ?
And what about origies ?Does everybody fall in love with everybody there ,and desperately need everybody there forever , and everybody owns each other’s asses ?
Ally: Just… ick. Sorry you had that kind of encounter.
Shaenon: Thanks for the science lesson; always welcome rejoinder to this sort of bs.
On topic: I think to illustrate this guy’s suggestion for sex, you’d need to take several pages out of the kama sutra and then subject them to an origami-type folding project.
What I truly suspect is that not only does he not have any experience with sex outside of porn, but he also doesn’t understand how cut-takes work. So he sees several rapid-fire shots of different sexual positions with no transitions, and just assumes that’s how sex works. (There’s a similar explanation, oddly, for a lot of Rob Liefield’s infamously bad comic art–he draws the body parts separately, and just sort of mashes them together, with the resulting boob-and-butt poses being something that looks like a past-up collage from Maxim magazine.)
Well of course you do, cloudiah. You are David.
Am I the only one seeing this Oglaf now? (NSFW)
Ally – ew, stupid young shitbag. Common as muck in every sense. But seconding what Kiwi Girl said.
Also … abs on clitoris … sorry, no, I don’t really want to dislocate my hips so some nitwit can fit his abdomen down there. Not that I’d want sex with someone with “rock hard abs” anyway, I find ’em a total turn-off.
“At no point in the article the author talks about doing something against another persons’ will. It has become like a reflex in feminist circles to jump to abuse and even rape conclusions”
Really, Carlos? pretty sure this excerpt is very nonconsensual, in fact the imaginary woman in this scenario says “no”.
“tell her to open her mouth, she may say no. Tell her “DO IT”. She will whimper and then do it, and let it drip right in there”
Ok, you say, I’m totally down with this ALPHA stuff but do the ladies really like all of this spitting?
No, and I feel sorry for any woman who ends up in bed with this guy, although I don’t exclude the possibility that someone out there could like this as well.
It’s funny that Fisto tries to shame us by insinuating we’re really the ones with rape fantasies lawl what a joke.
Oh look, Fisto has graced is with his presence. Hey Fisto, were you aware that your “red pill” is actually the stool softener, colace?
TW from her on in: rape, rape apologia
Carlos:
Why yes, at multiple points in Fisto’s article he explicitly talks about doing stuff against a woman’s will, while also rationalizing any kind of pain or unwillingness on the woman’s part as a play-act, because, deep down, we all know she really. And that is rape apologia at its worst.
Don’t believe a woman when she’s whimpering in pain. Instead:
Make her do this, make her do that:
@Carlos
See: the part about spitting
Probably because rape and abuse are extremely common and so are the attitudes that enable rapists and abusers. Some of which are expressed by the article.
So, if you had the choice of setting 10 rapists free for the sake of stopping one person from being falsely accused of rape, you would let those 10 rapists free. Free to commit even more crimes.
That sounds like a very effective way to reduce rape! Anyway, fuck off rape apologist.
You lay want to scroll back to the first page for some comments I just let through moderation, including one from FISTO himself, and one from a FISTO supporter, both of which demonstrate some rather fundamental, er, misunderstandings about consent.
To them I say: Yes, some people (not just women) like being slapped during sex. Yes, some people (not just women) like being spit on during sex. But you can’t just start slapping and/or spitting on your sex partner in hopes that they’re into that — and in the mood for it at that moment — any more than you can simply go up to someone on the street and punch them, and hope that they’re into boxing.
Kink needs to be negotiated in advance. Or your partner needs to give you a clear indication during sex that they’re open to it; saying “spank me” would be a pretty clear invitation, for example. This stuff isn’t rocket science.
Fisto and pals: If you’ve actually done some of this with a partner (without talking it over first) and gotten away with it, it means either that
1) you’re incredibly lucky that you found someone that was into it, in the mood for it, and who didn’t care that you didn’t negotiate any of this beforehand or
2) your partner was too intimidated/freaked out/whatever to say no or to resist or to keep saying no when you ignored her initial no, which means, congratulations, you have in fact committed sexual assault, nothing “false” about it.
Ah, I’ve been ninjaed by a bunch of people who discovered Fisto and Carlos on their own,
I strongly suspect that the name FISTO is supposed to be some stupid “alpha” name that refers to fisting. That’s kind of like how a lot of these Manosphere dudes make up their silly names.
Women release the hormone OXYTOCIN during sex, the more intimate and powerful the pleasure for her, the more you will own her ass.
Men release the exact same hormone as well as many others. So whatever oxytocin does to the woman it does the same to him. I can’t believe the ammount of time these people spend trying to find some ‘rational’ and ‘scientific’ ground for their interactions with women only to end up with the most idiotic theories ever born.
Something about FISTO screams 12 year old boy whose parents aren’t monitoring his internet use sufficiently.
Can we just call BINGO!* on Fisto and Carlos and be done with them? Flat-out rape apologia’s usually a ban-worthy offense, yeah? And there’s simply no way that what Fisto was describing could be interpreted as consensual sex.
*: Referring to the various rape-culture bingo cards I’ve seen in various places.
I am the mighty FISTO! Tremble before me and despair!
This makes me sexy, right? All the ladies want me to own their ass now?
You said this:
So we’ve learned you’re a lying piece of shit as well as one that knows nothing about anatomy, or psychology, or how bodies and their chemicals work. We certainly learned you get all your fantasy material from porn and you’ve likely never been near a woman in your life. Which is a good thing, since you obviously hate us.
Stick to fucking yourself, creepy little guy.
Teenagers explained.
Ninjaed by everyone! 😛
I agree with Freemage; Fisto et al (if they are more than one person) are advocating rape. Banhammer time.
I thought the same thing, but for accuracy, he really should be CRANIUMO ‘cos his head’s planted so firmly up his arse. Very alpha, that.
And some aged parents! 😉
Poor FISTO is imprinted on porn. His computer owns his ass, and he can’t reach orgasm without a mouse in his other hand.
Actually when you think about it the name does make sense.
::snicker::
I guess FISTO sounds more alpha than Rosy Palm.
Holy Shit! If someone belted me on the arse and spat in my mouth, I’d get the fuck out of there and never go back! How, how is that supposed to work? I hope a bunch of dickheads don’t read that and think it’s good advice and try it. Vom vom vom!!!!1
He brings shame upon the name of FISTO!
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Kit_Fisto
The force is not with him.
Actually, that’s a great way to get me kicking your sorry ass out and never wanting to see it again.